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withak
Jan 15, 2003


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http://abc7news.com/pets/sf-residents-concerned-after-raccoons-attack-2nd-couple-in-2-months-/1060775/

A pack of a dozen or so raccoons is attacking people in SF.

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withak
Jan 15, 2003


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goose fleet posted:

What the gently caress sort of stock photo is this

The sort where someone will be horribly disappointed after searching for "raccoons loving geese".

withak
Jan 15, 2003


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A friend used to have a dog that you could make pee by acting really excited and talking to him in an excited voice. Good times.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


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Obese pet raccoons are kind of sad. :-(

withak
Jan 15, 2003


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twistedmentat posted:

I worked in a place where there was a Coffee Time closer than a tims. It was like a 10 minute walk vs a 2 minute walk. Never again. Never ever again. I was happy when I worked downtown and there was a second cup so close.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfwr-mYVJiw
Guys, Pizza!!!

I like how one figures it out, then the others immediately realize "holy poo poo, this stuff is portable".

withak
Jan 15, 2003


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Portland Trash Core Band Outed as Three Raccoons with a Drum Machine

withak
Jan 15, 2003


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The 1950s Telegraph Hill raccoon man has been identified.




Also there was this in one of the linked posts:

withak
Jan 15, 2003


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Scientists terrify raccoons to reveal inner workings of ecosystems

withak
Jan 15, 2003


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The saddest part is the morbidly obese raccoon.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


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http://nautil.us/issue/34/adaptation/the-intelligent-life-of-the-city-raccoon-rp

A valuable contribution in the field of raccoon journalism.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


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Wheany posted:

Is chocolate safe for raccoons to eat? :ohdear:

I find it hard to believe that there is anything that raccoons can't eat.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


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That is a very photogenic washbear.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


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https://twitter.com/searexx/status/753030735271829504

withak
Jan 15, 2003


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goose willis posted:

I'm kind of wondering what's catching the attention of those raccoons because they're denying themselves the privilege of witnessing live gladiatorial combat

garbage

withak
Jan 15, 2003


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Best part is the casual mention that this is the 2nd raccoon that has gotten stuck there. Clearly someone needs to design a raccoon-proof cover for that opening.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


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If the lid can be lost then the design is clearly not raccoon-proof.


edit: Though so little is raccoon-proof these days; who are we to judge?

withak
Jan 15, 2003


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:lol:

withak
Jan 15, 2003


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Yeah coon is clearly Problematic.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


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goose willis posted:

I like how that precious fur baby didn't even show any surprise or flinch when it got whacked it just went right back into the water and swam away

Clearly this ain't its first rodeo.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


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Guy Mann posted:

South American raccoons are called Crab-Eating Raccoons because they eat so much shellfish.





I wonder if you kept one as a pet would it balloon up to the usual domesticated raccoon level of obesity?

withak
Jan 15, 2003


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Bob's Burgers is pretty raccoon-intensive this week.

The raccoon is called Big Baby Pudding-Snatcher.

withak has a new favorite as of 03:43 on Apr 3, 2017

withak
Jan 15, 2003


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Has a raccoon ever not looked comfortable?

withak
Jan 15, 2003


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Cool badger.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


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Five long days

withak
Jan 15, 2003


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So did he get it back or what?

withak
Jan 15, 2003


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That's all fine and good until they learn that if they go inside the house then they get sandwiches.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


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Straight-out brawl: probably panda
Battle of wits: raccoon

withak
Jan 15, 2003


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I'm the big scratch on the leg of the raccoon owner.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


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Wonder how they figured out that you get water if you bite through the aluminum cans.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


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I don't think people should feed raccoons dessert.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


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It's a little bear cub.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


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Thin Privilege posted:

How can that be a bear, it is so tiny.

They aren't born full size.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


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They definitely know they are on camera.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


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Donut County is absolutely the best ipad raccoon game ever made.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


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Raccoons need to learn that no means no.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


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Hey Uber drivers this is not advisable if you want to keep your 5-star rating.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


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Actually the music is 100% appropriate.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


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That's not what "coonhound" means.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


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Is that a coati in the back.

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withak
Jan 15, 2003


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https://i.imgur.com/Mr3Fo6A.mp4

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