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Hieronymous Alloy posted:"Riding a Maoist bicycle" isn't an allegation. It's barely even a coherent sentence. I know. But every post I make talking to this dude/tte/maoist bike is another post I get to type David Cameron hosed a dead pig into. I could copy and paste David Cameron hosed a dead pig into my posts but I type it every time. It makes my day a little brighter. Come to the UK, our prime minister porked a piggy.
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I'd say the big difference is that the book about Cameron involved months of research and interviews with his fellow MP's, friends and associates and the Corbyn bike thing is desperate journalists throwing out any old poo poo and hoping it sticks. Also Cameron isn't suing because "He doesn't have the time" despite that being what lawyers are for and his own brother is a high profile lawyer who'd presumably work at mates rates for him. He hosed a pig. A dead one. In it's wee piggy gob.
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Sep 30, 2015 21:28
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Party Boat posted:What if it was a Maoist unicorn? Nah, Unicorns are all Trots.
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Sep 30, 2015 21:30
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Gonzo McFee posted:I'd say the big difference is that the book about Cameron involved months of research and interviews with his fellow MP's, friends and associates and the Corbyn bike thing is desperate journalists throwing out any old poo poo and hoping it sticks. I read an article about how he might not be suing because parts of the book are true - and maybe they can be verified. So hes in a bind over calling out the lies and making the rest look like truth or calling it all out and maybe being ousted for the drug using. If that's true then its bloody brilliant.
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Sep 30, 2015 21:31
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*awkwardly forces flaccid, shy weiner into the cold maw of a dead pig, in the vain hope that this will win me the begrudging acceptance (but never the respect) of the drunk arseholes around me who are egging me on and calling me a tosser*
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Sep 30, 2015 21:31
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I will in the future expect Jeremy Corbyn to issue a statement explicitly denying every claim the media make about him (but only so long as it's literally possible for him to have done it! because D&D goons are obtuse jerks), and if he fails to deny whatever it is on any given day then that is "notable".
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Sep 30, 2015 21:31
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If Corbyn rides a Maoist bicycle, so does BoJo. Hell, BoJo's are much more Maoist, they're communal after all.
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Sep 30, 2015 21:32
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Mukip posted:I will in the future expect Jeremy Corbyn to issue a statement explicitly denying every claim made about him (but only so long as it's literally possible for him to have done it! because D&D goons are disingenuous jerks). David Cameron slammed his sausage into porky pig
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Sep 30, 2015 21:32
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We aren't disingenuous, we all think Cameron hosed a dead pig. We're very up front about this. It says as much on the door. UKMT: Cameron hosed a pig.
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Sep 30, 2015 21:32
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Mukip posted:I will in the future expect Jeremy Corbyn to issue a statement explicitly denying every claim made about him (but only so long as it's literally possible for him to have done it! because D&D goons are disingenuous jerks). Go for it  No one here is stopping you from doing that.David Cameron (still) hosed a dead pig (probably)
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Sep 30, 2015 21:33
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Why is no-one able to answer my Maoist bicycle question? 
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Sep 30, 2015 21:34
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Mukip posted:I will in the future expect Jeremy Corbyn to issue a statement explicitly denying every claim the media make about him (but only so long as it's literally possible for him to have done it! because D&D goons are obtuse jerks), and if he fails to deny whatever it is on any given day then that is "notable". You are Rupert Murdoch and I claim my five pounds.
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Sep 30, 2015 21:35
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Mukip posted:because D&D goons are disingenuous Mukip posted:because D&D goons are obtuse
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Sep 30, 2015 21:38
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Gonzo McFee posted:NHS is loving amazing news: My Surgery went well and I am now cancer free for the time being! Congrats Gonzo, great news.
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Sep 30, 2015 21:39
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Is this a Maoist bicycle?
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Sep 30, 2015 21:40
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Mukip posted:I will in the future expect Jeremy Corbyn to issue a statement explicitly denying every claim the media make about him (but only so long as it's literally possible for him to have done it! because D&D goons are obtuse jerks), and if he fails to deny whatever it is on any given day then that is "notable". You picked the dumbest example because so what if Corbyn rides moaist bikes it's not like we live in a Pixar film where every time no humans are around it comes to life and starts massively flawed agricultural plans that result in famine. Where as David Cameron loving a dead pig is a big deal because it turns out that the prime minister is exactly the type of person who can be goaded into loving a literal dead pig.
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Sep 30, 2015 21:42
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Noxville posted:Out of interest, what's a Maoist bicycle? One where the wheels are supposed to be in continuous revolution but actually stop after just the one, pitching you over the handle bars and killing millions.
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Sep 30, 2015 21:43
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Gonzo McFee posted:NHS is loving amazing news: My Surgery went well and I am now cancer free for the time being! Aah this is cool, congrats dude.
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Sep 30, 2015 21:44
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big scary monsters posted:One where the wheels are supposed to be in continuous revolution but actually stop after just the one, pitching you over the handle bars and killing millions. loving 
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Sep 30, 2015 21:45
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Gonzo McFee posted:Where as David Cameron loving a dead pig is a big deal because it turns out that the prime minister is exactly the type of person who can be goaded into loving a literal dead pig. Jeremy Corbyn is exactly the sort of person who would be a Maoist.
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big scary monsters posted:One where the wheels are supposed to be in continuous revolution but actually stop after just the one, pitching you over the handle bars and killing millions. Gah I was trying to think of a permanent revolution joke but couldn't come up with one.
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Sep 30, 2015 21:45
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Mukip posted:Jeremy Corbyn is exactly the sort of person who would be a Maoist. We can only hope.
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Sep 30, 2015 21:46
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I see the thread hasn't touched the fact that McDonnell had Corbyn's son working in his office and has now appointed him Chief of Staff. Because you know, Corybn's principled stand on not giving his children a privileged upbringing by sending them to a comprehensive is totally consistent with him getting his mate to give them a job in parliament.
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Sep 30, 2015 21:47
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The thing that's going to drag on Cameron isn't the fact he allegedly may or may not have hosed a dead pig. It's that everyone heard about the news and instantly thought "yeah, that's something I could believe he did at university".
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Sep 30, 2015 21:50
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Alchenar posted:I see the thread hasn't touched the fact that McDonnell had Corbyn's son working in his office and has now appointed him Chief of Staff. I had no idea you were party to John McDonnell's appointments process. The access this thread has eh?
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Sep 30, 2015 21:50
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Alchenar posted:I see the thread hasn't touched the fact that McDonnell had Corbyn's son working in his office and has now appointed him Chief of Staff. yeah but David Cameron hosed a dead pig.
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Sep 30, 2015 21:50
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big scary monsters posted:One where the wheels are supposed to be in continuous revolution but actually stop after just the one, pitching you over the handle bars and killing millions.  Has anyone managed to make a decent Corbs smiley yet?
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Sep 30, 2015 21:52
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The pig is the only dangerous weapon in the whole book, there's no "what's actually important here is..." despite what any commenter is saying. He's not suing so the story can go away quicker. There's really only two other things that have been picked up as far as I can tell. He did drugs at uni (obviously no-one cares) and that he knew about Ashcroft's non-dom status earlier than he said. The non-Dom thing is undoubtably true in my book, and we all recognise it as a classic Tory scum move. But most people just don't care, it's chattering classes stuff. People vote for the tories knowing full well that sort of back-scratching hush hush stuff goes on. They're just not that outraged by it, it's not what gets their motor running. I've seen journalists acting like its the Real Story here. All that will happen is a front bencher getting some tough questions on Newsnight about it then it'll get forgotten about as we all move on. What will not be forgotten about it Cameron loving a dead pig.
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Sep 30, 2015 21:52
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Mukip posted:Jeremy Corbyn is exactly the sort of person who would be a Maoist. Also did you come to a thread that is basically D&D's communist Motherbase and try to rile people up by calling Big Jezza Corbae a communist lmao
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Sep 30, 2015 21:53
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Oberleutnant posted:yeah but David Cameron hosed a dead pig. Pictured. (Pig out of shot). 
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Sep 30, 2015 21:53
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Gonzo McFee posted:Also did you come to a thread that is basically D&D's communist Motherbase and try to rile people up by calling Big Jezza Corbae a communist lmao Why isn't it the UK Communist Megathread then?
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Sep 30, 2015 21:57
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I do have to feel sorry for Corbae, though. I imagine that he's reminiscing at night about the halcyon days of Gordon Brown's cabinet unity. 
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Sep 30, 2015 21:58
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Alchenar posted:I see the thread hasn't touched the fact that McDonnell had Corbyn's son working in his office and has now appointed him Chief of Staff. I didn't know this, thanks for sharing.
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Sep 30, 2015 21:59
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Mukip posted:Why isn't it the UK Communist Megathread then? That's what the k stands for.
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Sep 30, 2015 21:59
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Mukip posted:Why isn't it the UK Communist Megathread then? Because communism is for everyone.
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Sep 30, 2015 22:00
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Mukip posted:Why isn't it the UK Communist Megathread then? We don't have a quota system and it's not our fault if rightwing posters start blithering on about the political views of bicycles.
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Sep 30, 2015 22:01
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Gonzo McFee posted:That's what the k stands for. Then what does the U stand for.
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Sep 30, 2015 22:01
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Mukip posted:Then what does the U stand for. Whatever the party has decided it should recently.
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Sep 30, 2015 22:02
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Mukip posted:Then what does the U stand for. United, what did you think it was going to be?  e: Ignore splitters.
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Mukip posted:I'd assume that is because they want to suggest that it's too stupid to even respond to, and unless there's some evidence then it really is. They aren't going to fall into the trap of letting the newspapers print the headline "PM denies loving a pig". Can't understand why the press didn't go with that headline anyway. If he's going to be sneaky and pretend he denied something the press might as well be disingenuous and take him at his word. He'd then have to deny denying he hosed a dead pig, which would be even worse.
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