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trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

HORMELCHILI posted:

i always thought it was older butthead

max payne is buttheads real name

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HORMELCHILI
Jan 13, 2010


hosed up, but only 90s kids will get it.

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

FactsAreUseless posted:

Max Payne 3 is bad.

It has really fun shooting but if you don't care about the story it's the worst game ever made I guess because the cutscenes cover up the huge rear end loading times

HORMELCHILI
Jan 13, 2010


Anyone who says max payne 3 is bad probably loves saints row 4 and has seen all the avengers movies in theater

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

HORMELCHILI posted:

Anyone who says max payne 3 is bad probably loves saints row 4 and has seen all the avengers movies in theater

This.

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

HORMELCHILI posted:

Anyone who says max payne 3 is bad probably loves saints row 4 and has seen all the avengers movies in theater

it is bad tho

HORMELCHILI
Jan 13, 2010


its a puzzle shooter its loving sick

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

HORMELCHILI posted:

its a puzzle shooter its loving sick

its not good

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

rockstar puzzle shooter

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

FactsAreUseless posted:

Max Payne 1 is really good and has aged pretty well. Max Payne 2 is kind of a mess in places but isn't bad or anything. Max Payne 3 is bad.

the bad portuguese dub they put distracted me from the mediocre gunplay

Mr. Sophistication
May 16, 2014

I know this wasn't your original avatar but I just love this game. Cheers, rediscover.

it's not bad dude, it's good. a common misconception.

SM64Guy
Apr 1, 2005

max payne 3 is good, unless its being bad

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

can someone just tell me if game is good or bad!!!!!!!!!!

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

tumor looking batty posted:

can someone just tell me if game is good or bad!!!!!!!!!!

MGSV and Super Mario Maker. 'Nuff said.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
its pretty funny that any other games are coming out this year

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Rock Band 4 will be rock band I can play on my ps4 and that's good.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
rock band 4 doesnt have online play lol

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

HORMELCHILI posted:

Anyone who says max payne 3 is bad probably loves saints row 4 and has seen all the avengers movies in theater

yeah the people who love avengers cant handle a rich story like max payne 3 where he shaves his head and becomes an achoholic and moves to brazil for no reason even though the story is completely finished and wrapped up in 2.

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

yeah the people who love avengers cant handle a rich story like max payne 3 where he shaves his head and becomes an achoholic and moves to brazil for no reason even though the story is completely finished and wrapped up in 2.

He gets tricked by the swarthy brazilian who starts a fight with a mob boss who forces him to leave town... Its like you don't even think when u post...

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

elf help book posted:

rock band 4 doesnt have online play lol

I played 100+ hours of Rock Band 2 single player on the Wii. That's how I play rock band (INTJ)

sector_corrector
Jan 18, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

elf help book posted:

its pretty funny that any other games are coming out this year

i figure a lot of people here are probably not into it, but fallout 4 too

sector_corrector
Jan 18, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
let's all just take a break, and admire the amazing year for gaming that 2015 has been and will be

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

Larry Parrish posted:

He gets tricked by the swarthy brazilian who starts a fight with a mob boss who forces him to leave town... Its like you don't even think when u post...

its an unnecessary sequel

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

sector_corrector posted:

let's all just take a break, and admire the amazing year for gaming that 2015 has been and will be

Yeah. Lighting Returns is going to come out on PC at 1080p and 60fps. :worship:

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
Max Payne 3 would have made more sense and been better if it was just a new IP entirely, and also if it had way more levels, which could have been done easily if they didn't spend so much time making the bad multiplayer no one played.

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Lumpy the Cook posted:

Max Payne 3 would have made more sense and been better if it was just a new IP entirely, and also if it had way more levels, which could have been done easily if they didn't spend so much time making the bad multiplayer no one played.

The multiplayer was win.

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010


sweet post/avi combo

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

yeah the people who love avengers cant handle a rich story like max payne 3 where he shaves his head and becomes an achoholic and moves to brazil for no reason even though the story is completely finished and wrapped up in 2.

lmao

HORMELCHILI
Jan 13, 2010


i didnt say that the story was good

HORMELCHILI
Jan 13, 2010


net cafe scandal posted:

The multiplayer was win.

it was

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
gang wars was really really fun until everyone unlocked the one shot kill sniper rifles and then the mp turned into smelly dogshit after that

HORMELCHILI
Jan 13, 2010


I never used anything except dual pistols and wrecked people all the time

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
dual broncos were hilariously good and the best part was if you ran only those you had enough weight left to carry a RPG

that and the backblast of the rpg making your character do a 1080 if you fired it while in midair

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Robot Randy posted:

that and the backblast of the rpg making your character do a 1080 if you fired it while in midair

thats badass

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The multiplayer was great but it just died really quick

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

yeah the people who love avengers cant handle a rich story like max payne 3 where he shaves his head and becomes an achoholic and moves to brazil for no reason even though the story is completely finished and wrapped up in 2.

lol

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

the specialists v2 was a better max payne multiplayer game and it was a free mod that came out 10 years before max payne 3

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

[looking at a max payne 3 box] finally, a game with the story and shooting mechanics of a rockstar game without any of that open world bullshit

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

trying to jack off posted:

[looking at a max payne 3 box] finally, a game with the story and shooting mechanics of a rockstar game without any of that open world bullshit

Lol

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HORMELCHILI
Jan 13, 2010


trying to jack off posted:

[looking at a max payne 3 box] finally, a game with the story and shooting mechanics of a rockstar game without any of that open world bullshit

lol

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