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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > The Goodmine > Star Trek: This one is about drinkin' kanar with Damar and Gull Dukat
 
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Jun 24, 2013

Ambrose Burnside posted:

nah worf is definitely a mega weeaboo and it rules but its never stated directly

like. remember that worf is culturally and socially human and was raised in fuckin minsk, and had very little contact w/ klingons (if any really, i dont recall exactly) before TNG starts. so hes like "no i could not couple with these humans, they are too. fragile." and then it turns out worf was a fuckin virgin until he knocked up that one klingon lady who had alexander lmao. and worf is all HONOUR HONOUR HONOUR when every klingon we meet just pays honour lip service while being just about as cynical and pragmatic as anyone else. jadzia dax is a better and less weird/forced klingon than worf is in ds9, in the later seasons where theyre directly juxtaposed as a couple. and when worf really lets someone into his life on a personal level, like at the end of TNG when hes dating troi, he doesnt take them to klingon programs on the holodeck but the freakin shores of the black sea at night. hes very thoroughly human and just emulates klingonism from what is depicted in his anime magazines and it rules really hard

hahaha Worf is Space Rachel Dolezal

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Jun 24, 2013

 well now I want to see TNG redone in DK mode from Goldeneye

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Jun 24, 2013

Met posted:

I had never made the mental connection that Quark and Guinan had the same profession.

Guinan doesn't even compare as a character.

Ten Forward could definitely use some Dabo tables

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Jun 24, 2013

Kitchner posted:

Obviously... not.
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Jun 24, 2013

Tujague posted:

It's sort of funny and sad how stirred up you guys get when I say that desperately straining and grunting to seem smart by earnestposting wildly unexamined, kid-who-read-cliff's-notes philosophy bullshit in the context of a TV spaceship show is real stupid

It's like poking a nest of obese hornets. Like, you all leap with uncharacteristic vigor and wheezing noises to make it stop and try to hurt my feelings via projection. Reminds me of that lowtax thread about changing the shitposting rules.

:getout:

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Jun 24, 2013

 isn't Kate Mulgrew just a raging prima donna that rubs off on people the wrong way

I thought I heard that about her on OITNB

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Jun 24, 2013

angerbeet posted:

Incorrect. Just like Janeway is the best captain, Voyager is the best trek.

this post has a goatee

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Jun 24, 2013

chaosbreather posted:

Uh, you're forgetting T'Pol's tits, aka, the only good part of Enterprise there buddy
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