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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

no, no, no, maybe

who are these fucks anyways

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

oh, 5sos. i've heard that name before.

let me guess, they're a lovely mix of indie pop and electronica.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Groovelord Neato posted:

it sounds exactly like the "pop punk" you'd hear in the early 2000s. time is a circle.
if time was a circle, we'd have good heavy metal back on the charts

also i assume 5sos somehow does pop punk way worse than Blink-182

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

ArgoATX posted:

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

you're that guy, huh?
and i see you're also that guy

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

NESguerilla posted:

What are they doing with their faces? It's like they are having a contest to see who can look the most punchable.
no contest, i want to punch all of them

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

NESguerilla posted:

Why the gently caress anyone would buy water is beyond me.
why the gently caress anyone would even drink water is beyond me. just get some milk. that has flavor, and it's still decently healthy.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

thathonkey posted:

that's because youre an idiot
i see you enjoy drinking flavorless, colorless, bland liquid

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

"I enjoy working out, watching Netflix, being affectionate, cooking , treating my girl like a goddess!"

yep, millennial status checks out

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

thathonkey posted:

try exercising or something to work up your enthusiasm for water :shrug:
stop justifying that water is good when it really sucks

even after workouts i'll just get some lemonade or juice or something

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

Water has a taste, it tastes like water. Apparently it's the only thing that tastes like water, too.
yes and the taste of water is "bland"

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Picnic Princess posted:

I drink water to ensure my cells are operating optimally without ingesting liquid calories. It actually works quite well!
i never said water isn't healthy. drat near the healthiest thing you can ingest. it just sucks that it's bland and tasteless. good thing Mio exists.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

neonbregna posted:

Powerade zero is your friend. It's like 82 cents for 32 ounces at target
yeah Powerade is also pretty good

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

i see you take your water very seriously

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

thathonkey posted:

gotddamn i think i just got burned ... poo poo :smith:
if you like water that is okay. it is healthy and it is refreshing post-workout.

i just think it's bland as gently caress and there's better tasting alternatives that are only slightly unhealthier

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

ethanol posted:

Have you tried drinking piss?
no, now why would i do that?

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

ethanol posted:

It's really good
ok i'll try that

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Accretionist posted:

You're judging water as though the only reason you drink anything is sugar.
yeah that's probably quite obvious at this point

sugar is cool imo, just take care of your body too lest you are obese and dumb!

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

DreamShipWrecked posted:

You drink water because you are thirsty, you drink powerade and soda because you like the taste.

How people can not "like" water is beyond me. It is like not enjoying air.
you can also drink literally anything else if you're thirsty

i see your point but you worded that terribly

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

If you don't like water you literally have type 2 diabetes
i don't though :shrug:

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

i'm pretty sure i'd know better than you if i have diabetes

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Accretionist posted:

Fun Fact: You can burn out your pancreas without being fat.
i suppose you could, but i'm not a doctor, so w/e

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

manchilds are notoriously bad at managing their own health so that's unlikely
yeah because they're fatasses and have poor hygiene

actually is that the cause or the effect

hmmm

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Larry Parrish posted:

A lot of people aren't aware they've mismanaged their health to the point of pancreatic problems until it's way too late to reverse the course, because it's subtle and over a long period of time
mmk, so mental note, ask my doctor next appointment about my Pancreas. coolio.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Accretionist posted:

If you have a family history of diabetes or a sugar-heavy diet, I straight up recommend getting annual bloodwork replete with checking fasting blood sugar.

Edit: You can just eat an early dinner and then get your blood drawn the next morning before work and grab some fast food after. It's pretty easy if your doctor's office opens early enough.
i have no family history of anything besides high blood pressure and i usually don't eat sugary food (at least consciously). still good to check i suppose.

e: the problem with seeing my doctor for that is that i'm still in college and my doctor is an hour and a half away from here. the only real times i could see him are during breaks.

symbolic fucked around with this message at 21:47 on Nov 30, 2015

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

neonbregna posted:

Does your pee taste sweet?
i've heard of this symptom. it always has smelled like piss so i guess not.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

notZaar posted:

Actually there is only the one person trying to argue that water is bland and an inferior drinking choice.
if you don't think water is bland, i don't know what to tell you besides maybe you're autistic

also water is only inferior to everything else in terms of taste. as i said it's probably the healthiest thing you can eat or drink, it's the most cost-effective, and it's the most readily available.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Dave Concepcion posted:

it all starts out normal, but in a shocking turn of events that will send chills down your spine, it's actually the guy who doesn't "like" water who's autistic!

all this and more in RL Stine's "the loving retard who only drank pepsi max"
pepsi max is disgusting imo

nomadologique posted:

i have, and while quite tasty, it will never contend with those shining moments of joy that is water at the exact right moment.
admittedly i was a bit retarded earlier with the lemonade/juice thing since i always drink water when playing tennis.

i still don't drink it for the taste though, i drink it because (again) it's the healthiest thing i could have and it's the most readily available.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

nomadologique posted:

but have you ever had water and it tasted like god's piss?

i don't think this is an uncommon experience, but maybe what you need to do is not drink anything at all until you're just going mad with thirst and then try some water. it might be a revelation. you keep saying it doesn't taste blah blah blah but taste isn't just a result of whatever chemicals are present in the food/drink, it is also a complex nervous event that (although i'm no expert) surely takes things like satiety into account.
why does it keep coming back to me drinking piss

also i'm not going to dehydrate myself to that point, even if true. i'll take your non-expert word for it and conclude that when you're totally and utterly dehydrated, water tastes good probably.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

King Vidiot posted:

You are the world's oldest living toddler, congratulations.
there's a reason that the old prisoner meal was bread and water. give them the blandest things to subsist on as possible.

e: or maybe cheapest. one of the two.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Pvt Dancer posted:

Will you just drink your piss and report back already? Christ.
i'd prefer not to

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Dave Concepcion posted:

I don't hate the macronutrient, I hate the human condition
are you, per chance, a member of Overweight Haters Ltd.?

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

what the gently caress is this

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Dave Concepcion posted:

luckily i live in oslo, norway

i see a few around but i don't know the name of a single fat person
have you burned down a church yet

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Dave Concepcion posted:

the one near me is stone
how much is gasoline in Oslo?

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Dave Concepcion posted:

around 14-15kr/l ($6.5/gallon)
okay never mind

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

what if bill cosby drugged charlie and then raped him but bill cosby has AIDS now and gave AIDS to all of his victims?

pretty hosed up imo

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Ka0 posted:

Millennial.jpg





i kind of miss emos now that this nonsensical bullshit is in style

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

is that guy emo

he kind of has the hair for it

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

DreamShipWrecked posted:

Same, it seems like one fateful day emos stopped crying out their emotions and decided that they could just replace it with undue arrogance. And it was a sad day.

Plus at least their clothing was consistent, if still poser goth.
also i don't know why but i am attracted to scene hairstyles, at least on chicks. i'm kind of sad it went out of style.

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

there's an extent to everything

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