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curse of flubber
Mar 12, 2007
I CAN'T HELP BUT DERAIL THREADS WITH MY VERY PRESENCE

I ALSO HAVE A CLOUD OF DEDICATED IDIOTS FOLLOWING ME SHITTING UP EVERY THREAD I POST IN

IGNORE ME AND ANY DINOSAUR THAT FIGHTS WITH ME BECAUSE WE JUST CAN'T SHUT UP

Bip Roberts posted:

I bet if you just started acting like a policeman, just like around town or something, bring in a few criminals, issue a few speeding tickets, after long they'll be calling you to join!

Oh geez, there was a weird guy going around the park next to my house saying he was the "park warden", which we have never had for any park 100 miles from here, going round doing poo poo like hassling teens drinking alcohol. My dad was the loving mayor at the time and called him out, then he hosed off somewhere, probably to the next park.

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curse of flubber
Mar 12, 2007
I CAN'T HELP BUT DERAIL THREADS WITH MY VERY PRESENCE

I ALSO HAVE A CLOUD OF DEDICATED IDIOTS FOLLOWING ME SHITTING UP EVERY THREAD I POST IN

IGNORE ME AND ANY DINOSAUR THAT FIGHTS WITH ME BECAUSE WE JUST CAN'T SHUT UP

killaer posted:

hows that even possible?

The police used to take my mate's bro-in-law, put a mattress over him, and just beat the gently caress out of him. Didn't leave a mark but the boys had fun. Of all the poo poo our police are, I don't mind this one anecdote of brutality, he probably deserved it. He has a warrant for his arrest for trying to kidnap his kids and threatening to kill them, yet now the police are suddenly too loving scared of him and refuse to arrest him from either his house or his work, the two places he is still going every day.

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