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Raccoons yet again proving that they are Florida’s last hope.
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2018 02:29 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 13:44 |
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bony tony posted:I've said it before, but before too long raccoons will have opposable thumbs. God help us then. Bored posted:Those cats solved our shrew mole problem. The raccoons did not. Local raccoons are being sighted actively hunting and eating invasive iguanas pretty regularly now. I can only imagine what the increased protein intake is going to do to them over a few dozen generations.
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2019 00:56 |
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ElGroucho posted:Not to mention, they are extremely large. They look large cat sized in a photo, but they are actually more "climbing, agile basset hound" sized. They tend to be a bit smaller in warmer climates, I think. The ones here are a lot closer to cat sized than the megachonks I’ve seen pictures of in the great white north.
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2019 16:35 |
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goose willis posted:Do raccoons burp Yes.
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# ¿ May 16, 2019 17:57 |
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Been there, ‘lil duder. Been there.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2020 05:54 |
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free hubcaps posted:why are there raccoons in a game about tanukis tho Hush. It’s a raccoon living his best life, long-boarding his way to riches that he then uses to buy swag from his best friend that happens to be a pothead sloth. Don’t ruin it.
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2020 15:14 |
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So, you gave him the food, right? RIGHT???
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2020 12:21 |
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Half a turkey, a block of butter, and a warm, dry place to sleep? That’s your pet raccoon now.
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2021 19:15 |
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:When youre as smart as a primate, but live on garbage, faith gets tricky and complex. ...And that’s how the Catholic Church came to be.
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2021 13:25 |
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mobby_6kl posted:This is what the raccoon mafia doesn't want you to see. Maybe for nature stuff As a Floridian, I can't tell you how good this video makes me feel, every time I watch it. gently caress iguanas. I'm from Fort Lauderdale, and I say KILL EM ALL.
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2021 12:06 |
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They're invasive dickholes that undermine and destroy seawalls, canal banks, pools, basically any shoreline. They poo poo on everything (pool decks specifically,) and they carry salmonella. gently caress iguanas.
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2021 20:46 |
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Wasabi the J posted:we can change language. I’m taking it back, you watch!
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2021 21:34 |
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“I regret nothing.”
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2022 04:48 |
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2022 18:48 |
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“Ten point oh’s all around except from the Russian judge.”
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2022 19:07 |
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The missus is having a good morning.
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# ¿ May 5, 2022 13:13 |
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Same, little dude. Same.
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2023 19:24 |
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Can we get changed to be a crying raccoon emerging from a trash can in front of the flag?
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2023 14:08 |
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WHY IS THE FREE POSTER URL COVERED UP
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2023 03:24 |
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CapitanGarlic posted:Naming the next raccoon I find "This Machine Kills Trashists" Arlo is also an excellent name for a raccoon…
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2023 10:50 |
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Volmarias posted:We should all be so lucky as to have a baby raccoon dispensor Quick, someone dub over the Half-Life health station noise each time he grabs a kit.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2023 14:04 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 13:44 |
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Sometimes, if you’re very good, the raccoon scritches back.
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2023 21:33 |