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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > wizard, m.d.
 
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Doctors are subtle and quick to anger- now about that bill of yours...

*nearby flash of lightning and roll of thunder**

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* # ¿ Aug 27, 2015 14:06
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WizMD: Just try to lay still, it'll be over soon.

**cat walks into the room, circles the table clockwise thrice then leaves**

WizMD: That'll be 6 polished gems and a well crafted broom for the cat scan, please! At least it's not lupus

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* # ¿ Aug 27, 2015 14:09
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Wizard M.D.- I've read over your file, and I believe I can help you with your condition. Impotence is easily treatable!

Patient- What's the treatment?

Wizard M.D.- You see, the spell "Snakes to Sticks" is reversible so my plan is to cast it on your uh, afflicted area and

Patient- Whoa, whoa, whoa, WHOA- can you do an anaconda?

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* # ¿ Oct 3, 2015 13:33
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google THIS posted:

(a woman is in a hospital bed, in labor, with her husband)

orderly: ok, looks like you're all set. the doctor will be here in a moment. (leaves)

(a giant head appears)

giant head: I AM GYNECOZ, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL. LET'S HAVE A BABY.

(hours later)

gynecoz: IT'S A BOY. THE GREAT AND POWERFUL GYNECOZ HAS SPOKEN.

wife: we're parents, honey!

husband: yeah, he looks just like...actually he looks kind of like...that orderly from earlier...

(rustling from the other half of the semiprivate room)

gynecoz: PAY NO ATTENTION TO THAT MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN.

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