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deep thoughts by r. "ray" wang of constellation researchquote:You’re either going to disrupt or be disrupted in a digital transformation. As we all know, the pace of change has been intense. The incremental innovation that is out there is normal, but companies that follow that approach won’t be able to keep up.
so anyway, let's workshop some thought leadership re: innovation and awful innovation thinkpieces that look like markov chain output, we've got markers and giant post-it pads and there's sparkling water, kombucha and nitro cold brew coffee in the kitchen plus we'll be getting some sandwiches for lunch [if you have a food preference or sensitivity you haven't told us about yet go talk to todd at the front desk and we'll put you down for a salad or a low carb wrap]
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 21:12 |
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 21:13 |
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innovation used to be a bad word maybe it still is
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 21:15 |
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fived and subscribed
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 21:16 |
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0 * 99 = 99 source: clearly a very wise man with good opinions to whom we should listen
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 21:28 |
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c'mon people let's get some ideas out there remember no bad ideas *crickets*
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 21:28 |
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my idea is the terrycloth necktie and actually people go wild when they see them
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 21:34 |
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my idea is a social network thats *gets buried under literal mountain of vc cash and dies*
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 21:34 |
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how about we leverage cloud paradigms and analytics resources to increase momentum in our mainframe division?
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 21:36 |
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yospos for dogs: - suppress cat thread - "you posted" screen now says "who's a good dog?" - audit green/amberpos for achromatic vision accessibility
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 21:37 |
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carry on then posted:how about we leverage cloud paradigms and analytics resources to increase momentum in our mainframe division? on demand containerized mainframes
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 21:38 |
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a social network that connects consumers and advertisers
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 21:39 |
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Triglav posted:a social network that connects consumers and advertisers
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 21:43 |
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Triglav posted:a social network that connects consumers and advertisers a social network that connects brands with other brands to leverage existing synergies [and maybe romance? ]
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 21:43 |
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a cutting board with an adjustable knife holder that turns any chef's knife into one of those big paper cutters from grade school to train people how to use a knife
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 21:53 |
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a sous vide with a built in digital assistant
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 22:01 |
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it can be named sous-ey :iamafag: sous-ey please reschedule my meeting while i eat some delicious, perfectly sous vide'd steak
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 22:02 |
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how about a smart wine fridge that can keep track of your collection and automatically reccommend you nuanced pairings
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 22:07 |
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sommm™, I'm having red snapper tonight, what do you recommend? I'D SUGGEST THE 2015 RIPPLE SERVED ON ICE
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 22:13 |
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qirex posted:sommm™, I'm having red snapper tonight, what do you recommend?
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 22:18 |
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a social networking plug-in that monitors your significant other's activity on several websites to look for problematic trends or phrasing (please do not use for stalking)
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 22:21 |
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a gamified, cloud connected vape that automatically uploads your vaping stats, flavors, and achievements to a social network for other vaping enthusiasts
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 22:23 |
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pram posted:a gamified, cloud connected vape that automatically uploads your vaping stats, flavors, and achievements to a social network for other vaping enthusiasts good idea, jonny 420
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 22:26 |
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a tiny thermal printer that prints out a rss feed and makes a silly face too lol oh wait
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 22:27 |
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pram posted:a gamified, cloud connected vape that automatically uploads your vaping stats, flavors, and achievements to a social network for other vaping enthusiasts ill start the wiki
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 22:29 |
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IoT-connected, nfc-enabled chastity belt
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 22:59 |
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vape condoms so you can test out your bros sweet rigs without getting herpes
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 23:31 |
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i've picked like 180 pounds of food over the past two days and it seem like the sort of thing a robot or unemployed millenial could be doing for some sort of points in an app like, a drone that picks tomatillos or a hobo that brings me scrubbed beets, something like that
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 23:34 |
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an app called date score that keeps track of the romatic deeds you do and when you get enough points you redeem them for sexual favors like you bring home a bunch of flowers hey 10 points, a nice dinner 50 points, so you can figure out the activity with the highest RoI like maybe in march you buy up 30 trays of discount valentines chocolates and get a zillion points all at once
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 23:40 |
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internet of things connected barbell plates with accelerometers and LEDs that light up red when people do 4" bench press
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 23:43 |
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disruptive idea: a non lovely post in teh yospos
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 23:55 |
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digitally transform my butt
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 23:58 |
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a smartwatch app that phones home to your pi that updates a website letting people know if youre dead or not http://imdead.lol/valeyard
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 23:58 |
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bobbilljim posted:disruptive idea: a non lovely post in teh yospos Shitposts as a Service
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 00:23 |
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dog sharing service
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 00:51 |
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reverse uber, where people pay you to drive their cars
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 00:53 |
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The Management posted:reverse uber, where people pay you to drive their cars wouldn't luxe count as reverse uber? or inverse uber maybe
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 00:58 |
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people pay you to drive their cAr you pay someone so you can drive their car someone pays you to drive someone else's car, who they also pay chauffr rentl busDrivr
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 01:24 |
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a site where lonely people pay to talk to robots pretending to be women / bitcoin buyers
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 01:48 |
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The Management posted:a site where lonely people pay to talk to robots pretending to be women / bitcoin buyers throw in voice synthesis asmr and you've got something there
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