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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

City of Tampa posted:

I like the super religious names like Methuselah and Leviathan

Leviathan is a good name and the best Mastadon album to be named after.

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CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
P'nis

Indubitable Leg
Aug 9, 2013

If I was that baby and I knew what kinda life awaited me as "Lakynn" I'd wrap the umbilical chord around my neck and start spinning.

pr0k
Jan 16, 2001

"Well if it's gonna be
that kind of party..."
Jayden. gently caress you, and gently caress your kid.

pr0k
Jan 16, 2001

"Well if it's gonna be
that kind of party..."
Kayden too. gently caress you, etc.

Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax

pr0k posted:

Jayden. gently caress you, and gently caress your kid.


pr0k posted:

Kayden too. gently caress you, etc.

Blayden
Brayden
Aiden
Kaegen
Layton

Why are white people so in love with the en sound at the end of names.

Jimlit
Jun 30, 2005



My cousin has two boys named Dragen and Draven. I got drunk at a wedding and kept calling them both drogon.

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
My brothers and sisters love using last names instead of first names. We have a Kennedy, a Carter, and a Cole.

tie-dye my titties
Jun 14, 2014

by WE B Boo-ourgeois
niggerstomper58

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

Zeroisanumber posted:

Clive. I met a woman who saddled her kid with the name Clive just this week.

You got a problem, buddy?

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot

Indubitable Leg posted:

If I was that baby and I knew what kinda life awaited me as "Lakynn" I'd wrap the umbilical chord around my neck and start spinning.

drat son

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

My family had a farm hand named this back in 1842 and he was an upstanding man who lived up to his Christian name and the high standards it exclaimed.

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

These are extreme vocal fry names

McKarty= MeeiiaackurrrteeeiieieeEEeieeIEEIeeeeeyyy
Lakynn = LeeuhhhiiiikyeeIIIIEeeiiiiiiinnnUH

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i think it's better to stick to traditional names like runqvist, gaylord or cummings. abolish first names altogether, they're nothing but a symptom of deep-rooted narcissism

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

I've seen more than one Deklan.

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
Aerrynne

I think that's actually how this bitch I went to highschool with spelled it and would get loving irate at people spelling it wrong

She's def the type to name her kid loving Skye or crystal or raynne or some other new age hippie bullshit

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/uk/newsid_1844000/1844194.stm

Indubitable Leg
Aug 9, 2013

it's a mercy compared to the probably reasonable odds that that kid is probably gonna grew up to be a school shooter.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Hashtag Jones

Coolie Ghost
Jan 16, 2013

sensible dissent dispenser
Bageben
Darryn
Naria
Billiam
Jameron
Gonald
Batrick

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Zeroisanumber posted:

Clive. I met a woman who saddled her kid with the name Clive just this week.

Clive is also a real name and therefore fine

Drayden is not a real name

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
what's with all the ____yden names?

brayden

jayden

kayden

blayden

hayden

blanden

Indubitable Leg
Aug 9, 2013

A misanthrope posted:

what's with all the ____yden names?

My milquetoast child is a precious and unique snowflake, so s/he should have a unique name!

Coolie Ghost
Jan 16, 2013

sensible dissent dispenser

A misanthrope posted:

what's with all the ____yden names?

brayden

jayden

kayden

blayden

hayden

blanden

turing didnt die for the SA "im gay" meme so you could be incredibly slow and retarded at basic pattern recognition and computation

pr0k
Jan 16, 2001

"Well if it's gonna be
that kind of party..."
Aidan is a fine name. Also the only way to spell it is with two loving 'a's unless you're Turkish.

quote:

Aidan, Aiden, or Aedan are the primary anglicisations of the Irish given name Aodhán and the Scottish Gaelic given name Aodhàn.

The name is derived from the name Aodhán, which is a pet form of Aodh. It can be used as a masculine or feminine given name. The personal name Aodh means "fiery" and/or "bringer of fire" and was the name of a Celtic sun god (see Aed).

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Coolie Ghost posted:

turing didnt die for the SA "im gay" meme so you could be incredibly slow and retarded at basic pattern recognition and computation

dont make fun of my downs syndrome

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP
Everyone I know with an ___yden name is black.

Pulvis Sumus
Jul 27, 2011
Ex-GF got knocked up by a fat dude and they named their kid Brinnley. I don't know man, whatever happened to John or Dave? Hell, even Moon Unit or Dweezil.

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
pattern recognition is actually the brain's way of compressing information

true story

12gaugelobotomy
Apr 25, 2012
I met a mother who just named her child "cherish-mya" full name "cherish-mya beaver" I died.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Clipperton posted:

avery for a girl

I was gonna say "Murphy too" but I guess the kid on Murphy Brown was a boy so..

Murphy. For anyone.

Morzhovyye
Mar 2, 2013

Drathaniel

Norpheus

Travis

WD40
Nov 25, 2005

A friend of mine just named her kid Aldous

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

WD40 posted:

A friend of mine just named her kid Aldous

Someone's a Brave New World fan.

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
Jace

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
"Khaleesi" was the 755th most popular name for a girl in 2014.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2015/05/08/khaleesi-was-the-755th-most-popular-name-for-a-baby-girl-last-year/

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN
Krillin

Piccolo

Dende

Bardock

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

Pneub posted:

Krillin

Piccolo

Dende

Bardock

I wanna find the motherfucker cool enough to name a kid after Krillin. It's not me, unfortunately.

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe

i feel bad for these kids whose parents name them after a fuckin movie/tv show and in like 20 years nobodys gonna remember it

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Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax

Don't those fuckin nerds even know that that's a title not a name. Jesus, fuckin nerds

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