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quote:Think of your relationship as a threesome with Christ at the center. 
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Sep 6, 2015 00:02
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AWarmBody posted:Okay. Here are the "guidelines for him" section. Mmmmm. Hmm...I don't know, looks good so far... sounds like definitely some good tips for stinky fedora atheist redditors and neckbeard goons. quote:Think of your relationship as a threesome with Christ at the center. 
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Sep 6, 2015 00:08
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You have no rights to a woman's body unless you are married to her, then you can do whatever you want she's not a person lol
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Sep 6, 2015 00:08
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More please, I need some advice on how to avoid sin and homosexuals STAT.
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Sep 6, 2015 00:12
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Lol this section title...
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Sep 6, 2015 00:12
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quote:Think of your relationship as a threesome with Christ wowza!
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Sep 6, 2015 00:15
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Sep 6, 2015 00:21
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Wow turns out successful propaganda is actually really really easy
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Sep 6, 2015 00:24
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AWarmBody posted:Lol this section title... what does the books say about muslims and jews also what does it say about atheism
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Sep 6, 2015 00:33
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That Robot posted:but seriously though, what does "a beka" even mean? is that someone's name? Looks like it was named after a certain Rebekah. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Beka_Book Lucky lady.
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Sep 6, 2015 01:26
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I want this book. Where do you get one? Do you have to pass a test for it? What's the publication date on yours?
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Sep 6, 2015 01:26
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imandyyo posted:I want this book. Where do you get one? Do you have to pass a test for it? What's the publication date on yours? Here it is on Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Life-Management-Under-Beka-Horton/dp/B000MD7HJW The only test you have to pass is giving over your money, so that's pretty easy. The second edition I have is copyright 2003, printed in 2006.
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Sep 6, 2015 01:30
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How is it legal for people who don't have teaching degrees to teach their own children?
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Sep 6, 2015 01:38
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FreudianSlippers posted:How is it legal for people who don't have teaching degrees to teach their own children? It varies by state, and most homeschooling has to be done in conjunction with an accredited system if that's the route you choose for your spawnlings. The law used to be really strict and parents could easily face persecution if kids were caught not being schooled, and homeschool was not a legal option at the time. It seems you can get away with a lot if you've involved in a church though. My parents didn't want me to go school because of religious reasons (they actually couldn't be bothered being responsible, this substance isn't going to abuse itself you know!) and my childhood consisted of a lot of ducking behind the passenger seat when they saw a cop car. Also I didn't ever wear seatbelts. FML how am I even alive.
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Sep 6, 2015 01:54
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So op when you're reading through these do you sometimes stop reading, go to your parents, and start beating them in the head with one of these retarded books? Cuz u should.
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Sep 6, 2015 02:00
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Nathilus posted:So op when you're reading through these do you sometimes stop reading, go to your parents, and start beating them in the head with one of these retarded books? Cuz u should. I don't think my parents knew how bad this book was. I used this book for a co-op class that my parents weren't really involved in. (Co-op homeschool classes are classes with other homeschool students, usually taught by someone's parent.)
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Sep 6, 2015 02:08
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Rock music is Good music. Homeschoolers are loving retarded.
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Sep 6, 2015 02:09
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Barhopping is the devil.
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There's a pretty large portion in the beginning of the book on manners. How to behave when visiting someone's house, etc. or, you know, how to be polite in a car. 
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My knees cartiledge was wrecked as a kid. My doctor told me I couldn't run or jump without further injuring them when I was 13 and gave me a note for the principal. I was a straight A student. They tried to fail me in PE because I wouldn't jog. My parents pulled me out and let me tear through textbooks and I graduated 2 years early. I could have graduated earlier if the law had allowed it since I spent 16 months before I took my exit exam loving around on video games because I'd already finished 12th grade everything. Homeschool is generally bullshit, but I've got 0 regrets in my case. I had abeka tapes, too, and they were loving horrible and hilarious and we finally just got textbooks and answerbooks from the high school teachers instead. Abeka was fuckin trash.
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Sep 6, 2015 02:15
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TEAYCHES posted:im gay
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AWarmBody posted:Even kissing has an air of shame to it. I like how boys are apparently born with a finite amount of kisses, necessitating strict rationing of affection. God forbid you should actually be good at kissing when you finally decide to commit to being intimate with one person for the remainder of your life. And what crazy alternate dimension do these people come from where dressing conservatively will result in less horny teenage boys? I mean, I don't know about other guys but when I was a hormone addled teenager just seeing the word 'breast' written on a piece of paper would send me hunting for a quiet corner somewhere to rub one out. E: AWarmBody posted:There's a pretty large portion in the beginning of the book on manners. How to behave when visiting someone's house, etc. or, you know, how to be polite in a car. I'll admit that I've never actually met people who've been home schooled in person (at least none that I know of), but is common courtesy enough of an issue that they need to dedicate a textbook chapter to not being an obnoxious rear end in a top hat? the future is WOW fucked around with this message at 02:50 on Sep 6, 2015 |
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Sep 6, 2015 02:36
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The Mentalizer posted:And what crazy alternate dimension do these people come from where dressing conservatively will result in less horny teenage boys? I mean, I don't know about other guys but when I was a hormone addled teenager just seeing the word 'breast' written on a piece of paper would send me hunting for a quiet corner somewhere to rub one out. http://www.wholesomewear.com/page-4.html
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Shneak posted:Barhopping is the devil. Part of my family is the "no dancing, no card playing" type of southern baptist. I will never understand these people. First off who would make a faith where everything fun and/or cool is sinful, and secondly, who would join such a faith? I'm not against all moral order. For example the big ten all make sense. Even the rules that are showing their age like idolatry and not calling your parents faggots. Like, I can see how that helped keep social cohesion and.. well not harmony but something closer to it than chaos. Even the no looking at girls stuff makes sense coming out of a tribal, nomadic society even though it sucks and is bullshit. But then you have the no dancing or having any other fun kind of rules which make me think that someone along the line hated the poo poo out of life and wanted everyone else to be miserable too
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Nathilus posted:Part of my family is the "no dancing, no card playing" type of southern baptist. I will never understand these people. First off who would make a faith where everything fun and/or cool is sinful, and secondly, who would join such a faith? i thought you gave up this gimick
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The Mentalizer posted:And what crazy alternate dimension do these people come from where dressing conservatively will result in less horny teenage boys? I mean, I don't know about other guys but when I was a hormone addled teenager just seeing the word 'breast' written on a piece of paper would send me hunting for a quiet corner somewhere to rub one out. they'd probably think sharia law isn't such a bad idea
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:i thought you gave up this gimick What u gotta realize is, existence is cyclical. Edit: but I appreciate u noticing my gimmicks coming and going. As thanks this is 4 u. http://youtu.be/WtN8_9Jc1I8 Nathilus fucked around with this message at 03:22 on Sep 6, 2015 |
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Sep 6, 2015 03:14
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What was the suicide thing?
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Horniest Manticore posted:they'd probably think sharia law isn't such a bad idea Its always funny when they flip out over Sharia law, since it sounds like exactly the kind of thing they'd be happy to have as the law of the land here. Maybe they're just pissy that they didn't think of it first? E: FaradayCage posted:What was the suicide thing? She never met a good Christian boy to marry so her only option was to kill herself, since as we all know a woman is not a complete human being without a man to claim her body and soul as his property. the future is WOW fucked around with this message at 03:22 on Sep 6, 2015 |
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Sep 6, 2015 03:18
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If you attach the word "christ" and "holy" to it, you can make them accept it. "Women are required at all times to wear a Holy Shroud, similar to Jesus's Burial Shroud but with an eye-slit, to preserve their modesty and be closer to the sacrifice of Christ!"
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Sep 6, 2015 03:23
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Nathilus posted:What u gotta realize is, existence is cyclical. 
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Sep 6, 2015 03:25
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AWarmBody posted:
This one made me LOL. Such a succinct and poignant end.
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No. 6 posted:This one made me LOL. Such a succinct and poignant end. no woman could ever live a happy life without a man
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Sep 6, 2015 03:31
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A Mean Cow posted:If you attach the word "christ" and "holy" to it, you can make them accept it. It would probably make for a good satirical website, maybe in a subtler Landover Baptist fashion. AWarmBody posted:Would this swimwear prompt you to lewd and unwholesome thoughts? As a horny teenage boy I'd say yes, definitely. As an adult male who's actually touched a woman I'm not related to? Eh, probably.
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Sep 6, 2015 03:35
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legit laughs OP, thanks. burn Christians
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Sep 6, 2015 03:39
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Sun worship is the only logical religion. All hail Sol Invictus. FreudianSlippers fucked around with this message at 03:44 on Sep 6, 2015 |
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Sep 6, 2015 03:40
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No. 6 posted:This one made me LOL. Such a succinct and poignant end. If it was a man you wouldn't be lolling. Makes you think.
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 This is me, this is my entire life essence, every facet of my personality encompassed in one incredible picture.
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Incomplete Fish posted:This is me, this is my entire life essence, every facet of my personality encompassed in one incredible picture. 
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