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Doctor, to patient: You're gonna need a lot of pills... To fix your posting.
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Sep 2, 2015 22:49
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I've got a friend getting heavily into pills and it scares me. |
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Sep 2, 2015 22:49
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i put the pills in my rear end to kill the fear. rear end pill strength keeps the devil away. |
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Sep 2, 2015 22:50
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[Handing my best friend a pill, little does he know the pill is full of weed, I snicker] You're gonna be so high man. Man.... you'll be so high!
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Sep 2, 2015 22:51
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tao of lmao posted:I've got a friend getting heavily into pills and it scares me. it's actually so they can create a giant pill pile they can leap into and sink down into. it's the adult ball pit ---------------- |
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Sep 2, 2015 22:51
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I take my pills in peanut butter and hope I don't notice, it makes things more exciting and I get to pretend I'm a basset hound.
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Sep 2, 2015 22:51
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When my doctor first told me I had to take pills... I broke down. But now I'm better than ever with crack cocaine. Pharmaceuticals are a scam.
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Sep 2, 2015 22:53
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Imagine the world. Now imagine it on pills. They'd need to be large pills haha.
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Sep 2, 2015 22:54
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Always closely watch the color of your pills... Red ones can ruin your chances with those loving bitches who call themselves ladies.
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Sep 2, 2015 22:55
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Shove it up your rear end!!! ~ An angry doctor, having just received notice his wife was divorcing him, explaining how to take a suppository.
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Sep 2, 2015 22:56
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pills are over. bubblegum flavored liquid suspensions are in for fall 2015
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Sep 2, 2015 22:57
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I deceided to take the blue pill to live a safe normal life but it turned out to be candy that ruined my teeth. |
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Sep 2, 2015 22:57
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*wakka* i hate myself *wakka* no one likes me *wakka* just need to get through another day *wakka* tv's a good distraction *blOoOoOoOOP* gently caress yeah, i'm awesome, i can do anything *ten seconds later* the world isn't as colorful and i'm loving garbage ---------------- |
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Sep 2, 2015 22:57
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Qwerinty posted:*wakka* i hate myself This is what its actually like to take LSD.
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Sep 2, 2015 22:58
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Gay PillŪ, the new and improved pill to make you gay. It offends everyone!
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Sep 2, 2015 22:59
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[Secretly giving my BYOB husband the Gay PillŪ] Huh, nothing's changed.
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Sep 2, 2015 23:00
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If you overdose on Gay Pills you end up straight. It's the worst possible side effect for an up and coming BYOB superstar.
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Sep 2, 2015 23:03
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[Thinking about pills] gently caress yes! gently caress yes!!!
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Sep 2, 2015 23:04
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[Doctor, giving me the pills I need] Hope you like [Snickers] sugar and spice and everything nice! [He pats me on the head, and sends me on my way. I'm safely assured that I'm normal and neurotypical.]
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Sep 2, 2015 23:06
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I raise a bottle of budweiser (my pill of choice) to the blonde at the end of the bar. "This pilsner's for you, babe." 
Somebody fucked around with this message at 00:24 on Sep 3, 2015 ---------------- |
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Sep 3, 2015 00:05
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misty mountaintop posted:I raise a bottle of budweiser (my pill of choice) to the blonde at the end of the bar. "This pilsner's for you, babe." budweiser is a lager, wtf... ---------------- |
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Sep 3, 2015 00:25
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| I ate five pills today. I say to myself, allergy-allergy-depression-depression (the last one is two pills) | |
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Sep 3, 2015 00:27
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real pilsners are lagers, but budweiser is not a real pilsner. ... ? i'm so confused *eats a pill*
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Sep 3, 2015 00:28
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the jetsons: hungry or pill addicts? you make the call
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Sep 3, 2015 00:31
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[eating pills] Stop This Crazy Thing!!
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Sep 3, 2015 01:33
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Miss Psychosis posted:[Thinking about pills] gently caress yes! gently caress yes!!! |
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Sep 3, 2015 01:48
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ron color posted:[eating pills] Stop This Crazy Thing!! |
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Sep 3, 2015 01:52
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ron color posted:[eating pills] Stop This Crazy Thing!!
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Sep 3, 2015 02:02
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 I'm so loving good at memes. Someone high-five me.
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Sep 3, 2015 02:49
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addiction rules |
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Sep 3, 2015 03:04
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I've got my pill routine highly regimented and scheduled so as to maximize the highs and minimize the risk. I've done all the math and I know exactly how much to take eac-- *dies* |
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Sep 3, 2015 03:29
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tao of lmao posted:I've got my pill routine highly regimented and scheduled so as to maximize the highs and minimize the risk. I've done all the math and I know exactly how much to take eac-- *dies*
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Sep 3, 2015 03:30
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i like pill food. like in the future. i'm in the future for breakfast when i pour myself a bowl of flintstone chewables
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Sep 3, 2015 03:32
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i got hit by a car once and then got right back up, unharmed. the woman driving screamed i was on pills. if you only knew lady. if you could only see my flintstone chewables 4 life tattoo
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Sep 3, 2015 03:33
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bacalou posted:i like pill food. like in the future. i'm in the future for breakfast when i pour myself a bowl of flintstone chewables Dayquil instead of milk could improve this.
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Sep 3, 2015 03:34
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bacalou posted:i like pill food. like in the future. i'm in the future for breakfast when i pour myself a bowl of flintstone chewables be careful. i knew a guy who encapsulated astronaut ice cream and ate like 50 of them. when they expanded he died of dehydration
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Sep 3, 2015 03:34
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misty mountaintop posted:I raise a bottle of budweiser (my pill of choice) to the blonde at the end of the bar. "This pilsner's for you, babe." That's not what I wrote. What I wrote was "I raise a bottle to the blonde at the end of the bar. "This pill's for you, babe." Would it help if I explain that the bottle I'm raising is a pill bottle, and not a beer bottle? ---------------- |
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Sep 3, 2015 03:35
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soon we will all eat pills for our meals instead of actual meals. we will have nutrients
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Sep 3, 2015 03:36
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news report from 2167: pill families, have you caught your child doing THIS?! [incredibly detailed holo-footage of a parent breaking down a kids door to see him eating a slice of pizza] THE DRUG EPIDEMIC THAT IS SWEEPING THE NATION
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