Congratulations, the rest of you made the team! Except you, you and you.

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Quarterback most likely to be cut
	RG3
	Matt Cassel
	EJ Manuel
	Tim Tebow

No Safe Word: Feb 26, 2005

Spoeank posted:

gently caress OFF ATLANTA

YOU MONSTERS

# ? Sep 4, 2015 21:17

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 23:18

Tavarin: May 10, 2003; I am definitely a madman with a box

Spoeank posted:

gently caress OFF ATLANTA

Karma will strike the Falcons down due to their heresy.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 21:21

Coldforge: Oct 29, 2002; I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Niners cut Kendall Hunter

Stay healthy in Oakland/Dallas, Kendall! Good luck.

On the brighter side, Niners also cut Craig Dahl.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 21:25

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

We better be rolling with 2 QB's this year, because if TJ Yates is still on this loving roster over Rex Grossman, I'm going to punch TD in his stupid loving face.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 21:30

Coldforge: Oct 29, 2002; I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Chilichimp posted:

We better be rolling with 2 QB's this year, because if TJ Yates is still on this loving roster over Rex Grossman, I'm going to punch TD in his stupid loving face.

Yates got cut, too.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 21:31

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

Yates has won a playoff game :colbert:

(against Andy Dalton :shobon:

)

# ? Sep 4, 2015 21:33

Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

Intruder posted:

Yates has won a playoff game

(against Andy Dalton )

The lowest of bars

# ? Sep 4, 2015 21:34

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Coldforge posted:

Yates got cut, too.

Tradin' away a decent depth/weak starter in Akeem Dent really paid off, I see.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 21:41

JPrime: Jul 4, 2007; tales of derring-do, bad ~~and good~~ luck tales!; College Slice

Ross Angeles posted:

What dumbass DB would pick it off and not knock it down

something something marlon mccree

# ? Sep 4, 2015 21:47

Kurgarra Queen: Jun 11, 2008; GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS

Benne posted:

Bills cut Cyril Richardson

I wanted the Seahawks to draft him so bad

I was happy when we drafted a guard.
Then he turned out to be pretty bad. He was our day-one starter at left guard last year, just to give you an idea of the turnover at guard in just one year.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 22:04

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

Coldforge posted:

Niners cut Kendall Hunter

Stay healthy in Oakland/Dallas, Kendall! Good luck.

On the brighter side, Niners also cut Craig Dahl.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 22:09

Coldforge: Oct 29, 2002; I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

warcrimes posted:

Yes, please do sign Craig Dahl, Raiders.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 22:10

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

JPrime posted:

something something marlon mccree

gently caress YOU

# ? Sep 4, 2015 22:13

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

Fiz was right the whole time. The Falcons are a poo poo stain on the underwear of the NFL

# ? Sep 4, 2015 22:24

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Febreeze posted:

Fiz was right the whole time. The Falcons are a poo poo stain on the underwear of the NFL

To be fair, the entire division is 4 different types of bodily fluid nestled in the undergarments of the NFL.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 22:32

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Josh Freeman has been cut by the Dolphins.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 22:42

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

God his career went to poo poo in a hurry

# ? Sep 4, 2015 23:00

JPrime: Jul 4, 2007; tales of derring-do, bad ~~and good~~ luck tales!; College Slice

Ross Angeles posted:

gently caress YOU

sorry dude, I had to. It was right there. :glomp:

# ? Sep 4, 2015 23:21

GNU Order: Feb 28, 2011; That's a paddlin'

Looks at Mason Foster

Looks at Jon Bostic

https://twitter.com/djdurkin/status/639951328698048512

Congrats, Jon

*Goes to shake his hand, he overshoots the handshake and ends up three feet past your outstretched hand*

# ? Sep 5, 2015 01:25

Tavarin: May 10, 2003; I am definitely a madman with a box

GNU Order posted:

Looks at Mason Foster

Looks at Jon Bostic

https://twitter.com/djdurkin/status/639951328698048512

Congrats, Jon

*Goes to shake his hand, he overshoots the handshake and ends up three feet past your outstretched hand*

There are still at least another 13 cuts to make, Bostic could still be gone.

# ? Sep 5, 2015 02:59

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

turbin released by seahawks

that they didn't cut their rb3 is curious because christine michael suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks

i get that turbin has a pretty serious injury, but with lynch and jackson he is still a solid rb3

# ? Sep 5, 2015 04:02

Roasted Donut: Aug 24, 2007; NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!

congrats detroit dogg, roosevelt nix was such a bad asson special teams he managed to crack the steelers 53.

also of surprise it seems like tyler murphy and anthony chickillo have both made it as well. I'm assuming we're grabbing a corner off of waivers from someone because both BW Webb and Kevin Fogg got cut so idk

# ? Sep 5, 2015 04:25

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

TubeStank posted:

turbin released by seahawks

that they didn't cut their rb3 is curious because christine michael suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks

i get that turbin has a pretty serious injury, but with lynch and jackson he is still a solid rb3

Not technically released, he's been waived/injured so he'll go on IR if nobody claims him

Still, with FJax in town Michael is a goner either way

# ? Sep 5, 2015 04:59

Zifnab: Aug 21, 2005; Hope Springs Eternal

TubeStank posted:

turbin released by seahawks

that they didn't cut their rb3 is curious because christine michael suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks

i get that turbin has a pretty serious injury, but with lynch and jackson he is still a solid rb3

Rumor is they are trying to trade Michael.

I'm assuming for like a can of beans or something?

# ? Sep 5, 2015 05:03

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Spoeank posted:

gently caress OFF ATLANTA

BASTARDS

# ? Sep 5, 2015 05:15

Dramatika: Aug 1, 2002; THE BANK IS OPEN

Texans cut Kourtnei Brown :smith:

He was cool on Hard Knocks and made some big plays in the preseason, I was hoping he'd make it

# ? Sep 5, 2015 05:35

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

Dramatika posted:

Texans cut Kourtnei Brown

He was cool on Hard Knocks and made some big plays in the preseason, I was hoping he'd make it

He got yelled at by Vrabel for loving up in practice on the reg so I'm not too surprised

# ? Sep 5, 2015 05:38

Lessail: Apr 1, 2011; tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again

p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

gently caress the eagles for cutting boyko

# ? Sep 5, 2015 05:44

Roasted Donut: Aug 24, 2007; NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!

give me turbin on the steelers any drat day

# ? Sep 5, 2015 06:09

windshipper: Jun 19, 2006; Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

I liked Turbin a lot, for no real big reason. I just liked him.

# ? Sep 5, 2015 07:50

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

Countdown to him going to the Pats...

@AdamSchefter
Giants released FB Henry Hynoski.

# ? Sep 5, 2015 15:00

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

giants cut james jones

ted, i would consider Bringing Him Home

# ? Sep 5, 2015 15:41

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Ozu posted:

Countdown to him going to the Pats...

@AdamSchefter
Giants released FB Henry Hynoski.

That'd make some sense with Develin's broken leg. They've already brought in a few for tryouts.

# ? Sep 5, 2015 16:35

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

dang

Matt Flynn ‏@mflynn3 8m8 minutes ago
Thanks for the opportunity #nyjets, but it looks like I am headed back home to Louisiana.. Looking forward to what's next!

e: Josh Johnson was also cut, only one healthy backup right now

Vertical Lime fucked around with this message at 16:50 on Sep 5, 2015

# ? Sep 5, 2015 16:44

ArgaWarga: Apr 8, 2005; dare to fail gloriously

https://twitter.com/WindyCGridiron/status/640181158869757952

# ? Sep 5, 2015 16:54

RumbleFish: Dec 20, 2007

Holy poo poo, the Panthers actually cut Brenton Bersin. I'm sure he'll clear waivers and land on the practice squad, but I'll take him not being on the active roster.

# ? Sep 5, 2015 16:59

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

RumbleFish posted:

Holy poo poo, the Panthers actually cut Brenton Bersin. I'm sure he'll clear waivers and land on the practice squad, but I'll take him not being on the active roster.

And Marcus Lucas so I'm not sure wtf is going on.

They kept wegher so maybe they're just gonna run the ball 60 times a game this year.

# ? Sep 5, 2015 16:59

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

packers cuts are coming in

looks like crockett will be rb3, which i really like

blackman made the cut as a rookie te

perillo, noted fat te, got cut

# ? Sep 5, 2015 17:02

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

TIM TEBOW MIGHT BE CUT :siren:

http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/2015/9/5/9265463/eagles-cuts-2015-tim-tebow-chip-kelly-quarterback-offenisve-line-matt-barkley-trade

quote:

The Philadelphia Eagles might not be keeping Tim Tebow after all, according to a report from Howard Eskin.

Howard Eskin
✔
@howardeskin

I'm getting many indications Tim Tebow is among the cuts by #eagles. Chip Kelly looking for QB and possible OL help.

# ? Sep 5, 2015 17:08

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 23:18

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

gently caress you eagles

how could you

how....could you

# ? Sep 5, 2015 17:18

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