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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
what about mad max

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
the least embarassing profile is a dude in a squirrel suit

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
mgs v is a day away

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

I hear immortan joe is getting laid

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Star War Sex Parrot posted:

mgsv was supposed to finally explain how BB ended up the villian in MG1, right?

eh peace walker and portable ops basically covered that

basically by the end of peace walker is so loving sick and tired of the cias bullshit, the kgbs bullshit, and cipher/patriots bullshit that he's like gently caress it we've got a metal gear, we've got a nuke, we're pointing this poo poo at washington so if we're attacked we start ww3 and that he's starting an outer heaven for soldiers in his pmc

then a month later in ground zeroes, a possibly rogue element of cipher launches a surprise attack on mother base.


phantom pain is basically looking like after spending like a decade in a coma, big boss spends time rebuilding getting his revengeance boner on and somehow getting the us to reform foxhound and then he finally gets shot by his clone son

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Star War Sex Parrot posted:

ive got bad news for you

i didn't say he died

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Star War Sex Parrot posted:

That's not the issue

MGSV spoiler:
its not BB in the old MG games anymore. It's his "phantom" aka the player's character from mgsv
[quote="Star War Sex Parrot" post="449643593"]
That's not the issue

MGSV spoiler:
its not BB in the old MG games anymore. It's his "phantom" aka the player's character from mgsv

fine his clone son blows him up in mg2

that's still canon

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

this is me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGKsGtv6Dqo

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
beat the hospital mission before work, gonna leave work early if i can swing it

gonna have to go back to ground zeroes and 100% it unless someone's got a save file idk

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

bump_fn posted:

otoh this is a p great new burn


jimmys loving andreesen?

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

ahab*

chapter 1 is titled "revenge"

and you wake to a dude who tells you to call him ishmael

there's a giant fire whale

and you set off on your revenge quest on a whaling vessel

THERE MAY BE AN ALLEGORY HERE

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

duckfarts posted:

what's the ground zeroes save do for you?

bonus soldiers for mother base, costume unlocks

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

PleasureKevin posted:

also i think i'll buy MGS:v:TPP just to support konami/kojima's ego, but i need to play MGS 1 - 4 before actually playing it

here is a synopsis

mgs1: nukes are bad, liquid is a moron, your new best friend is an otaku and pissed himself, nanomachines

mgs2: nukes are bad, a black dude killed his soul, raiden is a psychopathic geek, memes, your otaku friend hosed his stepmother, a grown up child soldier starts his path down to being a cyborg

mgs3: nukes are bad, bees, someday you'll feed on a tree frog, this is a prequel so you get a mention of your future otaku friends father, you inadvertantly start the world's longest mancrush

mgs portable ops: nukes are bad, you accidentally start another child soldier down a path that turns him into a cyborg, gently caress the cia, oh and your bffs just stole your genes to clone you

mgs peace walker: nukes are bad, your ex boss is now a vocaloid, fulton everything, super co op weapon human slingshot, horse, you meet your future otaku friends parents who are a cripple and a bisexual nutjob

mgs4: wrapping this poo poo up. nukes are bad, your otaku friend finally loses his virginity, old men fight, nanomachines, the mancrush culminates in MOUNT SNAKEMORE

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
also once your otaku friend loses his virginity the woman kills herself

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
revengeance: raiden's quest for justice up until the point that he realizes that he really just likes killing people and that jack is back

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

haveblue posted:

also nanomachines

son

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

duckfarts posted:

is ground zeroes worth going through or should you just skip it and dump in the save or something for mgsv

it's a pretty good bridge between peace walker and v

hella short though, theres only o e map, but they run a bunch of different missions on it

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

madeupfred posted:

If you record the sound of someone going to the bathroom, you can avoid being detected for being in a locked stall by playing the bathroom sounds back.

do you need to develop the speaker for your walkman

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Notorious QIG posted:

you realize that assassins creed unity wouldve been hailed as a masterpiece by critics if it didnt have so many glitches, right?

i really like the 4 player coop in that game

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
despite ac being iterative black box hell, ac3 had a graphics engine update, reworked the parkour into a much smoother experience, and added naval combat


ac4 probably a whole lot less change in gameplay mechanics than ac3 did

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Star War Sex Parrot posted:

ac3 was busted garbage.

not gonna disagree that the story sucked and the inexplicable need for a frontier tabletop game simulator was weird

it basically ended up as a giant incohesive mess, though there were son really great additions and mechanic revisions.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

duckfarts posted:

cgs: just did my first real mgsv mission, boy i'm terrible at stealth, particularly when the suppressor breaks mid burst. still need to save an animal sometime

you can call in suppressor and ammo refills mid mission

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Star War Sex Parrot posted:

WBIE released a "beta patch" for Arkham Knight PC today

What a shitshow

something something first release

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
i don't think calling in a chopper as it blasts a-ha is ever going to get old

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Space-Pope posted:

what's your helicopter music set to? mine is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_GH6M7cUq4

ps "\Steam\SteamApps\common\MGS_TPP\CustomSoundtrack"

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

haveblue posted:

how did it figure out when your birthday is? don't remember if you have to input that for a playstation account

at the start of the game you need to tell the doctor your name, bday, and get to customize your face

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Liver Disaster posted:

you need to research speakers to have your helicopters play a support track right?
im rly looking forward to that

also i killed almost everyone on the honeybee mission, i really really want that tranq rifle, i got a B rank though

helicopter speakers, yeah

gonna do the bee mission tonight

guess it's gonna have to be a kill mission

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Liver Disaster posted:

i have way over two hundred russians waiting for me at mother base, i should throw less of them in the air

i want to know if it ever gets to the point like in peace walker, where people start bumping each other off the platform into the water

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

carry on then posted:

now nintendo needs to make "metroid prime: the samus aran collection" to fit in

lol if you dont have this

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

duckfarts posted:

besides, snake already killed his gf :smith:

nah, eva lives to a pretty old age and shows up in mgs4

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

duckfarts posted:

not who I'm talking about tho

she was the mother of his children!

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Blackula69 posted:

so what's the deal with like running a base in mgs5

is it like assassin's creed style where you can do missions to upgrade your hq or whatever?

not so much missions, but basically it's an oil rig you can walk and drive around on

soldiers get graded in a bunch of different categories that you can assign them to

support which help you recover or deliver stuff in the field

intel which informs you of battlefield conditions (weather, troop movements, resources)

combat which you can send to get $$$

medical which deals with recovery and is supplementary r&d

r&d lets you build a bunch of items and expands your capability, like better fultons, better walkmans, better weapons etc


you can buy other platforms to expand division caps and they open up for exploration as well

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
I wonder if they brought back the tornado musket from peace walker/mgs4

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Salt Fish posted:

I bought ground zeroes without knowing what it was and I couldn't help but notice that the totaltime to beat it was 1hr 5minutes and the credits were about 9 minutes long so the whole game was about 7x the credits length.

fc4 had credits like twice as long as the game

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
yessssssssssss managed to save all 6 prisoners on the drat tank map in a single run

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Constant Hamprince posted:

you play as big boss (codename 'venom snake'), the guy solid snake is a clone of

lol

also

ocelot basically has 3 motivations through mgs

1. loving big boss
2. destroying the patriots
3. doing 1 and 2 in the most convoluted way possible

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
was it really necessary to replace your arm with your hero's clones arm?


did he really need mt. snakemore

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Stymie posted:

if there's anything that's better than mgs gameplay it's the lore

and you better like the lore because there's orders of magnitude more lore than gameplay

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

the best part is that it exists in a single cutscene and is then never seen or referenced again in the game

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK fucked around with this message at 17:32 on Sep 14, 2015

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