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duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

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played a bit of towerfall, it's neat and p arcade like with the pac man portals, now just need to play it with friends instead of alone like a weirdo


waiting for my mgsv code to come in; instead of putting the code in the box here, I have to do some dumb web form with gigglebyte that requires a national ID number and wait 5-7 :(

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duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

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Soiled Meat
look at that




the worst snipe

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

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euro trucker: verge nova crisis lookin good

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Jul 2, 2010

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ahmeni posted:

cruel and unusual punishment to :australia:
feel the pain of your missing files

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

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ahmeni posted:

what if this is all part of his amputation fetish :ohdear:

DVDs have holes in them

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

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only beat mgs1 and 3, played 2 up until fat dude on skates, hope there's nothing else i need to know going in

also picked up titan souls on the cheap from humble devolver sale - its kinda neat though the way it feels is you're either getting your poo poo pushed in or you've just one-shotted the boss with no in between

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

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Improbable Lobster posted:

peace walker took place between 3 and 5. snake built an army, there was a spy working for the patriots, snake built a netal gear that the spy tried to steal, there was some poo poo with someone trying to build an ai replica of the boss from mgs3

ok, thanks, i'm sure this may or may not be helpful in being ashamed of my words and deeds



im still mad at the fat dude on skates
didn't know i had to use lethal ammo to knock him down, also i can't skate

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

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Mad Wack posted:

what is this shadowrun boston thing on steam, it looks identical to the stuff being made by harebrained

now ya dekkahs can hack from hahvid yahd

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

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Cold on a Cob posted:

i'm reading it's thoroughly :mediocre: 7/10 level stuff but not outright garbage vOv

i'd be happy with "cool enough" for most games coming out now

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

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hubris.height posted:

what i should do is playthrough mgs 3

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Jul 2, 2010

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PleasureKevin posted:

so about kimmel poking fun at YouTube/twitch

he is getting death threats now

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZJHhM5uKlg

this is wonderful and not at all surprising

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Jul 2, 2010

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ayn rand hand job posted:

beat the hospital mission before work, gonna leave work early if i can swing it

gonna have to go back to ground zeroes and 100% it unless someone's got a save file idk

what's the ground zeroes save do for you?

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

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cgs: :butt: :allears:

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Stymie posted:

mario sunshine owns

twin snakes was the mgs1 remake that used terrible mgs2 gameplay and even worse cutscenes, right?

was still cool

only the pc version is haraam

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

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read some of the ToS for mgsv when starting it up earlier

it's horrifying that they had to put in a thing about "prostituting children is not allowed"

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Jul 2, 2010

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ayn rand hand job posted:

mgs4: wrapping this poo poo up. nukes are bad, your otaku friend finally loses his virginity, old men fight, nanomachines, the mancrush culminates in MOUNT SNAKEMORE

ok, will def need to go back and play this one at some point then

madeupfred posted:

If you record the sound of someone going to the bathroom, you can avoid being detected for being in a locked stall by playing the bathroom sounds back.

my kind of game

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Jul 2, 2010

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angry_keebler posted:

also it's kind of a bummer the shooting is so good in v because you're not allowed to use any of the guns, but then i guess you don't get to fire any guns outside of boss fights in the other games anyway

this is what made me ragequit mgs2 when I was trying to play through it tranq'ing all the bosses and then got to the fat dude on skates i won't shut up about

over time i learned to just play games and stop agonizing over stupid poo poo like s-rank perfect no kill turbo runs on hard mode or whatever

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Jul 2, 2010

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Tangra posted:

PS4 people, does it not connect to the servers and forces you to play offline?

the pc version told me it had network problems last night and couldn't use online features something something so maybe it's a server issue

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

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is ground zeroes worth going through or should you just skip it and dump in the save or something for mgsv

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Jul 2, 2010

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SmokaDustbowl posted:

dude that whale was loving awesome

yeah, wasn't expecting that though i guess it makes sense with the names







what am i saying, nothing makes sense, this is mgs

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Jul 2, 2010

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Liver Disaster posted:

just do it enough to get kojima, so main run plus 'intel operative exttraction'
he has some nice stats

i dont' have gz, so i guess i'll just grab a save to use

no idea what the stats things are yet

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

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SynthOrange posted:

Oh my god. :negative:

Got home, MGSV still had 5 hours to go. Updates were queued that required a restart so I paused the dl and restarted the computer.

When Steam restarted again the dl progress was 0% and remaining time: 1 day 8 hours. :cry:

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

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cgs: just did my first real mgsv mission, boy i'm terrible at stealth, particularly when the suppressor breaks mid burst. still need to save an animal sometime

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

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Soiled Meat

trailer for this owns

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

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for a good time shoot ocelot in the head with the tranq a few times

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Jul 2, 2010

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0_EWr2GJ5A

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Jul 2, 2010

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A Yolo Wizard posted:

what goons actually made this game

everdraed mad eht etrailer, dunno who made the game or how it turned out or whatever

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

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SynthOrange posted:

Oh my loving god

this fuckin game

haveblue posted:

how did it figure out when your birthday is? don't remember if you have to input that for a playstation account

you enter it at a point in the opening of the game

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

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cgs: dog get

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Granbar posted:

why am I not playing mgsv .... aaaa stuck at my gfs house with nothing but a MBA and a 3DS. well, animal crossing suiting needs as always. love that game.

cheers.

they have dogs, but they won't kill for you 2/5

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

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bump_fn posted:

oh no i had to kill a guy I'm so upset

*murders hundreds*

the best tomb raider was uncharted 2 cause at least there the final boss calls you out on it and says "dude how many people have you fuckin murdered".

all i remember from the end of that one is my brother trying to beat it on hard and listening to DRAAAAKE DRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKEEEEE constantly for like two hours

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Jul 2, 2010

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Beast of Bourbon posted:

i rly want quiet to be snakes gf irl

I wish my girlfriend was quiet

[AUDIENCE LAUGHTER]

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

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besides, snake already killed his gf :smith:

duckfarts
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ayn rand hand job posted:

nah, eva lives to a pretty old age and shows up in mgs4

not who I'm talking about tho

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

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would / would / would

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Jul 2, 2010

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SynthOrange posted:

Oh man I didnt know it was a real thing.

fuckin pigs

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

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cgs: behind on mgsv, need to do bee misison next, played a bunch of payday 2 and hotline miami and big bank missions were fun and the sniper rifles and locomotive own

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

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gj

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Jul 2, 2010

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Beast of Bourbon posted:

how come some of my side missions are White with a Checkbox, others are Gray with a checkbox and some aren't done yet?

Like I get grey check boxes are ones I've done before. unchecked I haven't done before.

WTF is the white ones with check boxes that have the "new" dot next to them?



doesn't grey mean you're in the wrong operating area for it

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Jul 2, 2010

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carry on then posted:

ugh this bee mission, how much does the prisoner help you? because the relay base is extremely unforgiving of any mistakes and if i'm spotted i just reset to checkpoint because the alternative is waiting for an hour for everything to reset basically to the checkpoint anyway

just did bee mission, got my first A rank which was cool whooooo and also i can make my horse post on command

i got away with a lot even though i went to the base during the day; i charged in during a sandstorm and took out like 5 guys or so then hid in the toilet and was able to sneak past later without getting noticed. also the dot sight for the level 2 rifle makes you a killing machine

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