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that lady looks exactly like she had a stroke at some point
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 04:17 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 02:56 |
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Accretionist posted:I wonder what the carbon footprint of average citizens in the 1800s was like? Where would sustainability be if society looked more like that but with public transit and really great internet and dentistry? Right now, for everyone to live like contemporary Americans, we'd need 5x Earth's resources or something like that. Got to do things differently if a billion Indians are to come up out of squalor *burns coal in fireplace* *pays street urchins to light thousands of street gaslamps* *has house servant dump chamberpot into open sewer on the street* *has factory dump toxic industrial waste into rivers, sky, with complete legal impunity*
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2015 18:41 |
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Runaktla posted:I don't know, never read a Grisham novel. Most lawyers don't do more law stuff outside of the office for shits and giggles (unless it indirectly relates to their work life for marketing purposes). All the "Hey you should watch ... [xyz show about lawyers]" can go gently caress off. lawyers.txt While I'm an excellent lawyer and the degree has taken me to some amazing places, the simple fact of the matter is that I hate doing what lawyers do. I don't enjoy the work. The nature of the profession is parasitic. It doesn't involve making anything, or really contributing anything. I hate having to work with lawyers, they are generally either repugnant, insane, insectoid creatures who gleefully immerse themselves in bureaucratic rules and minutia, or they are lying, aggressive, delusional sociopaths. I hate hearing lawyers talk about their work. When I see them talk excitedly with each other over the trivial minutiae of some motion in a case, I want to gouge my eyes out. I hate doing legal research, and I hate researching legal principles, because they are all arbitrary. I hate putting together deals for corporations, because the work is largely derivative, boiler plate copying of documents from other corporations, mixed in with an insane pessimism and unquenchable paranoia about missing details or pitfalls. The paranoia is unquenchable because there is no way to sit down and establish anything with absolute certainty - the nature of the profession is one of uncertainty and insecurity, based upon nothing but arbitrary and changing rulings, regulations, and so forth. The profession is going downhill - any fool can see that. There will be no job security for any positions other than the most entrenched, indisposable, soulless masters of obscure regulatory schemes cocooned inside ossified, dying bureaucratic nightmares reminiscent of the Byzantine empire. The job market for lawyers will get worse and worse - I'm well set with a successful career, yes, but I am looking 5-10 years down the road, when poo poo really starts to get bad in this country, and the law is not the place to be. You can do three things as a lawyer. Seriously, the profession boils down to three things. You can fight with people. You can become an expert in something complicated and arbitrary (yet essential) that very few people care about. You can be a professional pessimist, researching and obsessing over pitfalls and traps. Those three basic tasks circumscribe the ENTIRE legal profession, for the most part, with very few exceptions.
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 22:10 |
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hackbunny posted:(Ermenegildo, Genoveffa, Giuseppina, Asdrubale), or even worse ultra-Christian names. women get the worst of the latter, with such cheerful names as Addolorata ("sorrowful"), Incoronata ("crowned"), Crocifissa ("crucified"), Crocetta ("little cross"), Immacolata ("immaculate"), Annunziata ("announced", as in Annunciation), Assunta ("raptured"). men typically are named for saints (which usually have normal names), but sometimes parents slipped in Maria ("Mary") as a second name. do you live in mexico
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2015 23:21 |
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Gorilla Salad posted:Do people honestly say "Cally ope"? there's a calliope street in new orleans that's pronounced exactly like that i used to live a block off of milan street that was pronounced MILE-ann new orleans is fun like that
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2015 07:06 |
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FogHelmut posted:Hunter, Gunner, Tanner, Foster, Ryder, and a friend of mine from hs has named two of her children after a video game and an 80s movie: aeris seraphina (two first names) bastian we laughed our asses off when she announced over fb each time
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2015 17:50 |
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Tarkus posted:To be fair, the same goes for girls who are too tall. I knew this chick who was a solid 8 or 9 but she regularly got told 'no way' by guys because she was like 6'5" that's b/c their vaginas are enormous which is p cool if you're into that
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2015 20:25 |
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notZaar posted:My favorite crazy old candy is candy corn.
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2015 19:24 |
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Maoist Pussy posted:vaginismus guaranteed backstage all-access pass
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2015 00:33 |
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Stinky_Pete posted:Software Architect lmao
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2015 19:19 |
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Omi-Polari posted:I don't know if any of you noticed but babies are born all the time, so it must mean that putting artificial borders around generations is a bunch of bogus hoo-hah. generational labels are primarily for marketing purposes hth
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2015 02:27 |
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babies havin rabies posted:I like how I have to justify never having a tattoo or piercing to some people. just get some metal rammed thru your deyock what's wrong with you
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2015 21:39 |
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Gibberish posted:all from the same twitter she needs to show her pierced nipples on her twitter more
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2015 21:39 |
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symbolic posted:no facecams, no clinging on to the game of the week, no bullshit yeah past me was pretty dumb too
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2015 00:37 |
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look at this smug piece of entitled millennial poo poo
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# ¿ Dec 26, 2015 23:54 |
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OctoberBlues posted:I had freshman orientation in August 2005 and one of the things everyone was super excited about was getting that .edu address so we could get on facebook. the best was when you could punch in your classes for that semester and then stalk people you had class with
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2015 21:45 |
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2015 23:21 |
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MarcusSA posted:I'm the rear end in a top hat that needs bleaching. we know
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2016 10:47 |
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symbolic posted:i have no idea https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzpAYv0AP68
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2016 21:23 |
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thathonkey posted:pretty sure this person is not famous i made it through about 10 seconds of the video though so that's somethin good for him i guess he's a writer for late night and is nailing a current snl castmember anyway you should skip ahead to him just screaming at people in the street and pointing guns at cops
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2016 04:42 |
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2016 02:54 |
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mdm posted:the only thing anyone knows or cares about gen x is they are where latchkey kids started reminder that gen x is the most rightwing demographic by a shitload
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2016 07:26 |
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i like renting b/c i don't hafta pay to replace the fridge or water heater or the drywall when i drunkenly kick a hole into it
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2016 00:44 |
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it's tough being a conservative brony
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2016 02:00 |
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Count Freebasie posted:I also bet his wife pegs him. i like where your head's at
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2016 01:15 |
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DreamShipWrecked posted:So hobos except that hobos know that the shelters won't let you in w/ an animal so squatter hobos and in new orleans the ones who have a well-off family and/or trust fund are called fauxbeaus
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2016 22:59 |
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a happy snowman posted:No, hobos work. or gutter trash esp when they have extensive facial tattoos
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2016 23:16 |
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The Taint Reaper posted:I bought a pair of new balance sneakers today because they're the only brand of sneakers that has not been ruined by millenials. make sure to wear them w/ jeans and a black turtleneck
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 09:55 |
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these millennials just need a war to toughen them up
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2016 08:29 |
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Man Whore posted:My favorite part about that catchphrase was that it was stolen from Austin Texas. p sure they changed it to Keep Austin White
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2016 19:36 |
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notZaar posted:"Boohoo I can't afford to live in the city, but I'm far too superior to those redneck scum to live within my means." yeah what kinda loser wants to live near jobs
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2016 22:13 |
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KiddieGrinder posted:I also love that the Army is near the bottom. I can just imagine every millennial in that survey thinking "that's grunt work for morons, let those idiots who don't have a degree in liberal arts do that poo poo" joining the military is for suckers
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2016 21:18 |
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Houle posted:I find this really strange, like, I get it is all about a perception and accountability thing but getting drunk on the weekend is really just something young people have been doing since alcohol have gotten cheaper. So long as they are not photographing themselves doing something illegal it shouldn't really bar someone from entry job all it does is encourage people to make fake social media accounts for professional settings. Like, the only reason why this is a thing now is that it's a new technology now. People have been documenting their wacky activities and sexual exploits since the printed word. sorry but if a cursory search shows hundreds of pictures of you getting bombed in public and you have visible tattoos then old white people are not going to call you back for a job
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2016 23:24 |
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my adult palate can't handle the sweetness of fruit loops so i've moved on to golden grahams
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2016 00:17 |
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Mandator posted:what years are millennials? 83-95? 1980 to 2000
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2016 23:09 |
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the earliest known millennial is freakazoid who derived his powers from the nacient internet
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2016 23:10 |
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Furia posted:I like making documentaries. most documentary film majors go into reality television production nowadays since it's booming and the skills are exactly the same
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2016 23:34 |
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Wendigee posted:Still lollin at the 10k a month chick saving so little... yeah that chick who's worked in boston nyc and miami and pulls in $10k a month before she's 30 had better watch her budget or else she might get hosed over
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2016 05:59 |
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TheWhiteNightmare posted:What kind of fancy feast buying mother fucker spends over $100 a month on a cat groceries from whole foods are just healthier
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2016 19:24 |
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Zzulu posted:I am a professional and I use emojis i make sure to use them in all of my passwords
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2016 16:39 |