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Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug

goose fleet posted:

I don't even know what raccoons sound like so I just imagine they make some loud wheezing labored "HRENH HRENH HRENH" with their tongues sticking out and their eyes wide from the exertion of living

Raccoons make a horrible screeching sound, especially at night.

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Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
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This reminds me of the raccoons in the Toronto Zoo. They were all sleeping in a tree when I saw them, with one slowly but surely sliding off. Periodically he would wake up to correct himself, only to fall asleep and start sliding off again. :3:

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug
Cash crab! What are you doing outside my window!?





Yeah you better run, you pervert :mad:

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug
I forgot that I had a few videos of the little bastards in my backyard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rEax34JJRM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOsPHkPeL-E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ujxG4fvh4w

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XioOJLicOSw

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug
I can only assume that a crafty raccoon let its buddies out and they carried off one of the traps with them.

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug
cash crab came to visit for Canada Day.

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
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Baronjutter posted:

Why are you a cat now?!

Also I've been seeing a lot of stump-tailed coons lately. Maybe it's a trend?

All of them were fully tailed, this one just ended up on the other side of the fence.

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
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Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
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That hole is where the driver's periscope goes and is supposed to have a little lid for when the periscope is retracted. I guess the lid got lost, but the original design is 110% raccoon-proof.

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
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Raccoon home invasion in Almaty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvYKGuTtsu8

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug
I used to live in a very raccoon rich area. I could go on the fire escape at any summer night and expect to see the little guys rooting around in the backyard. It was pretty neat. I've since moved away and I kind of miss that now.

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug
As a Torontonian, I'm shocked that a raccoon can hunt anything that moves faster than a garbage can.

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
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He probably would have grabbed the closest thing he thought was edible and ran off with it.

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug
There was a butter sculpture of the raccoon at the CNE that year.

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Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
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I'm buying a house in downtown Toronto, which I assume will be followed by content for this thread and then a protracted but ultimately futile battle to keep the little bastards out of my trash.

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