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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Ronwayne posted:

Seriously there's a difference between thrifty and Brand X. Just get the next step up that cost $4 for 8 and its still a drat good deal.


Also I have this giant mole on my chin that keeps getting bloodily decapitated if I don't watch out.

That s melanoma

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Accretionist posted:

I bought my razor and all my blades through Amazon.

Since August 17, 2010, I've spent this much on them: $48.94

Add in the Walmart shaving cream (Barbasol), and I'm probably spending $15/year to shave a few times a week. And since the razor was $35.71, that figure'll just get better every year.

How much do u spend on the tism

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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radiatinglines posted:

I use an electric razor

hth

I am an eco friendly shaver as well

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Post ur kid itt with the name

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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dad gay. so what posted:

what is this thread about? :confused:

U

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Accretionist posted:

I had a buddy who was like 5'5" and height discrimination is real, and it's a bitch.

I'm friends with Jon pop

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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The Trap posted:

Yeah it is. I hate how hypocritical liberals are when it comes to Men's heights versus cuwomens weight. Height is genetic and men are told to suck it up and get over it. Weight is something very easy to control and maintain and fat women are told they are perfect and any "real" women would want them. Well I am a short man. Where is my pep talk? Where is my real man?

Yo JP, throw me a hey

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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NESguerilla posted:

It def makes doggy style sort of awkward.

if she's short its awkward too? All sexhavers must be identical height +/-2". Hell all sex is awkward imo

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Stinky_Pete posted:

Imagine if you said that about Asian guys. "My SO is the same race as me and it's fine"

lmao

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Mad Monk posted:

can we please get off the "short people got no reason to live" topic and back to millenials? Thank you.



that's a lot of phones in 1 pic

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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EugeneJ posted:

JewStrong bracelets

This is really good post, for a Bernie guy.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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thathonkey posted:

millennials own. sorry haters :c00l:

i am millennialing right now. i am a millennial and so is my wife ('86, '90)

So Star Wars was out before you were born?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Accretionist posted:

What's the US' nicest cheap city? I hear Pittsburgh's underrated with normalish cost-of-living.

Des Moines Iowa, hands down.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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My bae

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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KoRMaK posted:

She aint interested in anyone postin in this thread

THATS why you don't get laid Jon P

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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second-hand smegma posted:

Worry not, she's been told that her entire life

Me too.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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EugeneJ posted:

Wouldn't bronies be into hairy legs?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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See that double chin guy with the cargo shorts, yeah me.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Her pussy was That close

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Mad Monk posted:

I just couldn't imagine working in an open air office or what ever they call these places. When I'm working on a complex problem I want to be left the hell alone, I wouldn't be able to do nearly as good of a job with people bouncing around on toys and poo poo while I'm trying to figure something out.

And chatting about their best latte, nights episode of dwts, etc

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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MeLKoR posted:

Is this an acronym? Is it some sort of 8008135 thing I'm missing?

Idg that either....

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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thathonkey posted:

hint: it is SOMETHING about the license plate number. it's a number millennial thing.


i will die before i live in a suburb. i'm either going to live in the city or as far out into the middle of nowhere as I can go and still get decent enough internet to shitpost over

DONOT TEASE ME. Idgi

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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NESguerilla posted:

I googled pjis492 and it lead me to this guys twitter. Some Beiberesqe heart throb as far as I can tell.

https://twitter.com/pjcricket492

Have you searched AOL?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Panfilo posted:

I heard that when many hiring managers are Millennials nobody is going to give a poo poo if you posted embarrassing photos online and it won't be some kind of scarlet letter to getting hired.

Wish on

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Stinky_Pete posted:



Also, know what makes me feel like a boss? Having lots of money because I didn't jettison it all on diminishing margins of suit quality or other artifacts of apparent wealth BFC 4 LYFE.

I would never have relations with this female.

* glasses too big

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Sam Pink posted:

http://www.girlsaskguys.com/sexual-behavior/a22977-girls-on-tinder-do-smash-a-lot

The 80/20 rule is proven in damning scientific study. Eighty percent of the women are loving less than twenty percent of the men. The majority of men are fighting for leftover scraps that Chad T is too busy to gently caress!

I am a student in sexology - Jon pop

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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darth cookie posted:

How do you feel about payday loans and extended warranties?

Chained to a bank? No thanks

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Keeper.

Seriously dump and move on nerd. That bar is p low.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Justin Tyme posted:

my hobbies are watching netflix and playing video games and listening to music

you'll find me drinking wine and snuggling on the weekends, lol!

Wanna grab a bite to eat? My treat

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Gorilla Salad posted:

Yes, because rich people in the US pay so much tax.






Got any more Fox talking points for us?

This is from fox or where?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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ThePriceIsRight posted:

shower puffs are useless and full of bacteria just use your hands you dingus

I launder my shower puff

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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City of Tampa posted:

I know that this poo poo is definitely happening around here, my mom's normal suburban subdivision is like half empty foreclosed houses that have been vacant for years and are falling apart because the banks that own them still want 2006 prices for them

They should be homeless shelters.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Who dat

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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speshl guy posted:

I don't know if I've become a boring adult or something but I can't drink gatorade during workouts anymore. I think they must have added a significant amount more sugar or something because when you drink it and try to do aerobic workouts it forms a film of caramelized sugar in the back of your throat making it impossible to breath.

I drink my water with chia seeds like a true millennial.

They have G2. My kids drink that.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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No one clicks on these

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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eric posted:

Education costs would be a lot lower if the government didn't back the loans. People could actually go to college for the sake of learning and not be buried in huge amounts of debt.

Wut? It was the millenials that begged to get Big Bank out of student loans and we complied by making direct loans. Make up your minds.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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My daughter prints and cursives better than me. :biotruths:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Phoenixan posted:

america is a shithole and the sooner americans accept that the better

Like we started this poo poo.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Grand Prize Winner posted:

i think i recognize your pig av

is it from an anime? because a millenial recommended i watch this anime with a pig and a sword guy and something perverted happened and i was like yeah, nah

and now i trust neither anime nor millenials

I thought it was lion king

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Jesus help me

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