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Noxville posted:Out of interest, what's a Maoist bicycle? It's a bicycle.
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And Corbyn did, in fact, respond to the Maoist bicycles in his conference speech.
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Mukip posted:Okay then. Unless Corbyn explicitly responds to the claim that he rides a Maoist bicycle by categorically denying it then it's notable that he hasn't done so. loving a dead pig is far more believable that a bike having political leanings.
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Zohar posted:And Corbyn did, in fact, respond to the Maoist bicycles in his conference speech. Cameron responded to the pig loving allegation during a speech too, but apparently it doesn't count as a "real" denial because he didn't literally say "I did not gently caress a pig". Whereas an indirect denial from Corbyn is okay.
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Mukip posted:He showed it up for buffoonery, but never went so far as to actually say "I do not ride a Maoist bicycle". Why would he need to? Its not like they are alleging he tools about in a Red Army tank. As you like comparisons, do you think riding a bike is better or worse than a proven action ( for we know JC rides a bike) or burning a fifty pound note in front of a homeless person, or trashing small local restaurants(both of these activities documented and revelled in by Bullingdon club)?
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Trickjaw posted:Why would he need to? Its not like they are alleging he tools about in a Red Army tank. As you like comparisons, do you think riding a bike is better or worse than a proven action ( for we know JC rides a bike) or burning a fifty pound note in front of a homeless person, or trashing small local restaurants(both of these activities documented and revelled in by Bullingdon club)? He doesn't need to. That's the point.
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Gonzo McFee posted:loving a dead pig is far more believable that a bike having political leanings.
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I wonder if I can get my guitar registered as a member of the labour party if I can convince them it's socialist enough.
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Mukip posted:Cameron responded to the pig loving allegation during a speech too, but apparently it doesn't count as a "real" denial because he didn't literally say "I did not gently caress a pig". Whereas an indirect denial from Corbyn is okay. He said he stood by downing streets denials, which were not made you daft prick. He hosed a dead pig. It doesn't even matter if he did or not because he for loving certain burned a £50 note in front of a homeless person to get into the bollockton club and the fact that doesn't cause any outrage is enough to justify everything he gets from now until the end of time. David Cameron hosed a dead pig.
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MrFlibble posted:David Cameron hosed a dead pig. Jeremy Corbyn rides a Maoist bicycle.
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Mukip posted:Cameron responded to the pig loving allegation during a speech too, but apparently it doesn't count as a "real" denial because he didn't literally say "I did not gently caress a pig". Whereas an indirect denial from Corbyn is okay. He, rightly, made fun of the allegation for being a nonsense statement even on its own merit. David Cameron loving a dead pig is not in the same category of claims, because loving a dead pig is a thing that can happen whereas riding a Maoist bike is not. Hope that clears things up.
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Gonzo McFee posted:NHS is loving amazing news: My Surgery went well and I am now cancer free for the time being! That's excellent news, congratulations.
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OwlFancier posted:I wonder if I can get my guitar registered as a member of the labour party if I can convince them it's socialist enough. Noxville posted:Out of interest, what's a Maoist bicycle?
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Mukip posted:Jeremy Corbyn rides a Maoist bicycle. What's a Maoist bicylce? Clarification on this point would really help me decide whether it's better or worse than loving a dead pig's head.
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Mukip posted:He doesn't need to. That's the point. He is the leader of the fifth richest nation and he doesn't have to refute claims the he thought it was spiffing to be abusive to those below his social standing, engaged in boorish/disgusting behaviour, knew of tax dodging because it fuelled party coffers, and broke the law with class A drugs? Are you Gideon?
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 But a Maoist bicycle doesn't even make logical sense! On the subject of pig loving,
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Mukip posted:
Do you need someone to draw you a picture?
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No real point in responding to Mukip, dude is very obviously dodging posts explaining why this is different than "jeremy corbyn rides a bicycle, bicycles are maoist"
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Trickjaw posted:He is the leader of the fifth richest nation and he doesn't have to refute claims the he thought it was spiffing to be abusive to those below his social standing, engaged in boorish/disgusting behaviour, knew of tax dodging because it fuelled party coffers, and broke the law with class A drugs? I said Jeremy Corbyn doesn't need to explicitly deny an allegation as stupid as the one that he rides a Maoist bicycle. Try again.
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David Cameron has ruled out making reparations for Britain's role in the historic slave trade and urged Caribbean countries to "move on". The prime minister acknowledged that "these wounds run very deep" during his visit to Jamaica, where he faced calls to apologise from campaigners. He said Britain's role in wiping slavery "off the face of our planet" should be remembered. Addressing MPs in Jamaica's parliament, Mr Cameron said slavery was "abhorrent in all its forms". He added: "I do hope that, as friends who have gone through so much together since those darkest of times, we can move on from this painful legacy and continue to build for the future." http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-34401412
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Gonzo McFee posted:NHS is loving amazing news: My Surgery went well and I am now cancer free for the time being! Hey, 'gratz on kicking the Bigs K, brother! Tomorrow thread title chat that I'm late for - my vote is for the charcuterie one. That's ace.
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Could my bicycle be Maoist? It's a fairly battered cheapo hybrid. I haven't noticed it forcing anyone into labour camps but it's spent most of this year in the shed and it could be up to anything in there.
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Mukip posted:I said Jeremy Corbyn doesn't need to explicitly deny an allegation as stupid as the one that he rides a Maoist bicycle. Try again. I'd rather not. You are being wilfully obtuse.
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Trickjaw posted:Are you Gideon?  e:fixed for hotlinking. tooterfish fucked around with this message at 21:18 on Sep 30, 2015 |
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Sep 30, 2015 21:15
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Mukip posted:Jeremy Corbyn rides a Maoist bicycle. Guess which of these two things will be posted in the UKMT from now until the end of the necroporkers reign as chief piggly? Heres a hint: Its the one that involves David Cameron putting his penis inside the severed head of a pig that was resting on another mans lap and simulating sex with it as either part of some clubs initiation or a sex party of some sort, being an act that constitutes necrophilia and bestiality in the common understanding of the words, if not the full definition
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Trickjaw posted:I'd rather not. You are being wilfully obtuse. You're the one trying to change the subject.
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I think the question is, does Boris Johnson ride a Fascist or a Maoist bicycle
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JFairfax posted:Britain's role in wiping slavery "off the face of our planet" *tugs collar*
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Guavanaut posted:Does it kill fascists? I can't play it but it's quite heavy so it might if I hit them with it hard enough. Not sure how my dad would feel about that though if he were still here.
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Mukip posted:I said Jeremy Corbyn doesn't need to explicitly deny an allegation as stupid as the one that he rides a Maoist bicycle. Try again. Maoist bicycles don't exist (it's just a bike). If the allegation was that David Cameron put his penis in a unicorn I would see your point but as it is they really aren't comparable.
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Renfield posted:I think the question is, does Boris Johnson ride a Fascist or a Maoist bicycle an Eton Cycle
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MrFlibble posted:Guess which of these two things will be posted in the UKMT from now until the end of the necroporkers reign as chief piggly? until conclusive evidence is presented to the contrary I think it is also entirely reasonable, and consistent with what we already know about Tories, to assume that the "pig" was in fact a piglet, and below the age of consent. We can thus add paedophilia to the list.
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hookerbot 5000 posted:Maoist bicycles don't exist (it's just a bike). If the allegation was that David Cameron put his penis in a unicorn I would see your point but as it is they really aren't comparable. UKMT October: If the allegation was that David Cameron put his penis in a unicorn
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What if it was a Maoist unicorn?
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David Cameron hosed an imperialist pig.
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Party Boat posted:What if it was a Maoist unicorn?
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hookerbot 5000 posted:Maoist bicycles don't exist (it's just a bike). If the allegation was that David Cameron put his penis in a unicorn I would see your point but as it is they really aren't comparable. i mean.... i'd believe it if you told me he had hosed a unicorn. Rich bastards get everything served up on a platter.
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hookerbot 5000 posted:Maoist bicycles don't exist (it's just a bike). If the allegation was that David Cameron put his penis in a unicorn I would see your point but as it is they really aren't comparable. Based on the guy's av, if anyone's an authority on putting their penis in a unicorn it's Mukip.
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Zohar posted:David Cameron hosed an imperialist pig. Those allegations about Rebekka Brooks have no base in reality !
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MrFlibble posted:He said he stood by downing streets denials, which were not made you daft prick. He hosed a dead pig. "Riding a Maoist bicycle" isn't an allegation. It's barely even a coherent sentence. "David Cameron hosed a dead pig" on the other hand is an allegation. It alleges specific, arguably reprehensible conduct. Edit: never mind I should have read further down the thread, the unicorn guy said it better Hieronymous Alloy fucked around with this message at 21:26 on Sep 30, 2015 |
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