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SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures
Kanye is too bipolar to be president imo.

I'd like to see Master P run. He's a successful businessman, and he could finally get C-Murda a pardon (for murder). Can you imagine what an elite group of no-limit soldiers could do if we deployed them? Our problems in the middle east would be over.

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skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

dethkon posted:

Kanye is too bipolar to be president imo.

I'd like to see Master P run. He's a successful businessman, and he could finally get C-Murda a pardon (for murder). Can you imagine what an elite group of no-limit soldiers could do if we deployed them? Our problems in the middle east would be over.

They would immediately surrender to a column of gold-plated tanks.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!
Chuck D for president, Flava Flav for Vice President so he can yell out "yeah boy" during the state of the (black) Union address.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

President Rhymefest imo

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
KRS-One/Ventura 2020

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures

skaboomizzy posted:

They would immediately surrender to a column of gold-plated tanks.

You bout it bout it

Aliquid posted:

President Rhymefest imo

Lol I don't think so. You must be from Chicago, then? Best hope for Ye 2020 to throw him a cabinet position, like Secretary of Education, or at least a few more beats for his next album.

UrbicaMortis
Feb 16, 2012

Hmm, how shall I post today?

Kanye picks up a key endorsement:

http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/kanye-for-president-obama-offers-tips/ar-AAfkCDN?li=AA9SkIr

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

hell why not

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Nathilus posted:

I've got nothing against kanye but he needs to learn to keep the hubris under control or it will destroy him.

agreed, he needs to start with a state legislative bid, work his way up to governor or congress, then start looking at presidential runs

Full Battle Rattle
Aug 29, 2009

As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.

paranoid randroid posted:

agreed, he needs to start with a state legislative bid, work his way up to governor or congress, then start looking at presidential runs

real talk, could he win California governor?

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Full Battle Rattle posted:

real talk, could he win California governor?

well if inevitable future governor gavin newsome gets recalled and produces a hideous shitshow of midgets, pornstars, and legitimate freaks shooting for the title, its a definite maybe.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

dethkon posted:

Lol I don't think so. You must be from Chicago, then? Best hope for Ye 2020 to throw him a cabinet position, like Secretary of Education, or at least a few more beats for his next album.

le sigh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhFW2dK_sxk

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

paranoid randroid posted:

agreed, he needs to start with a state legislative bid, work his way up to governor or congress, then start looking at presidential runs

Word. Really good post.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!




:allears:

Man I can't wait to hear the poo poo Obama is gonna talk once he's done as President. The dude is legit funny as hell.

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 233 days!

Thump! posted:

:allears:

Man I can't wait to hear the poo poo Obama is gonna talk once he's done as President. The dude is legit funny as hell.

Trollbama is going to be the best ex-President.

Full Battle Rattle
Aug 29, 2009

As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.
Obama's first book out of office is already on the must read list, and quite frankly has been since day one of his presidency

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Fish Cant Hold Gun posted:

I've spent years defending this is classrooms and position papers. Literally going "off-script" was the morally right thing to do, since to do otherwise would be to legitimize the ongoing terrible response of the administration to the tragedy.

In his autobiography George Bush cited Kayne's comment and accusations of racism in general post-Katrina as being the worst moment of his presidency, which is just one more crazy thing he said as the president who presided over 9/11.

Truly a teleological suspension of the ethical

yogizh
Oct 12, 2015
Dumb Helicopter Joke Enthusiast

SedanChair posted:

KRS-One/Ventura 2020

KRS-One - first really black president.

Hal_2005
Feb 23, 2007

dethkon posted:

Kanye is too bipolar to be president imo.


Nah he's perfect. Look at how people flock to Corbyn and Chavez. The dumber the policy, the more excited radicals become. Kanye will likely pull a Trump, or try to wedge himself into the AFPAC caucus as a bridge voter to a Hillary (3rd time/re-election) ticket.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lindsay Lohan said today that she is also running:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/entertainthis/2015/10/17/-lindsay-lohan-president-2020/74133114/

quote:

"The first thing I would like to do as president of :911: is take care of all of the children suffering in the world. #queenELIZABETH showed me how by having me in her country."

It begins

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!




And so it does. We're another day closer to President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


When does Mansbridge bring out the holograms

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!
Eek Canpol is leaking

comingafteryouall
Aug 2, 2011


alright bitches lets get some Super PACS formed and get this poo poo started.

comingafteryouall has issued a correction as of 06:37 on Nov 9, 2016

Olga Gurlukovich
Nov 13, 2016

i want to know about the people who are shipping trump/kanye. i just want to know.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Thump! posted:

And so it does. We're another day closer to President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.

He was a pretty good president considering the circumstances.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

SOME PIG posted:

Kanye is too bipolar to be president imo.
this guy called it over a year in advance

gently caress kanye, his rapping sucks and he would have voted for trump if he bothered to vote. The Rock, on the other hand

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Gonna laugh when egg shell fragile sanity is 2020s sexual assault. Presodent elect kanye claims victory and declares self made of glass

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



President kanye refusing to sign poo poo today until his live-in kabbalah guru can prove his existence

KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006


can't wait for The Rock to successfully primary Donald Trump and give him The People's Elbow

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:

President kanye refusing to sign poo poo today until his live-in kabbalah guru can prove his existence

lmao

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


kanye won't remember he said that in like ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh probably already

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

blamegame posted:

i want to know about the people who are shipping trump/kanye. i just want to know.

Come hither my african american

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The_Rob posted:

Death grips loving sucks.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
all shall wear the shoes

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
So wait, is Kanye going to run as a democrat or is he going to primary challenge Trump as a republican? This is a serious question in American politics in tyool 2016.

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
President Kanye samples Emporer Nero playing the fiddle on his new track "America is Burning And We're All Going To Die pt. 1"

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Trump proceeds to play 2004 Kanye at their first debate, and Kanye has a meltdown.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

The Nastier Nate posted:

So wait, is Kanye going to run as a democrat or is he going to primary challenge Trump as a republican? This is a serious question in American politics in tyool 2016.

He's going to run for the Green Party

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A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

The Nastier Nate posted:

So wait, is Kanye going to run as a democrat or is he going to primary challenge Trump as a republican? This is a serious question in American politics in tyool 2016.
In either case, his opponent in the general better be another musician.

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