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Leroy Dennui: Aug 9, 2014; Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones

AlphaKeny1 posted:

Bill Watterson giving us millenials a Reason to be useless. Calvin and Hobbes owns

Woah did zen pencils reproduce?

# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 02:02

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# ¿ May 20, 2024 17:07

Leroy Dennui: Aug 9, 2014; Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones

zen pencils once made a strip after some milestone congratulating himself for purchasing his domain name.

# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 04:24

Leroy Dennui: Aug 9, 2014; Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones

GORDON posted:

Have any biologists or sociologists looked into this phenomenon of millennial males having no external genitalia? There may be a Nobel Prize, there.

I'm the outlier here :smug:

# ¿ Sep 18, 2015 16:21

Leroy Dennui: Aug 9, 2014; Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones

My Rhythmic Crotch posted:

vester_lee_flanagan.png

GAME OVER

RETURN OF FLANAGAN

# ¿ Sep 19, 2015 07:52

Leroy Dennui: Aug 9, 2014; Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones

I'm 23 and I only ever read this thread on my phone.

# ¿ Sep 30, 2015 03:15

Leroy Dennui: Aug 9, 2014; Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones

etalian posted:

Why twitter and not, like, Spotify or Pandora?

# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 01:14

Leroy Dennui: Aug 9, 2014; Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones

Yeah but it's still a really poor choice. Chatroulette and the like would work better, couldn't think of an actual suitable service at the time.

It's also a good place to learn how to masturbate.

# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 01:27

Leroy Dennui: Aug 9, 2014; Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones

n3wt posted:

Also John Lennon was jumping on every activist bandwagon for a photo op but not actually doing anything to contribute. Wife beating, child abandoning rear end in a top hat.

The bed-in was proto-slacktivism at its finest.

# ¿ Oct 4, 2015 21:13

Leroy Dennui: Aug 9, 2014; Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones

Flesh Forge posted:

Speaking as a verifiable grumpy old person these are really uncool, and bad

I use them because I don't deserve better (b/c I'm a millennial).

# ¿ Oct 12, 2015 03:59

Leroy Dennui: Aug 9, 2014; Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones

I'm 5'6", suck my dick talls

# ¿ Oct 18, 2015 23:16

Leroy Dennui: Aug 9, 2014; Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones

If you're a short man or tall woman the generally-accepted solution is to troon it up.

# ¿ Oct 18, 2015 23:37

Leroy Dennui: Aug 9, 2014; Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones

Chirk Manbote posted:

We need to perform the Voight-Kampff test on this guy.

# ¿ Oct 24, 2015 00:40

Leroy Dennui: Aug 9, 2014; Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones

Murphy Brownback posted:

Don't forget these:

I always strongly preferred those to the strawberry things or werthers.

Heh heh, Goatse's

# ¿ Nov 4, 2015 14:53

Leroy Dennui: Aug 9, 2014; Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones

The Puppet Master posted:

once you pop you can't stop

Once you go black, you never go back.

# ¿ Nov 11, 2015 17:11

Leroy Dennui: Aug 9, 2014; Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones

NESguerilla posted:

Who keeps 900 grand in a checking account?

Jon pop.

# ¿ Nov 28, 2015 02:52

Leroy Dennui: Aug 9, 2014; Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones

I have acid reflux forever from eating too many Cheez-Its :saddowns:

# ¿ Dec 1, 2015 18:57

Leroy Dennui: Aug 9, 2014; Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones

NESguerilla posted:

What the hell ever happened to Feist? Did Apple send her to the glue factory after that ad campaign was over.

She released a commercial suicide album in 2011 that was p. good.

# ¿ Dec 4, 2015 01:52

Leroy Dennui: Aug 9, 2014; Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones

Stalin-Chan posted:

I thought Link to the Past was the first Zelda game when I was a kid, am I millennial.

Nah, there are probably shitloads of people out there who think Ocarina was the first.

# ¿ Dec 7, 2015 04:55

Leroy Dennui: Aug 9, 2014; Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones

exquisite tea posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3lAnv5iRH8

I want a burger now... WITH ALL THE FIXINS :getin:

# ¿ Dec 9, 2015 16:29

Leroy Dennui: Aug 9, 2014; Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones

I had Chipotle today, it was pretty good, hope I don't poo poo my innards from e. coli or norovirus.

# ¿ Dec 10, 2015 03:58

Leroy Dennui: Aug 9, 2014; Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones

The_Angry_Turtle posted:

depends on which coast you're on

There's been e. coli cases in Pennsylvania and NY, maybe I'll be the first NJ case.

# ¿ Dec 10, 2015 04:18

Leroy Dennui: Aug 9, 2014; Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones

symbolic posted:

hey NJ, how does it feel being PA's bitch?

P. good considering I'm not making GBS threads or vomiting blood yet.

# ¿ Dec 10, 2015 07:06

Leroy Dennui: Aug 9, 2014; Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones

Stinky_Pete posted:

Headline writers these days

I'm literally the devil.

# ¿ Dec 11, 2015 07:05

Leroy Dennui: Aug 9, 2014; Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones

NESguerilla posted:

I became aware of a baby named Halo today.

Smart move, I bet those parents get free Game Fuel.

# ¿ Dec 15, 2015 04:41

Leroy Dennui: Aug 9, 2014; Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones

amusinginquiry posted:

Husband is apparently disabled, although I don't know if that makes their sleeping 'solution' better or worse.

"Izzy needs to sleep in front of the window to absorb as much vitamin D as possible. His bones will disintegrate completely otherwise. Ben needs to sleep with his bear so his tulpa won't get flashbacks to Vietnam."

# ¿ Dec 17, 2015 18:13

Leroy Dennui: Aug 9, 2014; Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones

I always had anxiety about driving and pissed off everybody on the road by driving overcautiously. Aside from generally having anxiety issues, I had a decent excuse: my car was a 19-year-old piece of poo poo Volkswagen that would've definitely killed me had I gotten in an accident. I managed to kill it before it killed me and got only around $250 bucks for doing so.

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# ¿ May 20, 2024 17:07

Leroy Dennui: Aug 9, 2014; Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones

# ¿ Feb 12, 2016 21:16

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