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Quarterback most likely to be cut
	RG3
	Matt Cassel
	EJ Manuel
	Tim Tebow

C-Euro: Mar 20, 2010; Soiled Meat

Cruel and Unusual posted:

Yo AFC teams, Ryan Broyles is available.

What a shame, I feel like he never got a fair shake here. I haven't been paying attention to football all summer, why'd they get rid of him now?

# ? Sep 2, 2015 12:54

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 16:35

Shangri-Law School: Feb 19, 2013

C-Euro posted:

What a shame, I feel like he never got a fair shake here. I haven't been paying attention to football all summer, why'd they get rid of him now?

He asked to be cut once it was obvious he wasn't making the team.

# ? Sep 2, 2015 15:32

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Ozu posted:

The bottom of the WR roster on the Jets is coming down to who the best returner is, and that seems to be Chris Owusu, Walt Powell, and Shaq Evans at the moment. 2 of those will probably be cut as well.

Owusu and Powell should both make the team. Even if that means trading Kerley. I also don't get the infatuation with Quincy Enunwa. He's about as meh as it gets.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 14:46

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

mcmagic posted:

Owusu and Powell should both make the team. Even if that means trading Kerley. I also don't get the infatuation with Quincy Enunwa. He's about as meh as it gets.

Enunwa is an H-back conversion and can block well; with our shitheap at TE he sort of has to have a place unless they trade for a TE. I really like Walt Powell. I also like Kerley but reading the tea leaves it looks like Chan doesn't think he fits the offence so if you can get some value for him, great.

Really though no one should be sweating the bottom roster guys too much. Couple years ago everyone was up in arms about cutting Ryan Spadola and he ended up amounting to zip.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 15:01

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Ozu posted:

Enunwa is an H-back conversion and can block well; with our shitheap at TE he sort of has to have a place unless they trade for a TE. I really like Walt Powell. I also like Kerley but reading the tea leaves it looks like Chan doesn't think he fits the offence so if you can get some value for him, great.

Really though no one should be sweating the bottom roster guys too much. Couple years ago everyone was up in arms about cutting Ryan Spadola and he ended up amounting to zip.

Owusu is better than that though. He's been a standout all of camp and in the games he's gotten into and Powell has been a great returner. I think they both make impacts on the season.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 15:08

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

mcmagic posted:

Owusu is better than that though. He's been a standout all of camp and in the games he's gotten into and Powell has been a great returner. I think they both make impacts on the season.

Owusu always looked great in camp and preseason for the Bucs but did nothing in actual games.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 15:43

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

Darnell Dockett is getting cut by the 49ers.
Steve Weatherford is getting cut by the Giants.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 16:06

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Eagles cut John Moffit and Kip Smith.

I'll miss Kip's knuckleball FG attempts but we all knew he was getting cut. I feel real bad for Moffit though. He was close to making a comeback after being out of the league for a few years, but just isn't good enough. Hope he catches on somewhere else.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 16:14

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

Ozu posted:

Steve Weatherford is getting cut by the Giants.

The gently caress? We don't have any punters waiting in the wings

# ? Sep 4, 2015 16:28

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Was Weatherford the "motherfucking Super Bowl" guy?

# ? Sep 4, 2015 16:30

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

Spoeank posted:

Was Weatherford the "motherfucking Super Bowl" guy?

# ? Sep 4, 2015 16:34

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

Febreeze posted:

The gently caress? We don't have any punters waiting in the wings

Going for every 4th down attempt.

Eli to OBJ 50+ yards on 4th. If it gets picked, it's just like a punt anyway

# ? Sep 4, 2015 16:49

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

per the other thread the Giants now have a shiny new Brad Wing

Doesn't he do rugby style punting?

# ? Sep 4, 2015 16:51

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

Spoeank posted:

Was Weatherford the "motherfucking Super Bowl" guy?

Yeah

fanbase probably hates this, he was loved

# ? Sep 4, 2015 16:58

elime anning: Nov 19, 2002; Morbid Hound

Gonna miss that man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzV9_OVPjwo

Never forget :patriot:

# ? Sep 4, 2015 16:58

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

He was also the dude who taunted the Eagles about Tebow on twitter earlier this pre-season

looks pretty bad for him now

Febreeze fucked around with this message at 17:05 on Sep 4, 2015

# ? Sep 4, 2015 17:00

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

lol

@MikeGarafolo
Bills have released LB IK Enemkpali, who ... well, you know.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 17:11

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Ozu posted:

lol

@MikeGarafolo
Bills have released LB IK Enemkpali, who ... well, you know.

Rex gotta Rex.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 18:00

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

Texans cut Louis Nix III. What happened with that guy?

# ? Sep 4, 2015 18:06

Varg: Jan 13, 2007; A friendly face.

Febreeze posted:

Yeah

fanbase probably hates this, he was loved

came in here to express my sadness at this

I am sad

but his stats were going down so I dunno :shrug:

# ? Sep 4, 2015 18:17

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

wandler20 posted:

Texans cut Louis Nix III. What happened with that guy?

I had a feeling this was coming :smith:

He couldn't get healthy last season and he couldn't get out of O'Brien's doghouse this preseason

# ? Sep 4, 2015 18:21

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

axeil posted:

Eagles cut John Moffit and Kip Smith.

I'll miss Kip's knuckleball FG attempts but we all knew he was getting cut. I feel real bad for Moffit though. He was close to making a comeback after being out of the league for a few years, but just isn't good enough. Hope he catches on somewhere else.

Moffit was super cool to watch on that youtube series produced by Mikerob from the Hawks. I was kinda excited to see him on our team. He must have really stunk if he couldn't land a job backing us up given our depth.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 18:21

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

Legitimately shocking

@viccarucci
The #Bills have cut QB Matt Simms, according to an #NFL source.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 18:24

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

Tania Ganguli @taniaganguli
#Texans drafted 4 players in the third rounds of 2013 and 2014. One remains: C.J. Fiedorowicz.

Ouch

# ? Sep 4, 2015 18:26

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Athanatos posted:

Going for every 4th down attempt.

Eli to OBJ 50+ yards on 4th. If it gets picked, it's just like a punt anyway

What dumbass DB would pick it off and not knock it down

# ? Sep 4, 2015 18:29

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

Ross Angeles posted:

What dumbass DB would pick it off and not knock it down

A lot of them actually

Gotta get those stats for the next contract

Also it's basically instinct

# ? Sep 4, 2015 18:30

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

Bills cut Cyril Richardson

I wanted the Seahawks to draft him so bad

# ? Sep 4, 2015 18:58

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Niners released Joe Looney, completing the purge of the disastrous 2012 draft.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 18:58

Kibner: Oct 21, 2008; Acguy Supremacy

Intruder posted:

per the other thread the Giants now have a shiny new Brad Wing

Doesn't he do rugby style punting?

Excellent. I hope he does this again:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xT_TGuoLdmk

And, yes, he does do rugby style punting. In college, he was ridiculously good at it.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 18:58

Shangri-Law School: Feb 19, 2013

Bills cut Andre Fluellen, freeing him to sign with the Lions for literally the ninth time when one of our DTs gets injured.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 19:04

Magicpants: Sep 15, 2011; Certified Poster

Kibner posted:

Excellent. I hope he does this again:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xT_TGuoLdmk

And, yes, he does do rugby style punting. In college, he was ridiculously good at it.

this is literally the stupidest penalty i have ever seen in my entire life

# ? Sep 4, 2015 19:09

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

Magicpants posted:

this is literally the stupidest penalty i have ever seen in my entire life

He was showboating, there's no place for that. People are there to see the name on the front of the jersey, not the back

-Some rear end in a top hat

# ? Sep 4, 2015 19:15

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

In a move that's surprising to me, the Texans cut Chandler Worthy

So I guess they're either rolling with 5 WRs or keeping Keshawn Martin *shudder*

Also they currently have no returners on the roster aside from Keshawn as far as I'm aware

# ? Sep 4, 2015 20:20

kalensc: Sep 10, 2003; Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
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Ross Angeles posted:

What dumbass DB would pick it off and not knock it down

Did these two get drafted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkpDz8YyVD8

# ? Sep 4, 2015 20:54

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

Intruder posted:

In a move that's surprising to me, the Texans cut Chandler Worthy

So I guess they're either rolling with 5 WRs or keeping Keshawn Martin *shudder*

Also they currently have no returners on the roster aside from Keshawn as far as I'm aware

lol people getting mad in the brady thread?

# ? Sep 4, 2015 20:56

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg: Oct 4, 2004; ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

Barkley getting traded to the Cards. We're gonna be inundated with Tebow bullshit this year, aren't we?

:ughh:

# ? Sep 4, 2015 21:08

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

What is it with the Cardinals and lovely USC QBs

# ? Sep 4, 2015 21:10

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Ozu posted:

lol

@MikeGarafolo
Bills have released LB IK Enemkpali, who ... well, you know.

Apparently he managed to get 2 penalties for lining up offsides yesterday.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 21:12

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

gently caress OFF ATLANTA

# ? Sep 4, 2015 21:15

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 16:35

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

Spoeank posted:

gently caress OFF ATLANTA

Fuckers ruined football.

Bills need Rex so he can join the other Rex and start a band called Sex Ax

# ? Sep 4, 2015 21:16

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