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"alright, kid, the good news is you're not going to die. we've found the tumor in time to operate. the bad news is i haven't learned the sleeping spell yet, so you're gonna be wiiiiide awake for this. don't worry, i'll be able to pull your memories out of your head afterwards and you'll never remember this happening."
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wizard, m.d.'s greatest enemy: full disclosure laws
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"i'll be frank. you have six weeks to live, tops. I'd like to talk to you about your options for after that."
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J.D. [voiceover]: ...and that's when I realized; Dr. Cox wasn't joking when he said he was a demon from Hell. He really was a demon from Hell, and all that stuff about the sacrifices we make as doctors was literal. [shrugs] I still had a lot to learn...
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wizard m.d: I'm sorry but we can't save your hand. we have to amputate.
me: um, are you sure? my thumb is just kind of sore, I think from knitting maybe?
wizard m.d: I know this is hard, but we've done everything we can at this point
me: you're going to stick my hand in a jar of formaldehyde and use it in a spooky display aren't you
wizardm.d.: look we'll throw in a couple hydrocodone and a lumbar cushion, we just moved offices and this new place feels so sterile, it would really be doing us a huge favor
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