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I bet a long of fagg*t honkeys are going to look at the thread title and immediately wonder "bwuh it isn't even black history month?? and where is WHITE history month?!". Newflash, retard, first of all, black history exists in months that aren't February. Surprised? Blame the American educational system and the systemic and deeprooted racism that minimalizes minority contributions to history, economics, politics, etc. Too many big words for you, cracker? Maybe take my advice for a change: sit down, shut up, read and educate yourself. Not my job to explain to you. This thread is for celebrating Black People History. What is Black History you may ask? Basically, in a nutshell, its the BET of history - made for and by blacks. "What did blacks ever accomplish that I don't already know about?" asks the stupid Yuppie gently caress. Well that's what I'm here to explain and its time to educate yourself. Basically, blacks have accomplished numerous important things throughout history and are really top level when it comes to contributing to the world in general. Don't believe me? Maybe take a look at the following list of the top five blacks in history and educate yourself, cracker. Without further ado, here's a few talking points: top five historical Black people. DISCLAIMER this list is mine and mine alone, feel free to make your own list with only Blacks on it[ as this is the Black person history thread 5. Franz Fanon  Franz Fanon is a political theorist and philosopher who succinctly and accurately described the psychological aftereffects of colonization on the peoples unfortunate enough to have endured it. With a beautiful blend of psychopathology melded with Marxist economic/historical analysis, Fanon was able to draw new lines in the discourse of his day on very important topics. Fanon's works are timeless and still describe the manner through which the exploitative nature of colonialism necessarily warps the minds of the inflicted. The questions posed by Fanon are not always easy ones for those of the oppressor class to confront, and his writings are often difficult not in the academic sense but in the moral sense for some to come to terms with. Overall, however, I think it is vital to read this author in order to immerse oneself in the necessary philosophical vocabulary of postcolonial African, and indeed, worldwide, discourse. 4. Lebron James  Some of the greatest stats of all times. Countless dominating performances. Part of one of the greatest NBA teams of all time. Still years to go. Lebron has accomplished so much and will still win rings. Is he the GOAT? That's up for debate, but he hasn't finished just yet. Honkey fags are scared of his virile, animalistic ability to impose himself as both an athlete and a sex symbol amongst white women. Does that stop him? I don't think so. With a domineering performance in Amy Schumer, the Zionists, film Trainwreck, Lebron has proved that descendants of the dark continent can excel in MULTIPLE fields. Bet you didn't think that was possible, huh Klan Member? 3. Barack Obama  Affordable Care Act. Gonna keep eating your McDonalds, and buying crap food that you don't even cook at home from Walmart? Guess you're going to have clogged arteries, cracker. Guess who is paying for that? Because of the kindness of this man, the federal government. It is proven fact that black people are born more athletic, and thus more able to keep in shape, than White People. Another genetic disadvantage for the lowly, innefectual whites. Guess that's why Conservative Pussy Bitches like guns so much, huh? Scared, Potter? 2. Michael Jordan  With roughly 69 rings and more bitches than he can count, Michael Jordan has done it all. Remember Space Jam? Classic childrens film. Whats more, the man played golf and baseball as well. Pretty incredible right? Widely considered one of the savviest businessmen of his time as well as one of the greatest athletes ever, "MJ" is remembered fondly. Will he forever be the greatest basketball player in the history of the National Basketball Association? Not if #4 on our list has anything to say about it  1. George Washington Carver  Invented peanut butter. Soccer moms, bet you didn't know that, did you you gentrifying honkey sl*ts? What do you think? Any additions, subtractions, hell even multiplications are welcome and I would love to discuss your lists in the future. Leave your thoughts on who the greatest blacks of all time are, and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Thanks and goodnight.
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george washington carver was a pioneering agroscientist who invented many agricultural products made from peanuts (and other crops!) in an attempt to boost crop prices and and provide black (and white!) farmers with a better income, but he did Not invent peanut butter
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Popular Thug Drink posted:george washington carver was a pioneering agroscientist who invented many agricultural products made from peanuts (and other crops!) in an attempt to boost crop prices and and provide black (and white!) farmers with a better income, but he did Not invent peanut butter George Washington Carver 100% invented Peanut Butter and it's absolutely revisionist to suggest otherwise.
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tbp posted:George Washington Carver 100% invented Peanut Butter and it's absolutely revisionist to suggest otherwise. you are a fraud and a scoundrel
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It's good to see you recognizing both Michael and Lebron, they've both had to tackle a lot of the same problems and overcome much of the same obstacles to become champions. For instance, did you know that Larry Bird has publicly called each of them the n-word? Probably not, because that's the type of thing that gets brushed under the rug in the name of reconciliation. But IMHO its important to shine a light on these things before the healing process can start. Barvo fucked around with this message at 06:12 on Sep 2, 2015 |
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Jordan and Bird were so on the downlow with each other that it's a miracle games between the respective teams of each didn't devolve into sweaty 69s on the court. But it was also kind of hot, in that tank top, brown shorts, and tall white socks with red stripes 1980s athletic gay porn way.
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Popular Thug Drink posted:george washington carver was a pioneering agroscientist who invented many agricultural products made from peanuts (and other crops!) in an attempt to boost crop prices and and provide black (and white!) farmers with a better income, but he did Not invent peanut butter It's fine because the real dude who invented peanut butter was also black (I assume)
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Parody Threads posted:It's good to see you recognizing both Michael and Lebron, they've both had to tackle a lot of the same problems and overcome much of the same obstacles to become champions. This is the shame filled tragedy of the honkey dominated history that we must endure
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Jordan proves that being a "good guy" and "hard worker" his legacy was not ruined from the copious amounts of performance enhancing drugs he took that transformed the mild mannered skinny kid from UNC into the roid-rageing monster we all knew on the chicago white sox.
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Maybe Anthony Davis gets honorary #6 on the list but Jeez Louise that unibrow!
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ReagaNOMNOMicks posted:5 men Please provide your own list, honkey.
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tbp posted:Please provide your own list, honkey. 1 Rosa Parks That's all i've got.
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Popular Thug Drink posted:george washington carver was a pioneering agroscientist who invented many agricultural products made from peanuts (and other crops!) in an attempt to boost crop prices and and provide black (and white!) farmers with a better income, but he did Not invent peanut butter Peanuts (N'goobahs) were brought from Africa by enslaved Africans, as extreme economy class snack food. Also the banjo.
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Mansa Musa, Chaka Zulu, Huey Newton, Bill Clinton
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ReagaNOMNOMicks posted:1 Rosa Parks Gotta give it to you, that's a pretty great Black. She's accomplished a lot, such as refusing to move to the back of the bus, thus fighting for rights for all Bl*ck people in America.
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Essentially, for those of you that don't know the story, this is what the Rosa Parks event would be like if it happened today: Racist Fag Honkey: Ma'am, move to the back of the bus where you have to sit Rosa Parks: Ain't nobody got time for dat!
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you're becoming my favorite poster very fast tbp
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 Ronald Reagan: Our first Black President
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The first black president was Barack Obama.
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Percy Julian One of the most important chemists of all time. Claudette Colvin The young woman who gave Rosa Parks the idea. Dr. Charles Drew Inventor of large scale blood donation and transfusion.
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malcolm
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Exclamation Marx posted:malcolm yeah why isn't malcolm gladwell on that list?
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How about the Olmecs, Moses, Beethoven, Jesus (debatable, but still), and the ancient Egyptians (pre-Greek/Arab invasion)?
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Narciss posted:How about the Olmecs, Moses, Beethoven, Jesus (debatable, but still), and the ancient Egyptians (pre-Greek/Arab invasion)? Several of those are white honkeys.
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tbp posted:Please provide your own list, honkey. Michelle LaVaughn Obama
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Idris is too street for Bond, true or false OP? Asking for a rich, well connected friend.
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tbp posted:The first black president was Barack Obama. technically by the one drop rule, it was massive sperglord thomas jefferson
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Popular Thug Drink posted:technically by the one drop rule, it was massive sperglord thomas jefferson I don't think the "drop" counts if it goes in that direction
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Also it was way more than one
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Thomas Jefferson's family still regularly files lawsuits against blacks trying to claim Jefferson's gold.
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t.jeff would have creamed himself over bitcoins
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 Our Lord and Savior Jesus Motherfuckin Christ.
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The Shortest Path posted:
i pwnd this guy in CivIV lol
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The Shortest Path posted:Our Lord and Savior Jesus Motherfuckin Christ.  Is this guy considered black as well?
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Was Jesus black? Who knows. I'm not religious anyway.
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stranger danger posted:yeah why isn't malcolm gladwell on that list? He's referring to Malcolm X, one of the more powerful black people of the past few decades.
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chief keef
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James Baldwin, activist, writer and ~jackpot winner~, doesn't get enough love.
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Colonel Tye was a loyalist who fought slavers for his freedom. He was a badass. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colonel_Tye
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