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Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
On Penn and Teller's Bullshit, there was an episode they hired some migrant workers to build a 20 ft wide x 20 ft tall wall out of sheet metal and barbed wire. Took them a entire day to build it. Then in 3 different teams of the migrant workers who built it, one over, one under, and one through, they all got past it in 2 minutes.

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Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
Get tons of those huge bees from china, put the along the border. GG migrant workers.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
Don't build a wall, make a pool. fill it with sharks.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
Ben Carson wants to use drones to kill all the caves on the border, seems legit.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender

point of return posted:

But that's a Soviet technology and we forgot to sneak an engineer into their construction yards before the Soviet Union collapsed!

I always wondered what happened those those engineers when the building exploded.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender

I want to play real life tower defense.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender

The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

I would play the poo poo out of that and I'm not even a racist.

Syrian children would have to be flying units you need anti air missiles to take out. gently caress you, getting in here ILLEGALLY!

Special mexican ones would get those things in starcraft that can move while burrowed underground.

Dark templars would be actual aliens trying to illegally migrate to our great country. Dark templars are like perma stealth units, like the predator, you have to build detection to see the,.

A twist for a tower defense, we need to make it so our own citizens cant escape either.

Tenzarin has issued a correction as of 00:48 on Sep 24, 2015

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender

NotWearingPants posted:

In Trump Wall tower defense you have to stop the invaders before they get across the border and a democrat hands them a voter registration card.

Of course the more illegal immigrants invade your country deludes your power base holding up your main building, trump tower.


Captain_Maclaine posted:

East Germany tried that, didn't turn out so stellar.

How ill informed are you about starcraft custom maps, it will inhibit your career as presidential tower defense person in the cabinet.

Every so many lvls in a tower defense there are bosses.

One of the bosses will be ISIS flying a battlecruiser that will try to crash into trump tower, it has flying it can fly over your maze. You need anti air turrets to kill this fast.

Another boss will be Ronald Reagan, hes a ground boss. If Ronald Reagan can not find a path to trump tower he will use his power to "Tear the wall down".


There should also be a train boss that you cant block because we have train tracks everywhere, when its moving it throws dismembered migrant body parts off at towers that damage them with deadly migrant blood which I can only assume is like acid in till they receive vaccinations.

This is a good start in our PC tower defense mod.

Tenzarin has issued a correction as of 02:54 on Sep 24, 2015

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Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
What they tried just lighting the border on fire?

Everyone who passes the broader would be on fire. we would know who came over because they were on fire!

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