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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > wizard, m.d.
 
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Macnult

smoobles posted:

me: i want to feel more focused and creative

psychiatrist/dealer: hmm yes, pop one of these fuckers once a day you'll be flyin'

This is my career goal.
Working with a wizard on top of that would be dope af too

* # ¿ Aug 27, 2015 15:56
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Macnult

 "Thanks for the prescription, Macnult. Been having a much more positive outlook on life lately. Here's that underwater breathing potion you wanted."

* # ¿ Aug 27, 2015 15:58
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Macnult

 Patient: So a lot of your work is like Dr. Oz?

Wizard MD: The Dr. of Oz is not a real wizard. I'm open to alternative magic but his work is less impressive than the standard satanic ritual.

Patient: Satanic ritual!? You're a satanist?

Wizard MD: What? No you're missing the point. I'm a wizard doctor, do you really think I'd waste my time listening to some angel who sucked at their job?

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