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I just have laser raccoons near me. I was coming home, and there was one on top of the bins, and it scooted off as i came up, as I walked by, the other one was rumbling and another popped its head out http://i.imgur.com/P0ilfEA.jpg Another night, this fellow was just hanging out in the tree http://i.imgur.com/07bPWoy.jpg The worst thing is my apartment is right next to the bins, so I can hear them chittering and fighting and banging at night.
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What a dainty princess!
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Oct 8, 2015 02:15
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cash crab posted:As a Toronto resident, I can assure you I do not approve of this new design. Mostly because a trashbin full of babies is cute. Not when they spread lovely diapers all over the place. New neighbors moved in next door to my building and the first week they were here the raccoons got into their bins and tore open the garbage bags with the diapers in it, so the walkway between our houses (and right outside my window) smelt like baby poop until it rained again, even after I cleaned up the mess. They stopped putting the diapers in the same bag with regular garbage. The music in that video made it just an adorable romp.
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Oct 12, 2015 23:10
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Leafs new starting forward.
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Oct 14, 2015 00:30
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Cash Crab why were you in my backyard? http://i.imgur.com/zElBA3G.jpg
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Oct 15, 2015 23:44
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Bina posted:Teddy's ready when you are. I never knew porcupines made such adorable noises. cash crab posted:
Shouldn't have scampered off after letting me take your picture!
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Oct 17, 2015 05:16
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I'm lonely and I want to have a picnic.
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Cash Crab is the fuzz!
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Oct 18, 2015 09:26
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I do declare!
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Oct 18, 2015 19:53
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I'm at cat! I'm a flying squirrel! I'm...on my face.
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Oct 22, 2015 06:56
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It's raining tonight and when I came home, there was a raccoon on the bins as normal, but it was just sitting there with the lid up staying dry. I wish i could have gotten a good picture but it was way to dark.
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Oct 25, 2015 08:20
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He's not stuck there, he's right where he wants to be.
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Oct 26, 2015 04:40
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This is less cute and more creepy. As someone said, like that Furry episode of CSI. So when you have a pet one, I assume you bathe it. No matter how adorable wild one are, they're going to be filthy.
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Oct 30, 2015 05:14
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Frostwerks posted:For the person who hates housing guests. Yea, that was my reaction too. If I came into someones house and they said "oh this is were you'll be staying", i'd probably find a hotel. Unless that's a airBNB and they want to see who will want to stay there. Wait, that's probably worse. *gif of fat guy loving stuffed racoon* Bina posted:COME AT ME BRO and bring your snacks! I'm going to assume you timed it so the funnel cake part happens at his ear twitched forward.
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Oct 31, 2015 07:28
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goose fleet posted:What the gently caress sort of stock photo is this Canada.jpg.
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Nov 2, 2015 06:45
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Watch me roll over! *gets half way around* Eh this is good enough.
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Nov 5, 2015 07:04
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cash crab posted:
Does your boyfriend eat from the garbage? Does he wash his food all the time? Does he always have a mask on?
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Nov 10, 2015 01:53
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Every time i see a fat racoon, the tuba music theme for Otis from the Superman movies always plays in my head.
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Nov 16, 2015 07:38
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Robviously posted:If you enjoy catching diseases, yeah sure. Or taking your gun and its attachments out on dates.
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Dec 14, 2015 01:05
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Mouse Dresser posted:For self protection! Looks like a tattoo needle. "Scamps is the best artist down there. Though he's limited in material. He can do a kick rear end garbage can or half rotten tomato." We're having stupidly warm weather for the middle of December, and its causing the squirrels to get real fat, I wonder if its happening to the raccoons as well.
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Dec 14, 2015 02:45
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cash crab posted:
I suspect we may live in the same area. I also had not heard the raccoons were getting sick. I hope it isn't someone poisoning them.
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Dec 14, 2015 04:50
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All the raccoons here are getting really sick and no one knows why.
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Weed Bear is way too adorable.
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Dec 15, 2015 19:41
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I had not seen the one spraying the cat with the sprinkler, that's fantastic!
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Dec 16, 2015 06:45
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cash crab posted:If it makes you feel better, some of the males just get very long hair and look much fatter than they actually are. But yes, all obese pets are sad and I don't see why people think obesity in animals is cute. Except Butterscotch. There's a bulldog puppy near me that when she was tiny she was super adorable, but now she's gotten all fat, and its sad because I know she's less than a year old, but you can hear her weezing. Like seriously, think about how much you are feeding your pet. Wild fat racoons would be a sign of success I'd assume.
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Dec 21, 2015 20:01
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Eponine posted:Thin bulldogs wheeze. It's usually because they're so hosed from breeding with their close relatives that their bodies don't develop well. That's why they only live for like 7 years. That makes me super sad. Because those kinds of dogs are super popular around here and they're all so sweet. Until I moved to the Toronto beaches, I hated dogs because all I met were big jerk dogs that wanted to jump up on me or barked and growled and snapped at me. Here, they're all super friendly and just want to be friends. I know a bunch of people with fat cats, and they tend to be rescued cats. What they've told me is because they were kittens on the street before being rescued and adopted, they didn't know where food was going to come from so they would eat whenever they had a chance and as much as possible. Now they're in a loving home, they are fed normally, but their eating habits haven't changed. With pet Racoons, I'd figure the owners would over feed them too, but then because they''re racoons they probably eat beyond that. Not to mention treats.
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Dec 21, 2015 20:36
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cash crab posted:People tend to overfeed animals no matter what. I understand the urge to do this: many people learn that a good way to show affection is to offer food, and because animals have zero concept of "I am getting rather porky now" they always accept it. Conversely, people also overfeed animals because it's kind of upsetting to see an animal in distress, and animals constantly look like they're in distress when they're hungry. I have worked in many shelters and around countless animals and I am utterly immune to their pleas for food now, it is very liberating. I bet if you gave a hot dog to a racoon they'd eat it the right way. But yea, I've seen enough cats and dogs giving pained looked to their owners that are asking for treats, and it is hard to refuse.
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Dec 22, 2015 02:18
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First guy is upset there's no buns. Second is just disappointed. Taking his bitch to the moooooon! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oGQfCLsoVQ The cat is sad because it never gets hot dogs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHwmCwoqdKA Aaah they're eating PB&J!
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Dec 22, 2015 06:09
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Bored posted:I've fed one of my raccoon bros* pb&j. Took it a few seconds to figure out how to eat it, then lots of chewing. I just assumed you mean you two fist bump regularly. It is pretty amusing to wtach animals eat human food because most animals jaws can only go up and down, not side to side so it looks funny.
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Dec 22, 2015 23:25
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http://www.metronews.ca/news/toronto/2015/10/28/raccoon-distemper-cases-spike-in-toronto.html Oh no, Cash Crab be careful!
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Dec 29, 2015 20:09
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Instant Jellyfish posted:Outside of New Orleans there is a swamp boat tour you can take where they throw marshmallows at wildlife. The local raccoons know this and line up to get their sugar fix when they hear the boats and it's the cutest thing Those Raccoons have tweeker eyes.
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Dec 30, 2015 21:13
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That looks like a Coffee Time opposed to a Tim Hortons. While adorable, I would never, ever go there again. Was linked from that http://www.buzzfeed.com/laurenstrapagiel/a-love-letter-to-trash-pandas#.oopBPKrPMV We do love our wash bears. If we ever get Olympics (which i really hope we don't) if the mascot isn't a Racoon this city has been failed.
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Dec 30, 2015 23:16
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Wasabi the J posted:They reportedly were calling animal control. It's more this would be a result of lax pest control measures.
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Dec 31, 2015 00:58
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cash crab posted:I can't believe I'm typing these words, but I know that woman, and I am pretty sure I know that raccoon, too. This is in my neighborhood. I worked in a place where there was a Coffee Time closer than a tims. It was like a 10 minute walk vs a 2 minute walk. Never again. Never ever again. I was happy when I worked downtown and there was a second cup so close. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfwr-mYVJiw Guys, Pizza!!!
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Dec 31, 2015 02:55
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cash crab posted:A similar classic: Hey guys, I need this, I can't say why but my needs are greater than yours. Also, I think this makeup tutorial is on point http://i.imgur.com/drZjYuH.jpg
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He's gonna fulton that trash.
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Jan 1, 2016 22:05
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Come on dude, don't leave me hanging!
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Jan 4, 2016 05:50
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mycot posted:A classic, now in Japanese Vine form: Raccoon gets cotton candy. When he's grabbing around in the water trying to figure out where it went is super sad.
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Semisponge posted:Semi-related fun fact, English also borrowed the Algonquian word "mohawk," which means cannibal. Mohawk's were a member of the Iroquis nation, which was enemies of the Huron nation. I could see them making their name for one who eats other people an enemy. Like Barbarians were anyone who didn't speak Latin to the romans. Origins of Cotton Candy Raccoon. http://www.buzzfeed.com/krishrach/the-amazing-origin-of-cotton-candy-raccoon-has-finally-been#.ur1rVxAV7p God drat you Japanese game shows.
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Jan 7, 2016 04:08
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Aramek posted:Well, yet another reason they shouldn't be trusted. Raccoons be all "where the white women at?"
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Jan 18, 2016 23:45
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Look at his tiny ears!!!!!!!!!!!!  I saw this guy the other night  He had a bobbed tail and a gimpy leg, was fat and healthy so he's doing okay.
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Mouse Dresser posted:Just bringing some more trash supplies to keep the trash party going! Really? No Raccoons in the city? I've lived in the city my whole life and I've seen lots of raccoons.
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