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Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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There was a Voyager episode where the Leonardo Davinci hologram gets the Doctors mobile emitter and he and Janeway have an adventure. Its a dumb episode with a doofy premise, but the episode begins with a group of small ships showing up, knocking Voyagers shields out, beaming a bunch of their cool stuff away, then running like hell. Voyager is out in the dangerous neighborhood and gets mugged, then they spend the episode having get their poo poo back. I actually liked that this was something that could not have been done on other Star Treks, where Picard could just call space AAA and retreat to his ready room to listen to public domain crap for a couple days till the tow arrives.

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Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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Tujague posted:

What's the episode of Voyager I should watch to see Tuvok doing cool poo poo

And not the part where he strangles Neelix, I saw that

There was that episode where he finally gave into his feelings and made love to Neelix. I think it was a season 5 episode?

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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It's been established since TOS that Vulcans feel but repress.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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There was also a TNG episode about an ancient Vulcan weapon from back when they allowed their ultra intense emotions to run wild. There's also the episode with Alzheimer's Serek and his emotions were more than Picard could handle.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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I like how they couldnt really decide what rank Obrien had on TNG so they kept just kinda throwing pins at his neck.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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Why even have all these rooms the Enterprise has? Fencing room, just use a holodeck. Courtroom, holodeck. Hot-rear end mirror room, holodeck.

And unrelated, I love how they dont seem to bother securing anything. One of the only good things ST:Enterprise did was actually take real ship and submarine design philosophy for their poo poo and SECURE HEAVY OR BREAKABLE THINGS

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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Entropic posted:

Whenever they show someone's quarters on TNG and they have like glass coffee tables and goofy ornaments everywhere I wonder what must happen to people's quarters during those bridge scenes where they shake the camera.

All of Worfs knives and swords and dangerous pointy trophies shred the poo poo our of his upholstery and he's gotta replace his furniture every goddamn week.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

poo poo dude why not just build the ship out of holograms

Screw that, its all about inflatable ships nowadays.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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Poor Miles. Damned if he does damned if he doesnt.

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Apr 16, 2005

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Delsaber posted:

Those fighters show up a couple times on DS9 I think. The Maquis stole a bunch of them, then later Sisko throws waves of them against the Dominion fleet to die horribly like he's Zap Brannigan or something.

It's weird that they even exist. 1-on-1, they're no better than a runabout, and against larger heavier targets they just get plucked out of the sky because everything in Trek has crazy accurate targeting computers and ECM stuff doesn't really exist.

NERDYTHEROY
Maybe they simply take less materials than runabouts which are big and intended for longish trips?


Real reason is of course "because shut up"

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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Rynder posted:

Eh. Wasn't a D'deridex the size of like, 5 enterprises? Plus I assume to cloak the whole thing used a ton of power. I assumed it's why they were the only race shown (?) to use something other than dilithium, a black hole provides a lot more energy for their dumb big ships.

The ship would be a much more manageable size if they didnt have the huge loving HOLE in the middle!

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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DS9 owns cuz Worf shows up and immediately begins kicking asses and then continues kicking asses for 4 seasons.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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How come it took me over 20 years to notice that Betazoid eyes are black? I remember the Voyager murderer betazoid had them but I thought it was just him having crazyeyes.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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In case you guys didnt know, they recently put the HD version of TNG on Netflix. Its stupendous.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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Wowbagger2004 posted:

I hope it doesn't go on the UK Netflix for a while since I already paid £300 for the Blu rays

If it makes you feel better, it still looks better on Bluray as far as I can tell.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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I finally went and watched Enterprise Season 4 and while I wouldnt call it great or anything, its pretty clear that if the show started like that it wouldve probably gotten the whole seven seasons and possibly even become great after another season or two. Like Voyager, just one big wasted opportunity

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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Non-citizens of the federation can totally join Starfleet. Besides in Worfs case it seems likely that his parents would've gone through the proper hoops to get their son citizenship

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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BTW the US Military allows non-citizens to serve and France has a military branch made almost entirely of non-citizens. Its not that silly an idea.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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Having the lead Bajoran character in DS9 be someone not associated with the Federation or Starfleet was a much better decision in the end anyways.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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On DS9 Kira was a terrorist and it never got awkward or conflicting. :colbert:

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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Sucks that the Defiant's Romulan didn't stick around. There could've been some neat story possibilities there.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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Its funny how a major plot point in DS9 is the fact that omnipotent beings live right outside the station but it never really just pointlessly falls back on them as a story crutch. It would be so drat easy to just go "uhhh... then the gods do stuff"

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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Tujague posted:

This happened like five times

Not only is that a low number considering the gods are right there the whole time, but when were those? The wormhole guys never felt like some get out of jail card for the writers to me.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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Neither of those were pulling a get-out-of-jail out of their asses though. The prophets/pawraith stuff in the finale mightve been dumb, but it was definitely being worked towards for like half the season. Deleting the Dominion fleet might have not been worked towards for the whole arc, or even the whole episode, but it wasnt some writer's asspull. The episode largely involved the people on the station disabling the station's weapons to prevent destroying the minefield. Rom in fact did manage to disable the weapons but like a second too late. If the writers were just going "eh I dont know how to end this arc, just do whatever" then Rom either would have succeeded or everyone on the station would just be standing around going "gosh I wonder how we're gonna get out of this one" the whole episode.

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Apr 16, 2005

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counterfeitsaint posted:

Making the Dominion fleet disappear was kinda bullshit. Everything everyone had done beforehand really didn't matter at all, because the gods finally decided to do a thing finally.

The stations weapons were broken thanks to Rom, allowing the Defiant to enter the wormhole :smug:

Gutcruncher fucked around with this message at 02:10 on Sep 11, 2015

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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happyhippy posted:

Hah, checked memory alpha and Ensign Ro got TWO YEARS for the poo poo she pulled.
Then went and became HEAD OF loving SECURITY at DS9.

I think we saw different shows.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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Naked Now

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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Didnt Data use a contraction at the end of Datalore? The episode where they figured out which one was evil based on contraction usage? Oops!

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Apr 16, 2005

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Nondescript Van posted:

I watched the first 6 or so episodes of DS9 and found it boring as poo poo so I skipped it. Does it get better?

Yes. yes it does.yes. yesyesyes

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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The idea behind the Borg episode was cool and there was a real reason they were there beyond "because people remember them" like the Ferengi episode

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Apr 16, 2005

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Shadow posted:

idgi what is :thejoke:

tia


You'll be relieved to know that only half of
my pony porn collection involves rape
(The rest involves bondage)

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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So like was the shirt tugging scripted or was it the costumes fault and the crew did nothing to prevent it for 7 years?

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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Enterprise was cool because the inside of the ship is like a submarine or something, and everything serves a purpose and cargo is actually secured. Also the uniforms are functional and have pockets.


End of compliments.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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For years I thought her name was supposed to be "Tasavaik" mishearing it as "Miss Tasavik"

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Apr 16, 2005

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Is that a different episode? You learn they're the founders when you learn its all a dream, right?

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzm6pvHPSGo

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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DS9's amazing because an episode starring one of the kids and a holodeck character ends up being great.

DS9's cool like that.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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Voyager had an American Civil War episode which isnt THAT far off I guess.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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Besides just going hog wild with colors because OH poo poo COLORS, it was their way of telling everyone "hey this set is the same loving set for a trillionth time, but you see the walls have different colored lights therefore its a totally different room. trust us"

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Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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"Are you using our IP to make money? Yes? Stop that!"


Seems simple enough to me?

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