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goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

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The wild ones are wary of you and just want food. I think the ones kept as pets are more affectionate. Sometimes. They all have different personalities.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KphBM5W6R8c

Raccoon: LOVE ME
Cat: no








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I don't even know what raccoons sound like so I just imagine they make some loud wheezing labored "HRENH HRENH HRENH" with their tongues sticking out and their eyes wide from the exertion of living

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Racist

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The only thing stopping raccoons from sentience is rabies

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:vince:

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LEGALIZE RACCOON MARRIAGE

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I am so confused by this video

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Oh my god that is loving adorable

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For animals that all look identical why are raccoons so adorable

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cash crab posted:

:3: Awww, he looks so happy.

He realizes that it's OK to raccoon

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Raccoons come in DIFFERENT COLORS NOW wow :eyepop:

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"It's not OK to raccoon" -- Toronto

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DID YOU KNOW there is a South American species called the crab-eating raccoon



It's like Diet Raccoon

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We'd better domesticate them before they replace us

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So how did that work? Who was shipping crates of raccoons to Japan? How did they get so many raccoons?

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It's OK to rub raccoon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gY8NJJmYRag

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Enormously fat raccoon receiving a perfect rubdown:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD1595nMm0U

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http://nypost.com/2015/10/22/pizza-raccoon-joins-nycs-pizza-loving-wildlife/

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A ravenous raccoon fished a slice of pizza out of a garbage can at the Central Park Conservancy Garden, then scampered up a tree to enjoy an al fresco feast.

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Cool Raccoon Names, as determined over private messages, with cash crab, on Something Awful,

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Bort
Burpz II
Coffee Crumble
Cookie Treatz
Creamsicle
Ezekiel
Fart Simpson
George
Hoople
Jessica
Judy
Laser Bean
Macaroni Joe
Millicent O'Toole
Moofy
Mustard
Oily John
Pillow Xtreme
Pope Biscuit X
Pudding Boo Boo
Slayer
Spaghetti-O
Sparkle Love
Turnip Munch

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:rip:

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