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Feb 16, 2011







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Feb 16, 2011

Mario Mystery 1: What was broken beneath the bologna sandwiches?

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Feb 16, 2011

Doctor Goat posted:

These books had hosed up bad endings.
This is why Mario needs your help.

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Feb 16, 2011

SunAndSpring posted:

Go find your bro Luigi. That's kind of like getting a 1-Up, so you shouldn't need supplies.

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Feb 16, 2011

Evil Eagle posted:

ITS NOT LUIGI

Go to the mushroom kingdom.






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Feb 16, 2011

Mario Mystery 2: If the real Luigi did not sleep 17 hours a day, could he also invent a flying machine?

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Feb 16, 2011

skull wall posted:

metal boxes are ominous, I'd head to the royal palace if I were you


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Feb 16, 2011

Aston posted:

What's happened to (jerkins?!
His body lies, broken, beneath a pile of bologna sandwiches. We have solved Mario Mystery 1.

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Feb 16, 2011

loquacius posted:

OP the last update ended on a page without a choice, poor form tsk tsk

Loved these books though, carry on
I didn't notice that.

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Evil Eagle posted:

If that's the case we have 21, lets get moving.

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Feb 16, 2011

Mario Mystery 3: Are all piranha plants capable of using basic tools, or are these ones exceptional?

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Feb 16, 2011

Somebody pick a direction to go in to see if Mario beats Piranha Plant Puzzle Panic.

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Mario Mystery 4: If Mario finds himself trapped in an infinite piranha plant knockout loop, will he die of old age or live forever as he experiences the same two hours again and again?

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Feb 16, 2011

elf help book posted:

you can exploit this for infinite coins
:aaaaa:

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Feb 16, 2011

elf help book posted:

jobs will give you a paycheck on a regular time period, you can exploit this for infinite coins
You kill ten Koopas and what do you get? Another day older and to World 6.

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Feb 16, 2011

elf help book posted:

ive actually never used an infinite 1-up trick in a mario game
They're not that hard.

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Feb 16, 2011

Somebody decide if we're going back to the palace or we're going exploring.

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Mario Mystery 5: Had Mario returned to the Palace, would the Princess remember their earlier conversation?

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Feb 16, 2011

codenameFANGIO posted:

All those enemies are from the dream world and shouldn't be in the Mushroom Kingdom but whatever go for the shadow I think.


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Feb 16, 2011

"Luigi could be floating away like a balloon!" shouts Mario. "I'd better bring this anchor along before he winds up in outer space!"

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Feb 16, 2011

Bolverkur posted:

is this real
I'm not reading any pages we haven't gotten to, so probably not.

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Feb 16, 2011

loquacius posted:

Anyway Mario is already loving this up pretty badly since (as far as he knows) Peach just told him to come as soon as he could and instead he went for a leisurely stroll. So let's just ignore that ship. I'm sure it's fine.




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Feb 16, 2011

Sorry that update took a while, I got trapped in the infinite piranha plant loop. Somebody tell me what we find and then I'll update the scorecard with our coin, magnifying glass, and mystery item. Then we can move on to page 75.

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Feb 16, 2011

elf help book posted:



careful mario...


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Feb 16, 2011

no they will not posted:

two different stop you fool
Mario does not know where the bus will be.

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