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Sometimes old people get confused giving directions. They'll tell you what something used to be 20 years ago as if you were a local, though if you were a local you'd likely not need directions at all.

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Old: You wanna head down past the old pharmacy, take a left and go down past the old oak tree.

Me: I don't see a pharmacy.

Old: just go past it.

Me: All I see is a sex shop.

Old: Watch your mouth, rude boy...

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Every time a guy asks me for directions, he's by himself. One can only assume the married guys are too proud to look dumb in front of their wives, but their wives already know they're dumb so idgi.

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There's an old SNL sketch called "What's the Best Way" and I can't find it online anywhere, but it's hilarious. Here's the transcript.

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/92/92ibestway.phtml

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mSuuOUFBR9

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gps tech has made navigating boston ten times easier, but it's still easier to just take the T everywhere

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