PYF Raccoon: it's cheap and features a raccoon.

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goose willis: Jun 14, 2015; Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Raccoons (Procyon Lotor) are our favorite backyard friends and live in garbage cans and eat literally everything. They also look adorable and do hilarious things sometimes.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwtdIXWGry4 (literally a raccoon riding a bicycle wow)

It's OK to raccoon

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I walked outside side for my usually evening conversation with deer friends. After our greetings they brought my attention to a new friend standing in the background. As I looked, out of the darkness stepped Bandito, with Raccoon Medicine. He was sitting under the bird feeder picking up bird seed that had fallen to the ground.

As I watch in amazement at how ambidextrous he was, I greeted him, he looked at me from behind his mask, and taught me this lesson in Raccoon Medicine.

�Set aside any doubts you have and know that the resources you need will be there for you. Adopt a relaxed attitude; open yourself up to the joy, curiosity and open-ended exploration of life.�

Be aware of any signs, omens one may be getting from those close, or from the other side. My deer friends agreed. He went on to say, Raccoon Medicine brings the gifts of: Curiosity, Exploration, Night Vision, Eating Raw, the magic of Keeping Secrets, using Masks, and Connecting to Trees.�

The magic of the Raccoon Medicine is in its mask, my tiny hands perform the task.
No stone unturned, looking for that juicy worm. Something to eat, would be really sweet.
Your transformation is here, thanks to the deer. Now is the time to let go of your fear.

When Raccoon Medicine crosses ones path it is a good sign. He is a good protector. Raccoon is intelligent, cunning, clean, and very helpful. When one doesn�t know how to do something, make prayers, and a wish to Raccoon. Leave him some food, he will show how to resolve the problem !!!

Raccoon Medicine can also be used as doctor power, hunting power, and protection power. Should one ever get lost in the woods in Nature, just ask Raccoon to help. He likes helping humanity.

When Raccoon Medicine makes its presence known in your life, this little bandit may be saying, look around, see your strength at this time. It may be time to share your energy with some less fortunate. At the same time, Raccoon asks you to honor yourself, provide for your own needs, sow that you have enough power to give energy generously when it�s needed.

Raccoon Medicine people have the uncanny ability to assist others without allowing them to become dependents. Raccoon selflessly tends to the needs of the tribe, before taking anything for itself. Raccoon teaches us the universal law of giving back to the source of our strength, guidance, and protection. We are reminded, benevolence and generosity always come full circle. What goes around, comes around.

This creature-teacher, teaches us to find what we are looking for, and take only what we need� His association to thievery or stealth is quite common because of this.

His digging for food is the method we can apply to digging for knowledge. The mask he wears teaches, by utilizing the power of masks, or the power of shape-shifting, we can succeed.

Shape-shifting teaches one to become what you want to know more about, you can discover the secrets hidden behind others and their ways. This leads to exciting adventures and explorations of the dimensional shifts and altered states of consciousness.

Raccoon is a problem solver from way back. He has an innate curiosity, about how things work, and will encourage one to discover new ideas, and methods of achieving our goals. Intelligence is one of his strong points; combined with adaptability, and a playful nature he becomes an interesting and powerful teacher.

Raccoon Medicine can show how to live in the Now, taking full advantage of the spirit worlds. His sense of family and hunting will serve well in providing for our own needs. Raccoon is a healer and uses the qualities of water to increase sensitivity, cleanse, purify, and soothing.

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 16:25

goose willis: Jun 14, 2015; Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

# ¿ Aug 22, 2015 18:41

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# ¿ Aug 22, 2015 19:05

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# ¿ Aug 22, 2015 19:30

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RCarr posted:

Rocky was always my favorite.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2015 19:38

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# ¿ Aug 22, 2015 20:24

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Even raccoons love doritos: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZr5AqGrLcI

# ¿ Aug 22, 2015 21:13

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# ¿ Aug 22, 2015 21:57

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Sure, close enough

# ¿ Aug 22, 2015 23:00

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# ¿ Aug 22, 2015 23:25

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It's OK to drive raccoon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJf0qXeaZWU

# ¿ Aug 23, 2015 00:05

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# ¿ Aug 23, 2015 16:33

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Yum yum: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjrKbP6bFvA

# ¿ Aug 23, 2015 20:27

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# ¿ Aug 24, 2015 03:56

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quote:

A group of raccoons is called a gaze.

# ¿ Aug 24, 2015 05:20

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# ¿ Aug 25, 2015 06:03

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It's OK to raccoon

It's not OK to eat raccoon

# ¿ Aug 25, 2015 19:58

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# ¿ Aug 25, 2015 22:00

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I want to live this life:

# ¿ Aug 25, 2015 22:09

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Morbidly obese raccoon stuck in a sink: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsYZtv0D_84

# ¿ Aug 26, 2015 23:05

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Bina posted:

Whoa, needs a treadmill.

Or a swing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rcn8MTsARi8

(same raccoon)

# ¿ Aug 26, 2015 23:14

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# ¿ Aug 29, 2015 01:03

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# ¿ Aug 29, 2015 01:51

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Wild, VICIOUS raccoon attack!!! MUST SEE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7hBv-tbSWk

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# ¿ Aug 30, 2015 02:31

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# ¿ Aug 31, 2015 01:50

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kafziel posted:

Tag NSFW there?

What?

# ¿ Aug 31, 2015 03:32

goose willis: Jun 14, 2015; Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Huh, I didn't even see it. Well, edited in a different picture of a raccoon and fox.

# ¿ Aug 31, 2015 04:10

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Rare albino raccoon babies: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=locLUAhFFP4

Listen to the noises they make!

# ¿ Sep 1, 2015 18:19

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Jmcrofts posted:

Did I do this right

# ¿ Sep 5, 2015 04:12

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goose willis: Jun 14, 2015; Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

They're very curious and very hungry. If you have any food on you they'll start begging for it. They aren't particularly aggressive since the urban ones have more or less figured out that humans find them adorable and will feed them without much fuss.

Here they want some ice cream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3Tuhamsmis

# ¿ Sep 10, 2015 16:00

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