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Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

The Management posted:

a site where lonely people pay to talk to robots pretending to be women / bitcoin buyers

ashley madison's pivot to recover from the hacking scandal

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
headphones that you can reverse they become speakers for when you get on the subway. hell, put an nfc reader in them so you can load your subway card onto the headphyones

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
flexible tragic macpad that you attach to your thigh so you can manipulate your 3d designs on your iphone on the New York SubWay

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Synthetic implanted tooth that monitors what you eat and drink and feeds into its own cloud whcih your fitness apps of choice pull from with a standardized API

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

IT IS HARAAM TO SEND SMILEY FACES THROUGH THE INTERNET

Smythe posted:

headphones that you can reverse they become speakers for when you get on the subway. hell, put an nfc reader in them so you can load your subway card onto the headphyones

gonna be sweet when someone fucks this up and goes deaf

also you can use headphones as a microphone!

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

Smythe posted:

headphones that you can reverse they become speakers for when you get on the subway. hell, put an nfc reader in them so you can load your subway card onto the headphyones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5KMQj9Cth8

Raithe
Apr 17, 2008

Don't worry: I've got the moon covered...

angry_keebler posted:

a cutting board with an adjustable knife holder that turns any chef's knife into one of those big paper cutters from grade school to train people how to use a knife
you mean a cibocal



pram posted:

a sous vide with a built in digital assistant
you mean a cookmellow



I sell this kind of stuff

Edit: I read the other day about a fridge with a camera in it so you could check what you needed to buy while at the supermarket. Don't think it pairs food though.

Raithe fucked around with this message at 05:50 on Sep 4, 2015

pram
Jun 10, 2001
lol

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

IT IS HARAAM TO SEND SMILEY FACES THROUGH THE INTERNET
nice cooking toys

Raithe
Apr 17, 2008

Don't worry: I've got the moon covered...
hat chopping board is the worst piece of poo poo ever and it's $200

but it's helpful to the elderly and people with MS so that's a good thing I guess.

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

IT IS HARAAM TO SEND SMILEY FACES THROUGH THE INTERNET
i use a knife

pram
Jun 10, 2001
a card you can plug into your tesla that automatically posts to twitter and facebook how much pollution you have prevented

something like a personal CNC machine that professionally cuts iberian ham

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
vegan phones

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
is taking a poo poo so big that it clogs the toilet considered disrupting entrenched paradigms coz of so

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Smythe posted:

headphones that you can reverse they become speakers for when you get on the subway. hell, put an nfc reader in them so you can load your subway card onto the headphyones

this but subway the sandwich shop

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
headphones come with 36" of free subway loaded into then


"eat a sub, fiddle a
diddle"

Raithe
Apr 17, 2008

Don't worry: I've got the moon covered...

echinopsis posted:

is taking a poo poo so big that it clogs the toilet considered disrupting entrenched paradigms coz of so

no, that's called eating two third pounders from burger fuel.

also known as "chip the poo poo out of your rear end with a teaspoon"

that was a bad day

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

angry_keebler posted:

0 * 99 = 99


source: clearly a very wise man with good opinions to whom we should listen

Yeah I saw that too, lol

dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010

echinopsis posted:

is taking a poo poo so big that it clogs the toilet considered disrupting entrenched paradigms coz of so

a toilet with a digital scale that tweets how big your shits are

dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010
You've "checked in" at the back stall of bobs roadhouse 4 days in a row

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

dragon enthusiast posted:

a toilet with a digital scale that tweets how big your shits are

also needs to measure displacement

dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010

The Management posted:

also needs to measure displacement

give them a badge for causing the most overflows

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

dragon enthusiast posted:

a toilet with a digital scale that tweets how big your shits are

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ

Perplx
Jun 26, 2004


Best viewed on Orgasma Plasma
Lipstick Apathy
a VR gloryhole with onion routing

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

a service that scans tinder photos and identifies trashy aspects such as red solo cups

this project made top 10 at the first la hacks lol

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

a giant lite brite
an app that controls your bicycle bell so you can find it
a mirror but you're supposed to use it to reflect the sun
candy-colored mushrooms that deliver vaccines

I should have guessed that reality would trump parody in this case because those are all real

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

IT IS HARAAM TO SEND SMILEY FACES THROUGH THE INTERNET
mankind is so FREAKING amazing

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
a forum for good posting

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
a robot butler that only feels shame

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
A music streaming service but somehow different

pram
Jun 10, 2001

julian assflange posted:

A music streaming service but somehow different

it streams only vinyl rips

Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000

a pair of vibrating bicycle handgrips that pair with an app to give you turn by turn directions so you don't need to look down at your phone

an app that's syncs with your calendar and sends a text to someone when you're near their house asking if you should pick up anything since you're almost there and it'll deliver coupons to you for nearby grocery stores

Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000

pram posted:

it streams only vinyl rips

instagram filters but for streaming music

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

pram posted:

it streams only vinyl rips

smokeyness, woodiness and crackle sliders for a custom sound experience

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
a drone that follows you around and streams a following camera view to your phone, for people that prefer to play their lives from the third person angle.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

The Management posted:

a drone that follows you around and streams a following camera view to your phone, for people that prefer to play their lives from the third person angle.

gamer the movie (which Owns btw)

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
a drone that follows you around and plays random lines from your favourite computer game companion

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
POV Occulus 3D ASMR of Lifting Weights and being a cool guy in a high powered office envinronment

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

pram posted:

it streams only vinyl rips

live

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The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Smythe posted:

POV Occulus 3D ASMR of Lifting Weights and being a cool guy in a high powered office envinronment

bug report:
sometimes right eye goes dark for an instant as I'm walking around the office

diagnosis:
retrieved logs from user, passed to renderer team.
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user logs show no frame buffer issues, passing up to engine
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engine received a blanking request at the following time stamps. someone from env care to comment?
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replaying the user path shows he was in the 3rd floor hallway every time this happened. two times were in the evening so glare unlikely.
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found it, user was passing by Sheila from accounting, the script was giving her a wink.

Resolution: Behaves Correctly

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