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Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender

The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

I would play the poo poo out of that and I'm not even a racist.

Syrian children would have to be flying units you need anti air missiles to take out. gently caress you, getting in here ILLEGALLY!

Special mexican ones would get those things in starcraft that can move while burrowed underground.

Dark templars would be actual aliens trying to illegally migrate to our great country. Dark templars are like perma stealth units, like the predator, you have to build detection to see the,.

A twist for a tower defense, we need to make it so our own citizens cant escape either.

Tenzarin has issued a correction as of 00:48 on Sep 24, 2015

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Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

Tenzarin posted:

A twist for a tower defense, we need to make it so our own citizens cant escape either.

East Germany tried that, didn't turn out so stellar.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
In Trump Wall tower defense you have to stop the invaders before they get across the border and a democrat hands them a voter registration card.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender

NotWearingPants posted:

In Trump Wall tower defense you have to stop the invaders before they get across the border and a democrat hands them a voter registration card.

Of course the more illegal immigrants invade your country deludes your power base holding up your main building, trump tower.


Captain_Maclaine posted:

East Germany tried that, didn't turn out so stellar.

How ill informed are you about starcraft custom maps, it will inhibit your career as presidential tower defense person in the cabinet.

Every so many lvls in a tower defense there are bosses.

One of the bosses will be ISIS flying a battlecruiser that will try to crash into trump tower, it has flying it can fly over your maze. You need anti air turrets to kill this fast.

Another boss will be Ronald Reagan, hes a ground boss. If Ronald Reagan can not find a path to trump tower he will use his power to "Tear the wall down".


There should also be a train boss that you cant block because we have train tracks everywhere, when its moving it throws dismembered migrant body parts off at towers that damage them with deadly migrant blood which I can only assume is like acid in till they receive vaccinations.

This is a good start in our PC tower defense mod.

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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Walls arent for keeping people out, they're for keeping people in.

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

Furnaceface posted:

I prefer the Dungeon Keeper method of keeping out invaders.

This would make for an interesting video game. Replace gnomes and orcs with immigrants, and the warriors/wizards/heroes are police and rednecks with shotguns and the occasional military mag wannabe with 50 attachments on one gun.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I don't see why some true American doesn't just go outside and start stacking sticks on his front yard until all the Mexicans are stuck behind his stick-wall.

Free enterprise solutions.... Those are the key!

Fish Cant Hold Gun
Jul 2, 2015

by Ralp

katlington posted:

Walls arent for keeping people out, they're for keeping people in.

Donald Trump to the electorate: "...You're walled in here WITH ME."

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
awhile back there used to be border cams you could watch and press a button if you saw someone crossing the border illegally

Fish Cant Hold Gun
Jul 2, 2015

by Ralp

Third World Reggin posted:

awhile back there used to be border cams you could watch and press a button if you saw someone crossing the border illegally

Trump will reinstitute this except pressing the button will also fire a missile

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Fish Cant Hold Gun posted:

Trump will reinstitute this except pressing the button will also fire a missile

it would be a waste, the button will sent a mexican capture the mexican and them enslave him to work on president trump's new casinos.

crazy eights
Aug 23, 2015

by Lowtax
the Hilleristas of something awful have accomplished an amazing feat of engineering with the speed and distance they move goalposts with regards to Hillary Clintons record... building a wall is trivial at this point.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

crazy eights posted:

the Hilleristas of something awful have accomplished an amazing feat of engineering with the speed and distance they move goalposts with regards to Hillary Clintons record... building a wall is trivial at this point.

Are you suggesting... A mobile border?!?

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



We consider the border not to be a purely physical barrier separating nation states, but a complex continuum stretching offshore and onshore, including the overseas, maritime, physical border and domestic dimensions of the border.

Abner Cadaver II
Apr 21, 2009

TONIGHT!
has anyone suggested settling Syrian refugees along the border like the later Roman Empire yet?

http://projects.aljazeera.com/2013/syrias-refugees/index.html#31.853064832530322/-106.6717529296875

Smoothrich
Nov 8, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Abner Cadaver II posted:

has anyone suggested settling Syrian refugees along the border like the later Roman Empire yet?

http://projects.aljazeera.com/2013/syrias-refugees/index.html#31.853064832530322/-106.6717529296875

I assume most Syrians would rather take their chances with ISIS or death by drowning.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Abner Cadaver II posted:

has anyone suggested settling Syrian refugees along the border like the later Roman Empire yet?

http://projects.aljazeera.com/2013/syrias-refugees/index.html#31.853064832530322/-106.6717529296875

Is Phoenix the goatman's ring in this scenario

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
All quiet down in the border thread tonight.

But don't get sneaky; we still have posters on patrol. :clint:

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Abner Cadaver II posted:

has anyone suggested settling Syrian refugees along the border like the later Roman Empire yet?

http://projects.aljazeera.com/2013/syrias-refugees/index.html#31.853064832530322/-106.6717529296875

poo poo, I'd rather bring em here to Virginia. The foods that people of the Levant make are banging as a motherfucker and I'd sure as hell like more of it.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

Thump! posted:

poo poo, I'd rather bring em here to Virginia. The foods that people of the Levant make are banging as a motherfucker and I'd sure as hell like more of it.

There's not much more threatening to xenophobes than unfamiliar food. Here comes Thump!, wanting to set up a chain of ISISburger franchises all through the midatlantic.

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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
You don't need a wall you need a field of landmines.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Al Borland posted:

You don't need a wall you need a field of landmines.

Tunnel collapses would be a real bitch after that!

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Frankly we have ridges to consider for our wall lengths people. Things that are as good as the wall or better.

Internet Explorer
Jun 1, 2005





How about all those hurricane refugees that are bound to be coming our way? Quick, build a wall!

Abner Cadaver II
Apr 21, 2009

TONIGHT!

Internet Explorer posted:

How about all those hurricane refugees that are bound to be coming our way? Quick, build a wall!

We're going to have a ton of climate change refugees in the next couple centuries. Walls are starting to look inefficient.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iiv-6fMKyY

Dr. Stab
Sep 12, 2010
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imo build a wall in panama and make america go down to there. Probably cheaper to do that.

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe
but if america contained mexico then we'd have millions more mexicans?!

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

Dr. Stab posted:

imo build a wall in panama and make america go down to there. Probably cheaper to do that.

The US should annex the western hemisphere and eliminate the need entirely.

Dr. Stab
Sep 12, 2010
👨🏻‍⚕️🩺🔪🙀😱🙀

The Saurus posted:

but if america contained mexico then we'd have millions more mexicans?!

In fact, America would contain zero Mexicans, as Mexico wouldn't exist.

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


Tricky D posted:

The US should annex the western hemisphere and eliminate the need entirely.

well a giant fuckoff navy is already the best border control there is

point of return
Aug 13, 2011

by exmarx

Dr. Stab posted:

In fact, America would contain zero Mexicans, as Mexico wouldn't exist.

What about New Mexico?

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.
I want to eat but I'm not sure I could survive a day in the fields.
If people are so desperate that they want to pick lettuce or strawberries, let them. Then fine the gently caress out of the farm owners or jail them. Migrant farm workers are feeding me, not some rear end in a top hat that calls himself a farmer because he owns some land.

Seriously, these people are feeding me for cheap and I'm going to loving bitch about it?
There isn't an irony cat big enough.

The Saurus posted:

but if america contained mexico then we'd have millions more mexicans?!

Mexicans are awesome so I'm down with this.

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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



VideoTapir posted:

There's not much more threatening to xenophobes than unfamiliar food. Here comes Thump!, wanting to set up a chain of ISISburger franchises all through the midatlantic.

:burger:inshallah:burger:

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
A lot of people need jobs and we have a population problem. We build the wall and bury the workers in the wall as we go like the Chinese did. When its done, the people who made the wall will be gone, which helps the labor market and we have a wall to keep out the unmentionables.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Trump probably passed out during Monsters



ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
Is there any advantage to building a deep trench over building a wall? It seems like it would have more or less the same drawbacks (you could go over it with the right tools) but it'd be a lot cheaper and easier to "build".

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

ArbitraryC posted:

Is there any advantage to building a deep trench over building a wall? It seems like it would have more or less the same drawbacks (you could go over it with the right tools) but it'd be a lot cheaper and easier to "build".

wall is impractical but a better gently caress off we're full visual message


For real world anti-mexican walls in places like the border close to Yuma they used 2 chainlink walls. Since it's the desert you also have a use a special floating foundation system due to lack of strong bedrock for a better foundation

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe
wall is genius keynesian project disguised as racism to get republican support, literally briliant - still backing this 100%

no of course a trench wouldnt work you idiot they could just bring a plank of wood lay it over the trench hey there you go

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

The Saurus posted:

wall is genius keynesian project disguised as racism to get republican support, literally briliant - still backing this 100%

no of course a trench wouldnt work you idiot they could just bring a plank of wood lay it over the trench hey there you go

it can be the us equivalent of the wasteful death star

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reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

The Saurus posted:

wall is genius keynesian project disguised as racism to get republican support, literally briliant - still backing this 100%

no of course a trench wouldnt work you idiot they could just bring a plank of wood lay it over the trench hey there you go

Trenches don't stop angry Tigers from leaping over them and making a meal out of drunken idiots.

A trench won't stop a foe perhaps thrice as clever as the average tiger.... the average person.

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