Pudding Huxtable posted:

ZE ZY ZO ZUM I SMELL THE BLOOD OF CIS SCUM

Toadstrieb posted:

If a millennial "came of age" around the year 2000, as google suggests, then millenials are becoming 30 somethings about now, yes? Look at every rear end in a top hat you see wearing a denim shirt, wearing expensive basketball shoes, sporting a balding head-full of "artisan" pomade in 110 degree heat, and masturbating to fantasies of their very own "startup venture capital firm" while "swiping right". Millennials are now Contemporary Conformists.

Source: http://carles.buzz/the-contemporary-conformist/

If you can get used to the loving insufferable writing, I think this guy has us all beat for identifying what's wrong with millennials.

waitwhatno posted:

prinneh posted:

Couldn't we call everyone born before like 1987ish Generation Y? I'm nearly 30 and being labelled a millennial just churns my stomach. Isn't possible to opt-out in some way? My backup plan is that only Americans can be millennials.

YeahTubaMike posted:

he only wanted blond white women, and i'm guessing he only wanted a certain kind of blond white woman (maxim cover girl types)

AlphaKeny1 posted:

Bill Watterson giving us millenials a Reason to be useless. Calvin and Hobbes owns

symbolic posted:

Dire Straits are still well known by millennials though

now if you said R.E.M. or even The Police, than that's an entirely different story