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MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Raccoons yet again proving that they are Florida’s last hope.

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MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

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bony tony posted:

I've said it before, but before too long raccoons will have opposable thumbs. God help us then.

Bored posted:

Those cats solved our shrew mole problem. The raccoons did not.

Local raccoons are being sighted actively hunting and eating invasive iguanas pretty regularly now. I can only imagine what the increased protein intake is going to do to them over a few dozen generations.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

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ElGroucho posted:

Not to mention, they are extremely large. They look large cat sized in a photo, but they are actually more "climbing, agile basset hound" sized.

They tend to be a bit smaller in warmer climates, I think. The ones here are a lot closer to cat sized than the megachonks I’ve seen pictures of in the great white north.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

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goose willis posted:

Do raccoons burp

Yes.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...


Been there, ‘lil duder. Been there.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

free hubcaps posted:

why are there raccoons in a game about tanukis tho

Hush. It’s a raccoon living his best life, long-boarding his way to riches that he then uses to buy swag from his best friend that happens to be a pothead sloth. Don’t ruin it.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

So, you gave him the food, right?

RIGHT???

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

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Half a turkey, a block of butter, and a warm, dry place to sleep?

That’s your pet raccoon now.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

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Six-Of-Hearts posted:

When youre as smart as a primate, but live on garbage, faith gets tricky and complex.

...And that’s how the Catholic Church came to be.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

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mobby_6kl posted:

This is what the raccoon mafia doesn't want you to see. Maybe :nms: for nature stuff

https://i.imgur.com/BF6pkCW.mp4

As a Floridian, I can't tell you how good this video makes me feel, every time I watch it.

gently caress iguanas. I'm from Fort Lauderdale, and I say KILL EM ALL.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

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They're invasive dickholes that undermine and destroy seawalls, canal banks, pools, basically any shoreline. They poo poo on everything (pool decks specifically,) and they carry salmonella. gently caress iguanas.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

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Wasabi the J posted:

we can change language.

I’m taking it back, you watch!

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

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“I regret nothing.”

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

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MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

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“Ten point oh’s all around except from the Russian judge.”

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

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The missus is having a good morning.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...


Same, little dude. Same.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

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Can we get :canada: changed to be a crying raccoon emerging from a trash can in front of the flag?

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

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WHY IS THE FREE POSTER URL COVERED UP

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

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CapitanGarlic posted:

Naming the next raccoon I find "This Machine Kills Trashists"

Arlo is also an excellent name for a raccoon…

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

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Volmarias posted:

We should all be so lucky as to have a baby raccoon dispensor

Quick, someone dub over the Half-Life health station noise each time he grabs a kit.

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MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Sometimes, if you’re very good, the raccoon scritches back.

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