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haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Cyberbird posted:

kojima is, game is not.

as evidenced by revengeance being the best metal gear game

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haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



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Awia posted:

phone posting supremacy

phone posting has autocorrect, you have to put real effort into typing that badly

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



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Panty Saluter posted:

all im doing is raising the enemies levels and not have anything to counter

p. sure soul levels don't work like that and enemy strength is by area alone

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



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Blackula69 posted:

nobody cares, why can't you all just accept the status quo because it's perfectly fine. now let me shove this female torso into some gears to open a door

the best part of god of war 3 is how the camera fearfully pans away from this five minutes after it gleefully zooms in on hercules' face being punched concave

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



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the resident evil part of that video :ughh:

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



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I'd buy fury road on blu-ray over the game

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



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Squeezy Farm posted:

*sees a bunch of Yosposters ordering a licensed game from a stolen cd key site*



who flipped this image, it really bothers me

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



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Star War Sex Parrot posted:

mgsv was supposed to finally explain how BB ended up the villian in MG1, right?

not officially but everyone expects this now, especially with the base invasion mechanic

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



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the only spoiler that should be posted is the reason quiet is mostly naked which is lol forever

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



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I played a video game, and I liked it

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



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this video is great

want a mean tweets gaming edition

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



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eternal darkness is a good game

e: had a bad experience with ground zeroes so wasn't going to get V immediately but with the way everyone's fellating it I may have to

haveblue fucked around with this message at 17:26 on Sep 1, 2015

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



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Liver Disaster posted:

i thought there was supposed to be a 20gb install after you started but if there was i never saw it, the game gets you in just as fast as it can
kojima's name is there after every single mission so far #blessed

how long the install takes is variable, if you were lucky it took you longer to beat the initial content than the install time remaining so the rest of the game is there before you need it

early current-gen games were really bad at this, more than a few would have a load screen suddenly pop up without warning when you got too far ahead. like you're walking down a random nondescript hallway and bam, load screen

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



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then yes you played with the new camera, the original mgs3 had the same fixed/rails camera that 1 and 2 did

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



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ayn rand hand job posted:

revengeance: raiden's quest for justice up until the point that he realizes that he really just likes killing people and that jack is back

also nanomachines

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



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Blackula69 posted:

i got a sniper rifle before i left for work this am so idk what that's for yet

...shooting people a really long way off?

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



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bought fury road on blu-ray, by the time I get tired of that and TTK the game should be discounted

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



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maybe if we tell him to get aids even harder he'll stop making fun of us on national television

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



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that's weird, all ipads should be able to run all iphone apps

unless konami wrote it to disable itself on non-mini ipads which would be stupid

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



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how did it figure out when your birthday is? don't remember if you have to input that for a playstation account

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



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stand on zanzibar land

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



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gonna get the collection since the ps3 is in a box, haven't played 2 and 3 in years, and haven't played 1 since it came out eight years ago

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



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tangentially related to games: the speakers in my 5.1 systems are dying and amazon has thousands and no idea what to look for or avoid beyond basic size and bare wire connectors. advice?

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



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words deeds etc

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



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I'd like mgsv more if the shakeycam didn't make me want to barf :/

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



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hey did we ever figure out whether the human head transplant guy was an mgsv marketing stunt or not

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



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Lightbulb Out posted:

go to the camera options and turn shakey cam off

I did, it still shakes when a cinematic takes control of it

I got as far as hiding under a bed in the hospital and watching some guy get shot before I had to turn it off

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



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you could buy a last gen console and a copy of the original game with instruments for a fraction of that

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



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went back to kerbs after saying I'd wait for the 1.1/remotetech update

got a ship into moho orbit and a lander down to the surface, but on the way up it ran out of gas so the pilot bailed out and took the science with him. he made it to orbit but then he too ran out of gas while on the way back to the ship. just spent the last 20 minutes try to bump the ship's hatch into him so he can get a grab prompt when I switch over, but the ship doesn't have rcs so all I have is the main engine and torque

I don't have the time or patience I used to so I'm going to cheat him a few extra drops of rcs and pretend he discovered an emergency backup tank

then he gets to sit in solar orbit for a couple of years because there isn't enough fuel left to get home from moho anyway

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



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agreed, the only good racing games either have guns on the cars or hovercrafts going at 500mph

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



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Kuvo posted:

counterpoint: burnout 2

touche

but that's more of a crashing game than a racing game

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



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not true, gunsmith bounties start tomorrow, the campaign can be replayed for extra rewards to try out the quest system, there's a good chance of some public event no one's discovered yet

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



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yes, although you'll need both earlier expansions too

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



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Panty Saluter posted:

i don't have a problem with wanting naked women in your game. just be honest and own your creepiness. "there are naked women in this game because i like naked women"

ah, the itagaki school of game design

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



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only play silent hill 2

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



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having a prisoner re-capture himself as a penalty for taking too long is pure bullshit though. also the checkpointing is supposedly terrible in all missions

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



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nolanbot sounds like a less assholish 343gs

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
how many bitcoins

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



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bump_fn posted:

I'm the conspicuous absence of what the game will actually look like

or did they actually invent magic holograms that everyone can see

I expect this to be basically ingress with pokemon

hololens is pretty close to what's shown in the video though

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haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



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bump_fn posted:

doesn't hollowness need to be tethered to a computer tho

also true, I mean just in terms of "3d stuff in the real world"

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