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weird but true. haven't had a zebra cake in over a decade but I'd love to eat one right now.
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weird but true. haven't had a zebra cake in over a decade but I'd love to eat one right now.
But they have that thick, sickly greasy coating that makes your mouth feel all slick and nasty.
Taste pretty good though; but I am partial to hostess cupcakes.
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Aug 29, 2015 07:20
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if you eat more than one you will likely feel like a large pile of zebra cake
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Aug 29, 2015 14:21
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weird but true. haven't had a zebra cake in over a decade but I'd love to eat one right now.
my zebra cakes are all vanilla
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Aug 29, 2015 20:23
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- Scaly Haylie
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little debbie
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Aug 29, 2015 21:20
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Beanbandit?
Son of a bitch!
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they're gross because
But they have that thick, sickly greasy coating that makes your mouth feel all slick and nasty.
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Aug 29, 2015 21:22
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- Puppy Galaxy
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bump
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Oct 5, 2015 21:22
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- Scaly Haylie
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zebra cake: they taste fantastic
zebra cake: they're made of plastic
zebra cake: your mouth enjoys one
zebra cake: they're made of poison
zebra cake: the zebra is endangered
zebra cake: so are you, now
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Oct 5, 2015 22:16
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- social vegan
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*spins up the grinder*
*flicks the switch from cosmic brownie to zebra cake*
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Oct 5, 2015 23:15
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- Piso Mojado
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there are some "people" (and I use that term liberally) that would have you believe that little debbie products arent the loving greatest thing to eat all the time, everyday. but i can tell you'll make the right decision, op
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Oct 6, 2015 02:34
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by zen death robot
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ZEBRA CAKE, an alternate strain of GIRL SCOUT COOKIE, is an OG Kush and Durban Poison hybrid emphasising nostalgia over euphoria, and is often offered at a discount at your local dispensary
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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Oct 6, 2015 02:42
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there are some "people" (and I use that term liberally) that would have you believe that little debbie products arent the loving greatest thing to eat all the time, everyday. but i can tell you'll make the right decision, op
I didn't get one when I posted this and I haven't gotten one since. but I hope to get one someday and you'd better believe I'll post about it.
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Oct 6, 2015 02:42
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I didn't get one when I posted this and I haven't gotten one since. but I hope to get one someday and you'd better believe I'll post about it.
just go get one in the morning for breakfast. get like 3 and a nutty bar and you'll thank me.
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Oct 6, 2015 02:44
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byob killed little debbie. zebra cakes are all gone
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Oct 6, 2015 04:41
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- social vegan
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byob killed little debbie. zebra cakes are all gone
little Debbie's not dead...
she's just big Debbie now *looks to sunset, tear rolling down cheek*
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Oct 6, 2015 11:18
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Beanbandit?
Son of a bitch!
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ZEBRA CAKE, an alternate strain of GIRL SCOUT COOKIE, is an OG Kush and Durban Poison hybrid emphasising nostalgia over euphoria, and is often offered at a discount at your local dispensary
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Oct 6, 2015 13:21
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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Puppy Galaxy I ope I get you for secret santa. I always have assorted snack cakes stashed around here. There might just be one in the couch with your name on it.
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Oct 6, 2015 13:48
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- Puppy Galaxy
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Hmm. I was stoned when I originally posted this thread. I was drunk last night when I posted about how I still want one. Now I am stone cold sober and honestly? I don't want one at all.
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Oct 6, 2015 14:03
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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fine, mittens it is, mittens for everyone
more tastycakes for me. You will be high again, and you can't eat mittens
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Oct 6, 2015 14:05
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- Scaly Haylie
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man, gently caress zebra cakes. oatmeal cream pie is where it's at.
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Oct 6, 2015 15:42
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- Puppy Galaxy
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You will be high again, and you can't eat mittens
this is a good loving point
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Oct 6, 2015 15:58
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corn, corn, corn
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is there something stopping you from having one now?
besides living in a class society where the luxurious and decadent aristocracy hordes all zebra cakes
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Oct 7, 2015 10:36
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corn, corn, corn
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*puppy galaxy approaches lavish palace on knees*
PUPPY GALAXY: please sir.... just one crumb in your infinite generosity will do
SUMPTUOUSLY LOUNGING NOBLE, SPRAWLED UPON A BED OF VELVETEEN CUSHIONS, BEING FED ZEBRA CAKES FROM THE VINE BY HIS PERSONAL SERVANTS WHILE A TRAIL OF CREAM TRICKLES FROM THE SIDE OF HIS MOUTH: Reehhhhhh... I'll allow it!
*flicks a zebra crumb off distended stomach*
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Oct 7, 2015 10:42
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is there something stopping you from having one now?
besides living in a class society where the luxurious and decadent aristocracy hordes all zebra cakes
they're bad for you
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Oct 7, 2015 14:53
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- Piso Mojado
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I don't think that's true
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Oct 7, 2015 15:56
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Are easter basket cakes just zebra cakes with colored lines?
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Oct 8, 2015 01:20
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- Thunder Moose
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they are greasy, but what kind of grease is it? nobody knows
We need our top investigators on this ASAP.
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Oct 8, 2015 02:01
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- Piso Mojado
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they are greasy, but what kind of grease is it? nobody knows
something industrial
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Oct 8, 2015 03:48
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- Thunder Moose
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Mobil high temp it is.
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Oct 9, 2015 03:12
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- Scaly Haylie
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they are greasy, but what kind of grease is it? nobody knows
zebra residue
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Oct 9, 2015 04:46
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Beanbandit?
Son of a bitch!
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ahhh, delectable, soft cake in that initial bit and then the surrounding frosting closing in, ready to just envelop you mouth with whatevr propriety oabomination
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Oct 9, 2015 05:02
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there are some "people" (and I use that term liberally) that would have you believe that little debbie products arent the loving greatest thing to eat all the time, everyday. but i can tell you'll make the right decision, op
Little Debbie products have disgusted me since I was a little kid and people have threatened me with zebra cakes.
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Oct 9, 2015 05:29
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- Piso Mojado
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Little Debbie products have disgusted me since I was a little kid and people have threatened me with zebra cakes.
they should have bullied you harder. only at rock bottom can one fully appreciate zebra cakes.
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- Theglavwen
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Frankly, I don't know anyone who likes Chinese bronzes, but I have one of the finest collections in the country.
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I don't know what a zebra cake is, but I had some black forest cake a bit ago and it was probably better.
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