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Pharohman777
Jan 14, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
That line of Trumps speech about 'Socialism being faithfully implemented' being the issue really reflects on how the government seizing all the means of production has flopped so much in venezuela.

What good is saying that the government will control all production of every factory when there are no plans to keep running the place, and just let it sit and rot? Venezuelan agriculture was shredded by the poor implementation of the seizure and breakup of big agriculture farms and the aftermath.

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Pharohman777
Jan 14, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Huh, I never knew that.

Pharohman777
Jan 14, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Yeah, the US separated its ruling parties and state operations more clearly in 1883.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pendleton_Civil_Service_Reform_Act

quote:

The Pendleton Civil Service Reform Act (ch. 27, 22 Stat. 403) is a United States federal law, enacted in 1883, which established that positions within the federal government should be awarded on the basis of merit instead of political affiliation.[1] The act provided selection of government employees by competitive exams,[1] rather than ties to politicians or political affiliation. It also made it illegal to fire or demote government officials for political reasons and prohibited soliciting campaign donations on Federal government property.[1]

The assassination of President James A. Garfield moved the Civil Service Reform from city organizations to a leading topic in the political realm.[2] President Garfield was shot in July 1881 by Charles Guiteau, because Guiteau believed the president owed him a patronage position for his "vital assistance" in securing Garfield's election the previous year.[4] Garfield died two months later, and Vice President Chester A. Arthur acceded to the presidency.[5] Once in office, President Arthur pushed through legislation for civil reform.[5]

The Act initially covered only about 10% of the U.S. government's civilian employees.[1] However, there was a provision that allowed outgoing presidents to lock in their own appointees by converting jobs to civil service. After a series of party reversals at the presidential level (1884, 1888, 1892, 1896), the result was that most federal jobs were under civil service.

Pharohman777 fucked around with this message at 00:07 on Oct 25, 2017

Pharohman777
Jan 14, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
http://dailycaller.com/2017/10/25/absurdly-expensive-college-funds-three-day-lecture-series-touting-totalitarian-socialist-hellhole/

quote:

A fancypants private college in Southern California is funding and hosting a three-day lecture series this week that promotes Venezuela’s totalitarian socialist regime in glowing terms.

The lecture series at Scripps College features a Venezuelan government official, consul general Antonio Cordero, and seeks to raise awareness about the “truth in today’s Venezuela,” according to the Claremont Independent, a student newspaper.

A flyer for the first Scripps lecture, which occurred on Monday, claims that unnamed “experts” believe Venezuela’s electoral system is “the most transparent in the world.” The event focused on “black power in Venezuela” and “strategies of US intervention.”

The second Scripps lecture, held Tuesday, was titled “Paramilitarism from the Right versus Building the Communal State from Below.” A flyer for the second lecture explains that “paramilitarism” and “building the communal state” have “everything to do with gender.”

“Venezuelans expressed an overwhelming desire for peace as well as a sweeping victory for the socialist party of the Bolivarian government,” the flyer claims. It also notes that Maduro has “vowed” “to bring criminal charges against opposition leaders.”

Additionally, the flyer says, “the U.S. has moved to set up a rightwing government in exile.” “At stake are economic systems based on utterly distinct premises.”

The third Scripps lecture, “Black Liberation and Reparations at the Heart of Venezuela’s Revolution,” is scheduled for Wednesday.

Cordero, the Venezuelan consul speaking at Scripps, has served as a director for “various People’s Power enterprises” in Venezuela under the regime of Nicolás Maduro and Hugo Chavez, according the Claremont Independent.

The Scripps departments of history and Latin American & Caribbean Studies are official sponsors of the lecture series on Venezuela.

History department chairman Andrew Aisenberg told the Independent that “the history department did provide financial support for the Venezuela events.”

Also, some students at Scripps are reportedly required to attend either the lecture series on the greatness of socialism in Venezuela or an alternate lecture event.

Scripps is the all-female college of The Claremont Colleges, a set of five small hotbeds of radical political correctness and bizarre leftist craziness not far from Los Angeles.

A single year of tuition, books and fees at Scripps costs $69,260.

Earlier this year, students at Scripps announced they feel “unsafe” after a fellow student posted a photo of herself with Vice President Mike Pence on Facebook. The complaining students said Pence “is a direct threat to LGBT+ groups” “has shown himself so willing to commit institutional violence.” (RELATED: Students At Fancypants College Feel ‘UNSAFE’ Because Of This Mike Pence Photo)

In 2016, a group of students at Scripps vented frustration because the school had planned to host Madeleine Albright as its commencement speaker.

“With Madeline [sic] Albright being our commencement speaker (and a war criminal and a white feminist) I know some of our professors are refusing to be on stage,” the student wrote, according to the Claremont Independent.

Last academic year over at nearby Pitzer College, a group of Latina students covered the exterior wall of a residence hall with a large graffiti-style message declaring: “White Girl, Take OFF your hoops!!!” (RELATED: Latina Students At Absurdly Expensive College: White Girls Must Stop Wearing HOOP EARRINGS Now)

“If you didn’t create the culture as a coping mechanism for marginalization, take off those hoops, if your feminism isn’t intersectional take off those hoops, if you try to wear mi cultura when the creators can no longer afford it, take off those hoops,” one of the Pitzer Latina students, resident assistant Alegria Martinez, wrote in an impressive run-on sentence. “I use ‘those’ instead of ‘your’ because hoops were never ‘yours’ to begin with.”

“Paramilitarism from the Right versus Building the Communal State from Below.” A flyer for the second lecture explains that “paramilitarism” and “building the communal state” have “everything to do with gender.”

I wonder how those two have to do with gender, given that men like Hugo Chavez and Maduro were pretty involved with "building the communal state", and men will probably be held responsible for paramilitarism.

Pharohman777
Jan 14, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Honestly, its the crazy claims being made that come directly form the lecture series that fascinate me.

I mean, what exactly is the "rightwing government in exile" that no paper has ever reported on?

Pharohman777
Jan 14, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Oh yeah, US is not gonna be happy, especially regarding the state of the prisons and legal system in venezuela itself making getting arrested a crime against humanity.

Pharohman777
Jan 14, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
I already imagine Saab has a mouth full of gold theath and a set of brass knuckles in his jacket if he is acting like that.

Pharohman777
Jan 14, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
So Maduro just made 'A dog ate my homework' excuse for why there was no pernil for Christmas?
:cripes:

Pharohman777
Jan 14, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Celexi posted:

Soon venezuela will be the first country that the minimum wage makes everyone millionaires.

Also the first country where dumptrucks are needed to move the cash needed to purchase a gallon of milk.

Pharohman777
Jan 14, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
I honestly see the sanctions against venezuelas leaders as part pressure, and part sheer disgust at the idea of allowing people who have plundered a country and let it fall into ruin to use their ill-gotten gains in their countries.



I looked up the sanctions, and they seem to be only applied to individuals in the morass of corruption that is the PSUV.

Pharohman777
Jan 14, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Do you think that if things get worse, the PSUV will start ordering people to worship Chavez?

Pharohman777
Jan 14, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Yeah, you have to remember that Venezuela has neglected maintenance for so long that any recovery in the price of oil may as well have no effect, since barely anything works.

Pharohman777
Jan 14, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
If a MUD candidate runs, he knows he is going to be utterly humiliated and have his life probably destroyed by the PSUV government during the campaign. And the PSUV candidate will probably still win since they control the CNE and have corrupted it utterly.

But the only way to change anything without a civil war is to take the executive office, where Chavez and Maduro steadily concentrated power.

Pharohman777
Jan 14, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Let me summarize:

So thanks to the mismanagement of Venezuela, Colombia has to move its security forces to the border to deal with the huge influx of people coming there daily for basic necessities.

Then Venezuela's government accuses Columbia of preparing for invasion through a military buildup at the border, ignoring the whole 'overwhelmed border security' reason.

Venezuelas government is an endless supply of material for Latin american comedians.

Pharohman777
Jan 14, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

The problem wasn’t left wing populism it was Chavez empowering a cadre of goons who stole everything that wasn’t nailed down

And they are stealing the nails as well.

Pharohman777
Jan 14, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

GlyphGryph posted:

You generally dont want to participate in any currency thats increasing in value because once ot starts increasing in value it will cease being a currency

Yeah, because you don't want to actually to transactions with it and just keep it as the value increases.

But everyone else will also try to do this, and suddenly businesses can't make any money to pay employees because no one is spending money to buy stuff. Now the Currency has merely turned into an Asset kept long term.

A certain level of inflation is absolutely necessary to motivate everyone to buy and sell with a currency and to use it daily for necessities.

Just look at Bitcoin. It tried to be a deflationary currency, but now it is a speculative asset valued in dollars.

Pharohman777
Jan 14, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Saw a thing in the Wall Street Journal today that apparently Maduro announced a gold-backed cryptocurrency on wednesday.

Normally it would sound too crazy to be true, but given how crazy the venezuelan government has acted, I will just accept it as something that happened.

Pharohman777 fucked around with this message at 00:00 on Feb 24, 2018

Pharohman777
Jan 14, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
:stare:

http://business.financialpost.com/commodities/energy/too-hungry-to-pump-oil-pdvsa-crews-skip-work-to-hunt-for-food

'We are dying': Venezuela's oil workers have become so hungry they are too weak to do their jobs.

Pharohman777
Jan 14, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Saladman posted:

While I agree with most of what you wrote, the Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela is absolutely an example of a socialist government, and saying anything otherwise is just moving goalposts. It's just really poorly implemented socialism, in addition to the other and far more important governing flaws, but yeah the explicitly socialist policies are definitely pretty far down the line as far as causes of the collapse. The only thing I can think of that would have directly influenced the collapse were the mandated price controls with no compensation or assistance to business owners ("gently caress you, bakers!!"), and the socialist-policy-driven destruction of the farming industry ("why should we farm in Venezuela when we can just use our oil to import Brazilian beef? And while we're at it with importing, also why don't I just steal 50% of the money that was supposed to go buy the beef?").

Still though, way-under-market-value price controls aren't exactly a socialist-specific deal. I mean, Egypt also has tons of price controls on basic staples, as do an absolute ton of other countries that would not be considered 'socialist', like even Switzerland (milk and a few other things are price controlled).

Also it seems like the PSUV would love to set up Venezuela as a planned economy and it seems like they regularly try, but they are so grossly incompetent that they do not realize that saying something on TV is not 100% of the process.

Venezuela really got into socialism, but it forgot what it had to do with its industries after the step of 'seize the means of production'. Something about running those industries just as or more efficiently? Nah, they got oil to pay for imports, the price of oil will never go down!

Pharohman777
Jan 14, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
I honestly think that if venezuela is gonna get into a war its gonna be with Colombia.

With past reports on criminals and rogue elements of the venezuelan army doing stuff in colombia, as well as the stress of the back and forth torrent of border crossings requiring a massive security presence by colombia, something will probably happen to cause a war.

And the USA will happily support colombia if that occurs with military aid.

Pharohman777
Jan 14, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

quote:

For almost two years, the government did not publish a single epidemiological bulletin tracking statistics like infant mortality. Then in April, a link suddenly appeared on the health ministry’s official website, leading to the unpublished bulletins. They showed that 11,446 children younger than one had died in 2016 – a 30 per cent increase in one year – as the economic crisis accelerated.

The new findings made national and international headlines before the government declared that the website had been hacked, and the reports were swiftly removed. The health minister was fired and the military was put in charge of monitoring the bulletins. No reports have been released since.

:stare:

Pharohman777
Jan 14, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

I bet those gold bars are all thats left of the treasury.

Pharohman777
Jan 14, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/thicccc_boi/status/980599219496083456

https://twitter.com/SavedYouAClickV/status/980647033290797056

Pharohman777 fucked around with this message at 21:43 on Apr 2, 2018

Pharohman777
Jan 14, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
That was from when that account became some weird boo-berry themed account for april fools.

Pharohman777
Jan 14, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Blue Nation posted:

Someone is spreading the rumour that people who don't vote will be fined with somewhere between 15million to 150 million BsF. This nonsense is being spread on the radio.

Considering past stupidity by the government, it might be real.


https://twitter.com/HaruspexOfHell/status/989059953783656448

https://twitter.com/HaruspexOfHell/status/989084128954978306

Pharohman777
Jan 14, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
:stonk:

Wow, that is really loving dire.

I can't really comprehend the water situation getting that bad since I live in the pacific northwest.

And the Mariposa treatment plant is basically poisoning the water supply?

Pharohman777 fucked around with this message at 01:16 on Apr 28, 2018

Pharohman777
Jan 14, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Elias_Maluco posted:

Hearthbreaking article on the situation of venezuelans fleeing to northern Brazil

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/28/world/americas/venezuela-brazil-migrants.html?smid=pl-share
Oof, the Brazilians are really losing their patience with the flood of refugees putting stress on various systems.
Hospital workers getting sick due to overwork and running out of basic supplies due to influx of patients, formerly welcoming and helpful towns getting tired of the constant influx of refugees.

The fact that the Army was called in to set up refugee camps to get refugees out of public spaces really speaks to how bad of a situation venezuela is in.

Pharohman777
Jan 14, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
If any Brazilians die due to hospital problems caused by the overload of venezuelans finally getting medical care, the backlash will be huge.

50 thousand refugees streaming into a province with a population of 500 thousand, and 150 thousand more have already come this year.

I can so easily see why xenophobia would take root if government/public services that everyone relies on start breaking and shattering due to refugees. 'Get out!' starts becoming a pretty attractive view to take if it means that things can go back to normal.

Pharohman777
Jan 14, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://m.businesstoday.in/story/venezuela-offer-to-india-buy-crude-oil-at-30-pc-discount-but-through-cryptocurrency/1/275948.html

quote:

Venezuela, a South American country with the largest oil reserves in the world, has offered India a deal - 30 per cent discount on crude oil only if India decides to buy it through digital currency. The 30 per cent discount on crude oil, which recently touched a whole new high of $75 a barrel, seems attractive, but India's disinterest in promoting as well as trading in cryptocurrency could pose a hurdle.

According to reports, Venezuela's blockchain-based digital Petro is the world's first state-backed virtual currency that recently tied up with a Delhi-based digital currency exchange Coinsecure. The bitcoin trading company will now sell oil-backed cryptocurrency Petro in India. Launched last year by the Venezuelan government, Petro is set to be formally recognised after the presidential elections in the country on May 20. Petro was put on pre-sale on February 20, following which the digital currency has raised over $3.8 billion so far.

Venezuela's blockchain department had sent a team of experts to India in March, after which the deal was struck with Coinsecure, reported Business Standard, quoting company's CEO Mahit Kalra saying "Venezuela wanted Petro as a cryptocurrency on Coinsecure".

Once added, Petro could be traded against the rupee and other cryptocurrencies on the online exchange. Kalra also said India has been offered a deal "to buy Petro for 30 per cent discount on oil".


I can already see this ending badly.

e::stare:

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-04-26/venezuela-s-inflation-is-so-extreme-it-s-broken-the-stock-market

quote:

Venezuela's Inflation Is So Extreme It's Broken the Stock Market

Venezuela’s currency devaluation is so out of control the stock market is about to bust.

Regulators say they have to lop three zeros off the price of equities on the exchange after determining its computers could no longer handle the swelling values for local shares as the bolivar has tumbled more than 99 percent versus the dollar in the past few years. The change takes effect May 2.

The Caracas index has surged 1,584 percent this year alone -- following a 3,884 percent gain in 2016 -- but it has nothing to do with confidence in the country’s companies. Instead, local businesses and individuals are piling into equities in a desperate bid to protect their savings from a plunging currency and quadruple-digit inflation. The government had already announced plans to redenominate the bolivar by a factor of 1,000 in June, but stock-exchange officials had to act sooner to avoid coming up against technical limitations.

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2018/04/23/arrested-chevron-workers-could-face-treason-charge-in-venezuela.html

quote:

The two Chevron employees were jailed when they refused to sign a supply contract written by PDVSA executives under an emergency decree - which skips the competitive bidding process, according to a half dozen sources close to the case. Such decrees have been cited by Venezuela prosecutors as a means of extracting bribes in some recent PDVSA corruption cases.

The Chevron employees balked when the parts were listed at more than double their market price in a contract worth several million dollars, one of the sources told Reuters. The workers oversaw operations and procurement at Petropiar, an oil upgrading project co-owned by PDVSA and Chevron to transform Orinoco Belt's extra heavy crude into an exportable product.

Venezuela's national intelligence service, Sebin, arrested the Chevron workers, Carlos Algarra and Rene Vasquez, in front of stunned co-workers in a raid of Chevron's office in Puerto La Cruz and the upgrader on April 16.

Venezuelan authorities have yet to comment on the arrest of the men, both Venezuelans, and no charges against them have been made public.

The arrests follow a purge that has seen more than 80 executives at PDVSA and its suppliers jailed for alleged corruption as the state firm's new chief, Major General Manuel Quevedo, has sought to stamp his authority on the sector - the financial lifeblood of Venezuela's unraveling socialist government.

Tensions between PDVSA and foreign oil companies have steadily risen since Quevedo took charge in November and appointed military officers who had little or no oil industry experience to senior jobs.

Foreign firms have pushed for a greater say in procurement to combat inefficiencies and graft, oil industry sources said, but disputes over governance standards have caused operational delays, raising tensions over Venezuela's falling oil output.

In February, the Petropiar upgrader had been temporarily halted because of problems scheduling its exports, and PDVSA executives were concerned it could be forced to stop again due to lack of spare parts, one of the sources said.

When the imported furnace parts did not arrive on time, PDVSA executives blamed the Chevron employees for the delays, according to the two sources familiar with the draft charges.

Pharohman777 fucked around with this message at 02:15 on May 1, 2018

Pharohman777
Jan 14, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

I also don't recall North Korea explicitly refusing offers of food aid.

I honestly think venezuela is worse than north korea nowadays.

With venezuela, all the rot and ruin is broadcast for the world to see on social media as the government pretends everything is fine and a kleptocracy reigns.

At least North korea does not air a 24/7 channel of the depth of cruelty man is capable of.

Everyone sees the awful state of food and medical supplies in venezuela, but the government bars any aid to their people due to the PSUV's overinflated ego.

Pharohman777
Jan 14, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
The venezuelan government must be pisssssed.

After all, the surrounding countries have a humanitarian crisis on their hands, caused by the flood of venezuelans fleeing the country. Emergency aid, and assistance are streaming into the affected countries as well.

But the venezuelan government forbids any humanitarian aid or donation, stuff that the venezuelans who fled with nothing left to lose have a possibility of getting.

Venezuelans are fleeing their own government, and are obtaining aid that was forbidden to them by that government.

https://cruxnow.com/global-church/2018/04/17/u-s-promises-16-million-to-aid-venezuelan-refugees/
This was just last month, in mid april

quote:

The $16 million in funding from the State Department and U.S. Agency for International Development includes a contribution to the United Nations’ regional refugee response and humanitarian organizations working in the region.

According to the State Department, “This assistance will help provide the people of Venezuela safe drinking water, hygiene supplies, shelter, protection from violence and exploitation, and work and education opportunities, in coordination with other humanitarian organizations and government partners.”

The funds are in addition to the $2.5 million the U.S. promised for emergency food and health assistance in march.

Pharohman777
Jan 14, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Uhhhh :catstare:

https://mobile.twitter.com/alegw/status/991632173038960642

The government must have a bandwidth shortage as well, if they are threatening to investigate if you refresh too much. :rimshot:

edit:
I think 4chans /pol/ board found the tweet

https://twitter.com/KalebPrime/status/991756696384167936

https://twitter.com/TehSViN/status/991763877204545536

Pharohman777 fucked around with this message at 13:00 on May 3, 2018

Pharohman777
Jan 14, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
I know in the US, last attempt to stuff the supreme court with extra sympathetic judges was in the 1930's, under FDR. There was a huge political battle over it back then.

FDR got some of his new deal legislation declared unconstitutional, and he wanted to force through reforms he was reelected for.

In venezuela, that attempt actually succeeded, and the judiciary is now a corrupt arm of the psuv.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judicial_Procedures_Reform_Bill_of_1937

Pharohman777
Jan 14, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
:allears:

quote:

Faria: Because--wait a minute, wait a minute--the other thing is that this is right-wing press.

Man in the Crowd: Who cares?

Faria: This is a right-wing press--[Crowd: No! Who cares?]--that is here to... it's here to abuse us. They're against our government. Is that what you want?

Crowd: [Unintelligible yelling]

Man in the Crowd: Why is Venezolana de Television [a state-owned TV channel] here, then?
:roflolmao:
Help, I can't stop smiling and giggling.

Pharohman777
Jan 14, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
The US is already putting over 15 million dollars into the relief effort for the refugee crisis.

Pharohman777
Jan 14, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Its really lovely how the refugees are being treated, but considering how government services are collapsing under the flood of migrants, I can't help but feel for the colombian government trying to do whatever it can to gain control of the situation.

If the migrant flood keeps accelerating, I don't know what is gonna happen.

I mean, the military is starting to pack up and flee, and...

Feinne posted:

Wait, they're openly bringing in the colectivos to do a military job they don't have the manpower for?

I wonder if the Colectivos will simply be made into the venezuelan military if too many people leave the military.

Pharohman777
Jan 14, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
I think that by the absurd logic of the venezuelan government, venezuelan refugees could be classified as traitors and shot on sight.

Given how the government has acted regarding anyone who disagrees with its policies, people who disagree with the way of life the government insists on and leave for another country might be at risk at some point in the future.

Given all the other absurdities the venezuelan government has done, the above line of thought seemed reasonable.

At some point there will be reports of empty towns because everyone fled to other countries.

Pharohman777
Jan 14, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://qz.com/1282733/venezuela-under-maduro-the-crisis-as-told-by-its-version-of-the-onion/

Venezuela’s unfolding crisis, as told by its version of The Onion

This is a pretty good article


Reading this stuff with google translate makes some of this stuff a little unintelligible, but I got a good laugh out of this article.

http://www.elchiguirebipolar.net/01-05-2018/los-9-destinos-turisticos-de-merida-que-todo-venezolano-debe-conocer-antes-de-irse-del-pais/

The 9 tourist destinations of Merida that every Venezuelan should know before leaving the country

quote:

In this section of our section, which bears the same name as the one that a father never wants his son to study, Tourism, we will visit the city of Merida. A place that with its enviable climate, beautiful landscapes and friendly settlers -which with their beautiful red cachetitos will always want to charge more- is undoubtedly one of the places that any Venezuelan must visit before leaving the country, because we know that you are going, stop lying to us.

The Venezuela of Antier: Enjoy this theme park that will take you on a journey full of nostalgia, showing you all the things that no longer exist in Venezuela, such as: The old cars, the colonial architecture, the dictatorship and ... Are you ready? ? All that still exists.

Coromoto ice cream parlor: An ice cream shop that appears as a great tourist attraction thanks to being the one that has more flavors in the whole world, or good once had them, because thanks to the scarcity and lack of light in the city, now only has butter and marijuana. Of that second flavor we are not sure, but they are from Merida and I swear there is marijuana.

Birosca: a historic bar that has about 30 years since its creation, where you can have some delicious cocktails that the next day will make you say "How the hell did I get to Tucacas and why am I urinating fluorescent?".

Ejido: Oh no, better not go.

The Rector of the ULA: Between the colonial houses of the center of the city and the beautiful snow-capped mountains, the oldest building of the second largest university in the country rises. There you can visit the Aula Magna, the Museum of Archeology and the cigar sellers of the Dental School, which they say were once university professors.

The cable car: Yes, go quickly because the restoration was made by the Government and we all know that these things last in good condition just as a long distance relationship lasts.

Statue of La Gorda de Ingeniería: So you can see a naked Merida and you can continue making the same cliché joke about the gochas ¡Patán!

The pastries of the Parish: For you really miss the national cuisine, you should try the cheese and potato cakes accompanied by an exquisite stench of old garbage that the mayor has not collected for years.

The Stone Church: Because it never hurts to pray to the airline in which you leave, do not cancel your operations Venezuela.

Pharohman777
Jan 14, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
I think venezuelans are gonna have to start learning how to make bolivars into arts and crafts like those handbags if they want to exchange it for dollars realistically now without hauling around cargo containers of bolivars.

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Pharohman777
Jan 14, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
So Polio has made a grand return in venezuela.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/measles-cases-surge-amid-venezuelas-crisis-202836638.html

Polio makes comeback in Venezuela after decades

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