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RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




You know how you can start a conversation with someone and they don't derail into an embarrassing trainwreck about how 9/11 was an inside job or Bin Laden was never killed?

This thread's about the opposite of that.

For example:

CommunistPancake posted:

Roko's Basilisk is useful because you know if someone mentions it, you know that there's no point in talking to them anymore. A time saver.

Add things you've experienced/know/have learned! Feel free to post relationship 'red flags' as well!

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Dec 28, 2012




"I have a black friend so...'

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Dec 28, 2012




Crow Jane posted:

Related to that, "I don't see color."

'Oblammo, Obongo, B Rock the Islamic Shock, that Kenyan human being, etc.' When talking about Obama.

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Dec 28, 2012




More often than not 'The black community' is also one of them.

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Dec 28, 2012




GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Ack, that one kills me. See also "I read that smoking weed while you're pregnant will make your kid more creative"

Content:

"I can't believe she won't go out with me; can't she see that I'm a nice guy? Not like those jerks she always dates."

'It's a trilby not a fedora'

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Dec 28, 2012




Tetracube posted:

It's ephebephilia not pedophilia

I'm an egalitarian not an MRA

If Feminism were really about equal rights, they'd call themselves egalitarians.

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Dec 28, 2012




Heritage not hate/ The War of Northern Aggression/ it was about State Rights.

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Dec 28, 2012




'I'm so glad that someone is finally saying what we've all been thinking. That's why I'm going to vote Trump.'

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Dec 28, 2012




'Let's get this out here right now. I'm a 23 year old law graduate with an IQ of 155. '

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Dec 28, 2012




There are kids starving in Africa you know

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Dec 28, 2012




GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Oh god, extra points if he or she slams anime for being dumb kids' poo poo and in the same breath tries to get me to watch the superior Steven Universe

How I would try to convince someone to watch something:

:v: Hey, you should watch [show]
:geno: ...Eh
:v: Hey, at least give it a shot if you've got time.

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

See also: "I'm not racist, I hate everyone equally, regardless of skin color."

See also also: "I don't hate black people, I hate niggers. Not all black people are niggers!"

Oh and on a related note:

:smug: "There's only one race. The human race." :smug:

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Dec 28, 2012




"Cartman is so funny'

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Dec 28, 2012




'Non GMO'

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Dec 28, 2012




'Bansky is cool and deep'

Khazar-khum posted:

You people are missing the point. What you're showing are, at the very least, argument starters. You want to end a conversation? Here ya go.

"Do you have any idea what your mother's vagina smells like?"

Hahahaha

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Dec 28, 2012




Thin Privilege posted:

"I don't vaccinate my children" throws me into such a rage that I always say something along the lines of "we're not going to discuss this." If they persist I will walk away but luckily so far it's always ended at me saying that.

Same thing for my mom and "you're going to be mad but I'm voting for Trump!" But that time I did walk away. Oh mom, you're so crazy and watch CNN all the time.



"I don't neuter my male dog because [some reason about being a male and masculine and balls]"

"My vet says my pet is obese but they're wrong! They're perfectly fine and happy!" (pet's stomach is so big that it touches the ground. Doubly horrible if pet has genetic back problems like dachshunds)

Christ, that is a mess.

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Dec 28, 2012




Thin Privilege posted:

I deal with a lot of horrible people at work, and have a lot of horrible people in my step-dad's family. They always bring their un-neutered dogs to family gatherings, where the dogs promptly try to kill each other. Bonus points when the dogs are pit bulls.

Oh god, the deeper you go into things the more problems you bring up. What next? Does you mom try to fix the dogs up with homeopathy?

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Dec 28, 2012




'I originally joined for Dangan Ronpa but after that ended...'

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Dec 28, 2012




Johnny Aztec posted:

What is crubbo?







My ending topic is " Well, I'm anti-Skub"
Those people just arent human.

And as a follow-up question, what is Skub?

I refuse to google these things

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