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Bina
Dec 28, 2011

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Goat Attack posted:



Jesus, Cash Crab, leave some for the other raccoons.

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Bina
Dec 28, 2011

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Gorilla Salad posted:

Went camping in Tasmania once. Did. Not. Sleep.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwhJ9ZMHAFo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuos9YvAcsY

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

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Free Slurpee Day?

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

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goose fleet posted:

Morbidly obese raccoon stuck in a sink: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsYZtv0D_84

Whoa, needs a treadmill.

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

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Cash Crab, you're really good at chores.

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

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Forgall posted:

The last thing you see before you are washed.

:golfclap:

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

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Cash Crab, wasn't this the Halloween where you ate too much pumpkin pie, and barfed all over your princess costume, and convinced people it was magical fairy dust?

That was some night :allears:

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

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Dat possum looooves bananas :allears:

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

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5er posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DfGf4M3QZo

cash crab is an absolutely terrible houseguest.

https://www.facebook.com/RaccoonWillie?_rdr=p

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

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:allears:

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

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Cash Crab got real hard after her time in women's prison.

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

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cash crab posted:

:( I'm lonely and I want to have a picnic.

Teddy's ready when you are. :allears:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cILZ_cB3_so

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

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twistedmentat posted:

Cash Crab is the fuzz!

The Peach Fuzz

:3:

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

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"I got a manicure! Look at my nells!"

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

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... Who moved the dumpster??

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z95nXbfv-4

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

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Major Coon

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

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http://instagram.com/melanieraccoon/

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

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Hush little trash bear don't let life get you down. ** Alternative: Hush little trash bear don't let life make you frown. **

Live like cash crab - go eat a double down.

:kimchi:

Bina has a new favorite as of 04:46 on Oct 30, 2015

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

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cash crab posted:

I would like this embroidered on a pillow for my birthday

Bina has a new favorite as of 05:02 on Oct 30, 2015

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

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You're a Trash Wizard, Melanie. :kimchi:

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

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COME AT ME BRO and bring your snacks!


or


Bina has a new favorite as of 06:27 on Oct 31, 2015

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

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twistedmentat posted:

Yea, that was my reaction too. If I came into someones house and they said "oh this is were you'll be staying", i'd probably find a hotel.

Unless that's a airBNB and they want to see who will want to stay there. Wait, that's probably worse. *gif of fat guy loving stuffed racoon*


I'm going to assume you timed it so the funnel cake part happens at his ear twitched forward.

100 points for the observant goon.

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

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cash crab posted:

:buddy: HOLY gently caress

You need to print this out on photo paper, frame it, and caption it "Me and Dad".

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

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Cash Crab: Our Toilet Bear, and Backyard Friend. :kimchi:

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

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cash crab posted:

The last time I saw my dad's dog, she was so happy to see me that she pissed all over the floor and tore a muscle in her leg. A beautiful idiot, whom I miss.


:3: I love garbage and friends

It's my favorite show, too.

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

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Every time.

Cash Crab :cripes:

Bina has a new favorite as of 03:49 on Nov 6, 2015

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

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This made me laugh.

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

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Aw, it's Cash Crabs' mom :kimchi:

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

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It's all those Double Downs.

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

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I didn't know Cash Crab was a groomer.

In other news: I've had the Beach Boys 'I get around' stuck in my head for a solid week, and I keep replacing the lyrics with themes of Cash Crab wanting a double down. Crispy golden and brown. At some point, I will post a full song version when I have the time to brainstorm.

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

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goose fleet posted:

Looks like cash crab had some pretty wild years in college

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

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whiteyfats posted:

Where is the Brazzers logo?

In our hearts.

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

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Mouse Dresser posted:

Hello friend! Welcome to the Trash Party!

:toot:



Charlie Day is taking this photo, isn't he?

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

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cash crab posted:

You made it!



Dat coon high af right now

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

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BioEnchanted posted:

Interesting thing that I just looked up, the 'washing' thing is an adorable myth. Most of their sensory information comes from their hands due to them having double the sensory nerves as their feet. They often use their hands to 'see' in the dark, and they happen to do a lot of foraging in water. When they are 'rolling' food or items in basins of water they are basically feeling the food to get a better mental understanding of, not only what it is, but how to get it in their mouths more easily. They really don't care how clean it is.

Raccoon Autism?

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

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Those feet. :kimchi:

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

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Mouse Dresser posted:

Yum yum yum I love snacks!



Can we have an appropriate GIF sound for this?

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

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cash crab posted:

I will never recover from this

#cashcrabgoals2016

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Bina
Dec 28, 2011

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Baronjutter posted:

gently caress now I want to feast on smoked salmon skins.

*riveting update*
I walked out to the nearest grocery store to get some bbq salmon tips or what ever they're called and saw a really fat raccoon waddle across the street and stopped traffic. I was worried about it since it was dark and raining but it got across safely. I feel it was an omen, a blessing for my journey.

St. Treasure Cat

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