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breadshaped
Apr 1, 2010


Soiled Meat
Liz Kendall saying "we can't simply solve this with a soundbite" while stamping on a migrant face - forever.

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team overhead smash
Sep 2, 2006

Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

You have to keep in mind that Corbyn's involvement is generally seen to have shifted the nature of the debate leftwards. If they weren't trying to compete with him then they'd be a fair bit more rightward but he's proven the balance of power lies in the left.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

The balance of power lies in my bladder and the knowledge of which local Labour council candidates have a mail slot with no box behind it

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Tesseraction posted:

The balance of power lies in my bladder and the knowledge of which local Labour council candidates have a mail slot with no box behind it

Lmao if your babby bladder can't fill a mail box to overflowing. Just lol.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

My bladder is right weird. Seriously some days a 330ml can's worth of piss has me bursting and some days I can piss enough to fill a bucket.

paige 3 bladderchat

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

I live for the day I can piss exactly 568ml of wee so I can down someone's pint and replace it before they even notice it.


The downside of this plan is me willingly drinking Fosters.

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

Tesseraction posted:

I live for the day I can piss exactly 568ml of wee so I can down someone's pint and replace it before they even notice it.


The downside of this plan is me willingly drinking Fosters.

You'd technically be doing them a favour, if that helps.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
How do you plan to produce the head?

wait no forget i asked :barf:

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

So what is even the deal with the Deputy Leader position? How much power and independence do they actually have? I've been procrastinating in looking into all the candidates, but with Caroline Flint setting out her 'I will have a strong madate to DESTROY CORBYN' stall it's making me wonder how many others will be actively hostile to a leftward move, and if they'll be able to do anything about it

Vitamin P
Nov 19, 2013

Truth is game rigging is more difficult than it looks pls stay ded
Is the deputy leader the Chancellor by default or is that just how it's been presented?

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

KKKlean Energy posted:

How do you plan to produce the head?

wait no forget i asked :barf:

never had fosters from a pub? poo poo's flatter than water

Vitamin P posted:

Is the deputy leader the Chancellor by default or is that just how it's been presented?

It's not a formal position. Hence why the Tories don't have one. Gideon just looks like one because he and Cameron are joined at the dick.

TheHoodedClaw
Jul 26, 2008

Vitamin P posted:

Is the deputy leader the Chancellor by default or is that just how it's been presented?

That's be the Shadow Chancellor, usually. Deputy leader is a role that is a bit ill-defined.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
I think it's a traditional heir apparent role. (Shadow/Chancellor, that is).

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Also I would guess Corbyn may either solidify the position or at least rely on it more given his hardon for democracy.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
I am really looking foward to the mask slipping and Corbae enacting a stalinist purge of the Party :getin:

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Guavanaut posted:

UKMT September 2015: They See Me Corbyn, They Hatin'

Good job.

Vitamin P
Nov 19, 2013

Truth is game rigging is more difficult than it looks pls stay ded
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/sep/01/elizabeth-monarch-queen

The gap between her maj' passing and the goblin family taking over will be the best chance in a generation to get rid of these parasites imo, and it definitely will not happen.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
A Polly Toynbee article that I broadly agree with? What is happening.

Lord of the Llamas
Jul 9, 2002

EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH
Well, Blair used the deputy leader role (i.e. Prescott) as a diplomatic bridge to the left of the party. Before that it did seem to be more an heir apparent roll as the previous deputies seemed to have had more import jobs alongside.

Edit: gently caress Roy Jenkins and the SDP forever.

kapparomeo
Apr 19, 2011

Some say his extreme-right links are clearly known, even in the fascist capitalist imperialist Murdochist press...

big scary monsters posted:

A Polly Toynbee article that I broadly agree with? What is happening.

Funnily enough I agree with her too - Kate Middleton is indeed a lot better-looking than Polly Toynbee. At least Kate's not a "brood mare" this time, which is the usual bit of rancid bile slung at her from these egalitarian progressive democrats.

The other point of the article complaining about the New Elizabethan lack of 'resonance' is irrelevant nonsense anyway because these things will only ever be seen in historical retrospect when we've had time to reflect on them. What's it even meant to prove? Does the Queen need to personally inspire every building ever commissioned to justify herself? Should presidents across the world resign in shame and republics be abolished in acrimony because the Kingdom of Dubai has a taller skyscraper?

Her stuck-up snobby sneer at the Royals' lack of "culture" is ridiculous too - weren't we scorning pretentious pounces like Johnathan Jones preening at how cultured they were just a few pages back?

All that said though, I envy Polly. Sometimes I wish that I was a republican. Royal mentioned in the news -> copy-paste the exact same article I've had published 100 times before -> file -> collect my paycheque. It'd be the easiest gig ever.

kapparomeo fucked around with this message at 21:08 on Sep 1, 2015

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!

kapparomeo posted:

Funnily enough I agree with her too - Kate Middleton is indeed a lot better-looking than Polly Toynbee. At least she's not a "brood mare" this time, which is the usual but of rancid bile slung at her from these egalitarian progressive democrats.

Y'know, sometimes I wish that I was a republican. Royal mentioned in the news -> copy-paste the exact same article I've had published 100 times before -> file -> collect my paycheque. It'd be the easiest gig ever.

I'm not sure it would necessarily be easier than your current vocation of parroting generic right wing talking points. You're probably not paid for this one, mind.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Being fair all of Polly Toynbee articles are copy pastes of previous ones that a sub-editor has to update to seem relevant.

gently caress I mean she's only rich/famous because of lineage too so her whining about the royals is a massive hoot.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


A speech given by Chuka Umunna to Policy Network in which he boldly repeats the words "Social Democracy" (while apparently failing to understand that social democracy & the democratic socialism promised in the Labour Party constitution aren't actually the same thing), triangulates a lot and then most relevantly, "we must accept the result of our contest when it comes and support our new leader "

He manages to say very little, repeats "markets" as if it was the name of his chosen deity, but I thought this was mildly interesting seeing as he's meant to be one of the new intellectual leaders of the Labour right along with some public school boy called Tristram. But the most noteworthy thing about it all to me is that he might resist throwing a hissy fit over the party membership rejecting Blairite dogma for a few months at least, and the fact he thinks driverless cars will be commonplace within the next decade.

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

kapparomeo posted:

Funnily enough I agree with her too - Kate Middleton is indeed a lot better-looking than Polly Toynbee. At least she's not a "brood mare" this time, which is the usual but of rancid bile slung at her from these egalitarian progressive democrats.
drat, this is a really poo poo gimmick.

quote:

Sometimes I wish that I was a royalist. Royal mentioned in the news -> copy-paste the exact same article I've had published 100 times before -> file -> collect my paycheque. It'd be the easiest gig ever.
Agreed. Royal 'experts' are the worst.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

forkboy84 posted:

But the most noteworthy thing about it all to me is that he might resist throwing a hissy fit over the party membership rejecting Blairite dogma for a few months at least, and the fact he thinks driverless cars will be commonplace within the next decade.

Yeah right I'll believe it when I see it. If he's quiet it's only because he's plotting, can't trust the man any further than you can throw him.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

kapparomeo posted:

Funnily enough I agree with her too - Kate Middleton is indeed a lot better-looking than Polly Toynbee. At least she's not a "brood mare" this time, which is the usual but of rancid bile slung at her from these egalitarian progressive democrats.

Finally! The 'progressive' left has stopped criticising the regressive roles of women in the royal family, and is back to some good honest leering at the m'ladys. Phwoar!

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

forkboy84 posted:

some public school boy called Tristram

What really gets me is that Tristram Hunt (the rhyming slang writes itself really) studied the works of Engels and Lenin in order to write a book documenting the evolution of Engelist Marxism to Stalinism via Leninism and comes to the academic conclusion (from studying original documents by Lenin in Russia) that Marxism and Engel's socialist path were not to blame for the crimes of the Soviet Union.







He then decided Blairism rules gently caress yeah!!! and become a shithead. But then with a name like his I guess his non-shithead days were working on borrowed time.

KOGAHAZAN!!
Apr 29, 2013

a miserable failure as a person

an incredible success as a magical murder spider

OwlFancier posted:

Yeah right I'll believe it when I see it. If he's quiet it's only because he's plotting, can't trust the man any further than you can throw him.

If Chuka's promising to respect the result of the leadership contest, I'd take that as a sign that he's managed to fix it for Kendall.

team overhead smash
Sep 2, 2006

Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

Just got an email from Cooper. Apparently I should vote for her because one six-person focus group and one seven person focus group thought that she was best.

quote:

Hi Team Overhead Smash,

Research just released shows Yvette is the candidate who can win for Labour in 2020, defeat the Tories and stand up for those who need a Labour Government.

BBC Newsnight and Ipsos MORI, the social research company, last week conducted in-depth interviews with ex-Labour voters in marginal constituencies. People were asked the key question - “who of the leadership candidates would persuade you to vote Labour?”.

The verdict was loud and clear - Yvette Cooper. This matters because to win a General Election, and to change Britain, Labour has to convince exactly these people - those who’ve voted Labour before, but didn’t last time. And Labour needs to win otherwise we can't change anything and we will let people down.

Watch a clip of the BBC show now by clicking this link or the image below to see for yourself, then share it on Facebook to let others know:

Watch Newsnight video here

An election-winning Labour Party led by Yvette would be able to deliver real and radical change to people’s lives. Together we can end child poverty, stand up against injustice, introduce free universal childcare, double investment in science, create two million more manufacturing jobs and build a fairer and more equal country.

That’s why a Labour Government, and electing a leader who can deliver one, matters so much. With this information coming to light, it’s even clearer now that Yvette alone is that leader, and so can help those people that need a Labour Government most.

Thanks,
Yvette for Labour Team

P.S: Voters interviewed said Yvette was “positive” and “addressing the issues of working class people”. To see what else they said, click here: http://www.yvetteforlabour.co.uk/newsnightvideo

team overhead smash fucked around with this message at 21:16 on Sep 1, 2015

Zeppelin Insanity
Oct 28, 2009

Wahnsinn
Einfach
Wahnsinn
https://www.gov.uk/government/news/financial-red-tape-targeted-in-new-review

Those poor British businesses being kept down by the anti money laundering regulation.

It's all worded very "we need to increase effectiveness", but it annoys me. I work in Compliance, and UK's AML regulation is actually really good. In fact, nearly everything the Financial Conduct Authority does is really loving good (in case anyone is wondering they they didn't do much to stop the 2008 financial crisis: they didn't exist back then). The only problem is that a lot of the regulation is not followed, as the fines are still too small so it's still more profitable for banks that don't care about reputation to just not bother.

The fines have been increasing rapidly lately, though. Good thing George Osborne is on the case! http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-07-17/fca-s-wheatley-to-quit-osborne-seeks-different-leader

Lord of the Llamas
Jul 9, 2002

EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH

Zeppelin Insanity posted:

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/financial-red-tape-targeted-in-new-review

Those poor British businesses being kept down by the anti money laundering regulation.

It's all worded very "we need to increase effectiveness", but it annoys me. I work in Compliance, and UK's AML regulation is actually really good. In fact, nearly everything the Financial Conduct Authority does is really loving good (in case anyone is wondering they they didn't do much to stop the 2008 financial crisis: they didn't exist back then). The only problem is that a lot of the regulation is not followed, as the fines are still too small so it's still more profitable for banks that don't care about reputation to just not bother.

The fines have been increasing rapidly lately, though. Good thing George Osborne is on the case! http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-07-17/fca-s-wheatley-to-quit-osborne-seeks-different-leader

It's a bit disingenuous to say the FCA didn't exist - it's mostly just a subset of what was the FSA. That being said, regulation is only ever as good as the political will behind it and most career regulators (i.e. the people who don''t spend a few years working there to jump ship to a lucrative private sector job) will be the first people to admit the shortcomings and problems light touch regulation has caused.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Lord of the Llamas posted:

It's a bit disingenuous to say the FCA didn't exist - it's mostly just a subset of what was the FSA.

So might as well not have existed for all it could do.

Renfield
Feb 29, 2008

kapparomeo posted:

Her stuck-up snobby sneer at the Royals' lack of "culture" is ridiculous too - weren't we scorning pretentious pounces like Johnathan Jones preening at how cultured they were just a few pages back?

I thought we were deriding him for dismissing an incredibly popular authors entire works without having read a single word of it, but don't let that get in the way of the straw-assembling.

Randyslawterhouse
Oct 11, 2012

Slake Fistcrunch posted:

I'd appreciate some bailiff advice...

Sorry I'm a bit late to the party on this one, but definitely give the Money Advice Trust a call. They're a UK charity giving advice on debt and how to deal with bailiffs is something they can definitely help with.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Zeppelin Insanity posted:

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/financial-red-tape-targeted-in-new-review

Those poor British businesses being kept down by the anti money laundering regulation.
Along with cutting police, border guards, and customs, this is all for Gideon's friends in Cartagena.

Chocolate Teapot
May 8, 2009

team overhead smash posted:

Just got an email from Cooper. Apparently I should vote for her because one six-person focus group and one seven person focus group thought that she was best.

I wonder if that token mention of the working class would even be there were it not for Corbyn.

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

Chocolate Teapot posted:

I wonder if that token mention of the working class would even be there were it not for Corbyn.

That's such an afterthought it's disgraceful.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Kegluneq posted:

That's such an afterthought it's disgraceful.
P.P.S. The working class can kiss my rear end, I've got the foreman's job at last. (Please still vote for me.)

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004

Tesseraction posted:

What really gets me is that Tristram Hunt (the rhyming slang writes itself really) studied the works of Engels and Lenin in order to write a book documenting the evolution of Engelist Marxism to Stalinism via Leninism and comes to the academic conclusion (from studying original documents by Lenin in Russia) that Marxism and Engel's socialist path were not to blame for the crimes of the Soviet Union.

Don't forget the time he crossed a picket line to deliver a lecture on it

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Pantsuit
Oct 28, 2013

I can never get over the fact that he is MP for Stoke Central. He's about as unrepresentative in terms of the local demographics that you can get.

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