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what about mad max
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2015 14:24 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 01:12 |
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the least embarassing profile is a dude in a squirrel suit
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2015 20:36 |
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mgs v is a day away
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2015 05:21 |
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I hear immortan joe is getting laid
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2015 19:10 |
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Star War Sex Parrot posted:mgsv was supposed to finally explain how BB ended up the villian in MG1, right? eh peace walker and portable ops basically covered that basically by the end of peace walker is so loving sick and tired of the cias bullshit, the kgbs bullshit, and cipher/patriots bullshit that he's like gently caress it we've got a metal gear, we've got a nuke, we're pointing this poo poo at washington so if we're attacked we start ww3 and that he's starting an outer heaven for soldiers in his pmc then a month later in ground zeroes, a possibly rogue element of cipher launches a surprise attack on mother base. phantom pain is basically looking like after spending like a decade in a coma, big boss spends time rebuilding getting his revengeance boner on and somehow getting the us to reform foxhound and then he finally gets shot by his clone son
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2015 19:27 |
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Star War Sex Parrot posted:ive got bad news for you i didn't say he died
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2015 19:34 |
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Star War Sex Parrot posted:That's not the issue fine his clone son blows him up in mg2 that's still canon
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2015 19:53 |
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Ludwig van Halen posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKgEl3Am3Io this is me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGKsGtv6Dqo
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2015 04:20 |
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2015 05:05 |
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beat the hospital mission before work, gonna leave work early if i can swing it gonna have to go back to ground zeroes and 100% it unless someone's got a save file idk
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2015 15:48 |
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bump_fn posted:otoh this is a p great new burn jimmys loving andreesen?
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2015 15:52 |
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Star War Sex Parrot posted:Venom Snake ahab* chapter 1 is titled "revenge" and you wake to a dude who tells you to call him ishmael there's a giant fire whale and you set off on your revenge quest on a whaling vessel THERE MAY BE AN ALLEGORY HERE
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2015 17:05 |
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duckfarts posted:what's the ground zeroes save do for you? bonus soldiers for mother base, costume unlocks
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2015 17:08 |
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PleasureKevin posted:also i think i'll buy MGSTPP just to support konami/kojima's ego, but i need to play MGS 1 - 4 before actually playing it here is a synopsis mgs1: nukes are bad, liquid is a moron, your new best friend is an otaku and pissed himself, nanomachines mgs2: nukes are bad, a black dude killed his soul, raiden is a psychopathic geek, memes, your otaku friend hosed his stepmother, a grown up child soldier starts his path down to being a cyborg mgs3: nukes are bad, bees, someday you'll feed on a tree frog, this is a prequel so you get a mention of your future otaku friends father, you inadvertantly start the world's longest mancrush mgs portable ops: nukes are bad, you accidentally start another child soldier down a path that turns him into a cyborg, gently caress the cia, oh and your bffs just stole your genes to clone you mgs peace walker: nukes are bad, your ex boss is now a vocaloid, fulton everything, super co op weapon human slingshot, horse, you meet your future otaku friends parents who are a cripple and a bisexual nutjob mgs4: wrapping this poo poo up. nukes are bad, your otaku friend finally loses his virginity, old men fight, nanomachines, the mancrush culminates in MOUNT SNAKEMORE
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2015 21:08 |
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also once your otaku friend loses his virginity the woman kills herself
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2015 21:14 |
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revengeance: raiden's quest for justice up until the point that he realizes that he really just likes killing people and that jack is back
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2015 21:17 |
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haveblue posted:also nanomachines son
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2015 21:18 |
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duckfarts posted:is ground zeroes worth going through or should you just skip it and dump in the save or something for mgsv it's a pretty good bridge between peace walker and v hella short though, theres only o e map, but they run a bunch of different missions on it
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2015 05:15 |
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madeupfred posted:If you record the sound of someone going to the bathroom, you can avoid being detected for being in a locked stall by playing the bathroom sounds back. do you need to develop the speaker for your walkman
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2015 05:18 |
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Notorious QIG posted:you realize that assassins creed unity wouldve been hailed as a masterpiece by critics if it didnt have so many glitches, right? i really like the 4 player coop in that game
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2015 16:41 |
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despite ac being iterative black box hell, ac3 had a graphics engine update, reworked the parkour into a much smoother experience, and added naval combat ac4 probably a whole lot less change in gameplay mechanics than ac3 did
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2015 17:04 |
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Star War Sex Parrot posted:ac3 was busted garbage. not gonna disagree that the story sucked and the inexplicable need for a frontier tabletop game simulator was weird it basically ended up as a giant incohesive mess, though there were son really great additions and mechanic revisions.
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2015 17:08 |
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duckfarts posted:cgs: just did my first real mgsv mission, boy i'm terrible at stealth, particularly when the suppressor breaks mid burst. still need to save an animal sometime you can call in suppressor and ammo refills mid mission
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2015 17:34 |
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Star War Sex Parrot posted:WBIE released a "beta patch" for Arkham Knight PC today something something first release
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2015 19:12 |
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i don't think calling in a chopper as it blasts a-ha is ever going to get old
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2015 22:45 |
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Space-Pope posted:what's your helicopter music set to? mine is this ps "\Steam\SteamApps\common\MGS_TPP\CustomSoundtrack"
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2015 05:16 |
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haveblue posted:how did it figure out when your birthday is? don't remember if you have to input that for a playstation account at the start of the game you need to tell the doctor your name, bday, and get to customize your face
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2015 15:44 |
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Liver Disaster posted:you need to research speakers to have your helicopters play a support track right? helicopter speakers, yeah gonna do the bee mission tonight guess it's gonna have to be a kill mission
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2015 16:13 |
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Liver Disaster posted:i have way over two hundred russians waiting for me at mother base, i should throw less of them in the air i want to know if it ever gets to the point like in peace walker, where people start bumping each other off the platform into the water
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2015 16:48 |
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carry on then posted:now nintendo needs to make "metroid prime: the samus aran collection" to fit in lol if you dont have this
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2015 19:17 |
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duckfarts posted:besides, snake already killed his gf nah, eva lives to a pretty old age and shows up in mgs4
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2015 14:29 |
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duckfarts posted:not who I'm talking about tho she was the mother of his children!
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2015 14:46 |
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Blackula69 posted:so what's the deal with like running a base in mgs5 not so much missions, but basically it's an oil rig you can walk and drive around on soldiers get graded in a bunch of different categories that you can assign them to support which help you recover or deliver stuff in the field intel which informs you of battlefield conditions (weather, troop movements, resources) combat which you can send to get $$$ medical which deals with recovery and is supplementary r&d r&d lets you build a bunch of items and expands your capability, like better fultons, better walkmans, better weapons etc you can buy other platforms to expand division caps and they open up for exploration as well
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2015 21:51 |
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I wonder if they brought back the tornado musket from peace walker/mgs4
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2015 21:52 |
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Salt Fish posted:I bought ground zeroes without knowing what it was and I couldn't help but notice that the totaltime to beat it was 1hr 5minutes and the credits were about 9 minutes long so the whole game was about 7x the credits length. fc4 had credits like twice as long as the game
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2015 23:47 |
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yessssssssssss managed to save all 6 prisoners on the drat tank map in a single run
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 16:53 |
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Constant Hamprince posted:you play as big boss (codename 'venom snake'), the guy solid snake is a clone of lol also ocelot basically has 3 motivations through mgs 1. loving big boss 2. destroying the patriots 3. doing 1 and 2 in the most convoluted way possible
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 17:10 |
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was it really necessary to replace your arm with your hero's clones arm? did he really need mt. snakemore
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 17:12 |
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Stymie posted:if there's anything that's better than mgs gameplay it's the lore
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 17:17 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 01:12 |
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the best part is that it exists in a single cutscene and is then never seen or referenced again in the game OJ MIST 2 THE DICK fucked around with this message at 17:32 on Sep 14, 2015 |
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