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Zzulu
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thathonkey posted:

millennials are people born between roughly 1984 and 2004.

I'm a millennial

Take that, SomethingAwful.com

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Finns aint right

Zzulu
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdemFfbS5H0

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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loving stupid bitch idiots

they dont know how it be. they dont know how to live life

*posts on SA*

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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I watch other people watch videogames being played by other people and then I put it on youtube for a living

Zzulu
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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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what the gently caress does pound the pavement mean


you and your loving moon language

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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What if the work they offer you is sucking their cock from 9 to 5, would you have to take it on account of the gumption

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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why'd you want a potato

unless you're a slav of course

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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I work as a project manager at an engineering corporation and I basically sit in an office and answer mails and go to meetings every now and then. Sometimes I don't even go into work, I just work from home

truly i deserve the money i am making for this arduous labour of mine

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Is it possible, at all possible, that Millennials are simply better people than the Others?

Is it possible, at all possible, that the Others misunderstanding, fearing and looking down on the Millennials is like the neanderthals of old staring with fear and confusion at the evolved new homo sapiens and knowing, just knowing that their own kind was at the end of their road, and that there was no more room in this world for them

Zzulu fucked around with this message at 21:10 on Dec 15, 2015

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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ths dude is so lame

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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yeah but then his anonymous faceless internet followers wouldn't know of his plight, his plight of not getting to see a movie on time

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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well kids there are like, different sorts of workplaces ya know

Some of them would be appropriate to wear a suit for, others actually wouldn't. For example I once applied to a production studio and literally no one in that entire building wore anything fancier than a designer tshirt. Something neat but not overly dressed up was the best fit for that place

I've also worked at more corporate places where pretty much everyone is in at least a dress shirt

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May 15, 2009

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can someone with insight into the human mind and its psychology please explain this to me

Is this just some form of super escapism that these sad people delve into to get away from the cold harsh truths of real life? What the poo poo

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May 15, 2009

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So far I had only encountered "respect my pronouns" type people on the internet but I met one irl today. She was actually v attractive but completely obnoxious

what a waste

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May 15, 2009

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Gibberish posted:

i sat next to a millenial on a plane yesterday

she was wearing yoga pants, some white band t shirt, had fake black nerd glasses, short hair, slightly chubby and had some dumb tattoo on her wrist

she also listened to hip hop the entire 3 hour flight

what a monster

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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I was waiting for the wile e coyote dust cloud impact at the end

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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this dude looks really weird

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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there are pictures of text and everything so it definitely happened

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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wow your american country sounds like poo poo

everyone is poor and forced to live with their parents.. Maybe you guys should move to a first world country instead

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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same

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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haha, youll never have kids though

Zzulu
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My house is made entirely out of videogames and ball pits

Zzulu
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The more ripped you are the more ok it becomes to have a beard. It is known

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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It's not hipster if it has muscles

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Hello friends,

, I am a millennial.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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No you join the White ops

They're like black ops but even more secret. Also they fight the alien threat, so you get to fight aliens


The trick is to find the recruitment center, which is a secret...

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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dont you dare turn this into a programming thread

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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I Don't need income, I live off the grid man

not bound by the man and his rules, i am free to do whatever I want

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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I've trained my dogs to go into the woods at night and hunt for prey on their own, it is totally free and now I can spend the extra cash on anime instead

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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I spend 300 dollars a month on traincrafting and sword mastery

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May 15, 2009

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People think that if they give their pets infinity food, they are good pet owners
















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May 15, 2009

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:siren:

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