- DontMockMySmock
- Aug 9, 2008
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I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.
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Personally, I think the weird part of that isn't the giant balls, but
a sake bottle that represents virtue;
Yeah. Virtue. That's what I think of when I think "liquor." Strong virtues like vomiting, falling over, starting fights, urinating on the sides of buildings, etc.
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- DontMockMySmock
- Aug 9, 2008
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I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.
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Why does that raccoon have a sex toy?
https://www.buzzfeed.com/ronquiogue/is-this-a-sex-toy-or-a-dog-toy-26p7m?utm_term=.grJYxlPwN#.eh31La5rk
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- DontMockMySmock
- Aug 9, 2008
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I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.
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https://twitter.com/aldotcom/status/1037488026635710465
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Sep 13, 2018 02:00
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- DontMockMySmock
- Aug 9, 2008
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I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.
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Why are like 90% of pet raccoons russian?
Because keeping a raccoon as a pet, like wearing track suits or drinking vodka, is a Bad Decision.
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