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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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whoa who is this stunner? i am a lady and want to have sex with him

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Pennywise the Frown posted:

I was born in 1983 so technically I'm a millennial. I joined the Marines and here are some pics of some. Here's my generation.











Bunch of lazy assholes. :buddy:

those last 2 guys are hella skinny

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Aug 3, 2007

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thats pretty nifty but it looks like a turd

loving pockets as a 'feature' lmbo

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gently caress da Mods posted:

that electromusic killeds me

oh wait... theres a video?

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Aug 3, 2007

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okay, i've changed my opinion. Please find below my new opinion summarised.

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Aug 3, 2007

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A misanthrope posted:




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SECOND EDIT WHY DO I KEEP FINDING THESE HOLY poo poo PEOPLE



:captainpop:

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Aug 3, 2007

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The Protagonist posted:

were her eyes like that before the crash

thats a got to be a dude though

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mr. mephistopheles posted:

are your eyes broken

feel free to take the risk bro

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Aug 3, 2007

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:captainpop:

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ethanol posted:

I really want to have the sex with the goon pictures op

animal fucker

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Aug 3, 2007

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Preoptopus posted:

Is that a Rembrandt?

nah man its an iphone 6

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Aug 3, 2007

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But 32 / 2 + 7 = 23.

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millennial.mp4?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3c67AYl0rM

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thathonkey posted:

remember when TIME magazine pwned all millennials with this epic takedown piece ?



then there was a huge backlash and they had to apologize or change the cover? i dunno i might be remembering those last parts wrong but there was defo a huge uproar amongst millennials

there was a hashtag

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Aug 3, 2007

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Scaramouche posted:

In other millennial news I had to tell my '89 birthday cousin today about who Edward Snowden was and why what he did was a big deal.

he was a bastard of the north, right? i've only seen the show

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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

i'm guessing it's a subconscious compensation for their own insecurities about being short. this girl says she's 4'11" - that means she's 4'8" or 4'9" tops, which is dangerously close to midget territory. she probably hates that about herself.

i find none of those women attractive. they look like plastic blond bimbos to me. i like my girls with more rock n roll edge.

lmbo

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Flesh Forge posted:

I would like to take this opportunity to say that your avatar has always turned me on, just sayin

hey thanks i guess

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Aug 3, 2007

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Better tell Chinatown

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She's not alone, I wear the same thing as her all the time to interviews and I have never got a job

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Stinky_Pete posted:



The ads walk among us

Theres been talk of videos like that having to be labelled as advertising in Europe. So hopefully they'll be wiped out by adblock soon.

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Aug 3, 2007

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Pretty sure that's the KL Tower in Kuala Lumpur. I was there the day after a base-jumpers parachute didn't open, the base of the tower is just covered in splats

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Aug 3, 2007

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thats just mad!

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Aug 3, 2007

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Cardboard has a smaller footprint, but plastic bottles can be reused more. But who gives a poo poo, drink tap water you cunts*

*exceptions: the third world

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Aug 3, 2007

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legend! deserves a cheeky nandos after that

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Boiled Water posted:

Bottled water is very practical in places where you have limited access to water like say in the great outdoors.

I suddenly understand why you think the concept is odd.

lmbo if you don't drink your own piss you loving weakling

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MrMoo posted:

How did she not get electrocuted?

not much energy, plus water basically disperses energy in all directions

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Aug 3, 2007

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nomadologique posted:

lol. that sheep is so happy to be a few pounds lighter and not so hot. but that's bc we bred them to grow more hair to need shearing.

here is a sheep that had gone like 10 years without shearing, btw.




nice neckbeard sheepie

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Aug 3, 2007

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Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Invoking the speech patterns and mannerisms of the character Joey Tribbiani from Friends.

Person 1 - "Heyyyyy, how you doin'?"
Person 2 - "Oh man, classic Tribbing!"

if you get stoned before then you can tribb whilst tribbing balls

"how you doing"
"hahhhh"

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Aug 3, 2007

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joedevola posted:

I like hate reading couples travel blogs. This one is pretty great.


Yo most twenty somethings are toiling in Chinese salt mines or some grimy brothel that specializes in eastern European war orphans. Toast may as well be loving lembas bread to 'normal twenty somethings."


Yeah you're pretty abnormal but only in the sense that you have all your teeth, and have never had to flee from an advancing war lord.


If either of these specimens has ever smoked a cigarette I will offer up my first born son to be #1 catamite for the leader of ISIS.


I'd say give Brazilian nature a go if I didn't think it'd lead to another loving blog about how your thimble headed baby is a constant source of inspiration to you.

Man she turned you down I'm guessing?

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