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As promised here are some snappy snaps from the bumming around Europe that I am currently doing. When I got to the hotel I got presented with a elephant made of towel, a towelephant if you will.  The first morning I had three chocolate croissants and some kind of coffee that was mostly cream because that's just how I roll... Get it? Roll cos it's bread.  Then I spent the day doing a bunch of sightseeing and I discovered that Madrid street art is loving amazing.     And then I googled best ice cream in madrid and I went there and had a pear and mango sorbet. It was lush.  And finally I met up with a friend of a friend who showed me the real Madrid We started at a bar where you get a beer for 1€ 50 and every time you do they also give you a free plate of random tapas. By the 6th or 7th round we had to beg them not to give us any more food with our beer.   And then we went to some cheesy clubs til about 4 or 5 am and I learned that just because a spanish bird is happily married, it's all good.  She gave me some fizzy good this morning which cured my hangover and I was ready for a more relaxed day and I pretty much chilled in the palace gardens in the gorgeous sunshine, bit first I spent most if the afternoon queuing for my seat reservation to seville tomorrow.  And that was pretty much it for madrid I hope you enjoyed my snappy snaps tomorrow I'll be checking out seville and I'll keep you posted. Hasta luego muchachos. Shirley Crabtree fucked around with this message at 19:42 on Sep 6, 2015 |
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hope you die OP
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Sep 6, 2015 19:37
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that's nice, dear.
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Sep 6, 2015 19:39
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Not as good as the Caucasus guy
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Sep 6, 2015 19:40
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you were bangin around??? niiiiiiiiiice
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Sep 6, 2015 19:41
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Apple earbuds and those shades?
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Sep 6, 2015 19:44
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hemophilia posted:Not as good as the Caucasus guy
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Sep 6, 2015 19:46
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hemophilia posted:Not as good as the Caucasus guy Yeah I guess maybe I'll head somewhere a bit more dangerous? The world is my lobster after all.
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Sep 6, 2015 19:48
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I've had sex too OP! Thanks for posting
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Universe Master posted:I've had sex too OP!  88h88 posted:Apple earbuds and those shades? Not pictured is my selfy stick. Yes I got one because I don't trust foreigners with my phone.
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Sep 6, 2015 19:51
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cucked again, spanish bloke
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Sep 6, 2015 19:53
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you totally have that inbred, sun-deprived british look going on i guess it's not a gimmick
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Sep 6, 2015 19:55
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Wait. Who's boobs are those? Did you gently caress those boobs or is that like someone who went on the trip with you.
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Sep 6, 2015 19:55
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Windows 98 posted:Wait. Who's boobs are those? Did you gently caress those boobs or is that like someone who went on the trip with you. She is an indie dj we bonded last night over our shared love of britpop. Madrid nightlife is really good.
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Sep 6, 2015 19:57
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thats a p good towelephant, 5
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Sep 6, 2015 20:04
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Loving that towl elephant
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Sep 6, 2015 20:05
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Shirley Crabtree posted:She is an indie dj we bonded last night over our shared love of britpop. Madrid nightlife is really good. so... you didn't smash?
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quakster posted:thats a p good towelephant, 5 The eyes were made of lemon sweeties. If I had to guess I'd say the gay Filipino guy with the pineapple haircut who showed me to my room made it. It was a nice treat. Moridin920 posted:so... you didn't smash? We had some fun but sadly she was on the blob and nobody wants to go there. But after the south of Spain we're looking to hook up again on my way back through and by then she shouldn't have the painters in.
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Sep 6, 2015 20:10
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OP im in Madrid too hope u get krabs edit: from me
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Sep 6, 2015 20:17
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SnakeParty posted:OP im in Madrid too Do you live there or are you a dirty loving tourist like me? I really like it how about you? I hope that i dont get nobrot I guess we'll see how things play out.
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Sep 6, 2015 20:21
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Cool story.
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Sep 6, 2015 20:22
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psyopmonkey2 posted:Cool story. Are those your tits? I didn't know you had tits done. They're a really good size.
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Sep 6, 2015 20:24
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Shirley Crabtree posted:Are those your tits? I didn't know you had tits done. They're a really good size. Theyre real. 
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Sep 6, 2015 20:29
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psyopmonkey2 posted:Theyre real. My complements to the surgeon those are some top shelf bristols. Now you just gotta get rid of the old gentleman and jobs a goodun :-)
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Sep 6, 2015 20:33
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the towlephant also u look like my british cousins, they are also a bit homely but in an endearing way too 
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Shirley Crabtree posted:Do you live there or are you a dirty loving tourist like me? I really like it how about you? I hope that i dont get nobrot I guess we'll see how things play out. i was only passing through on a layover but my gf passed out on the plane and had to be taken by an ambulance to the university hospital so i spent the last day there (getting krabs) lol @ how much fun ur having, when you could be experiencing the prompt and gentle care of the spanish public health system
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Sep 6, 2015 20:38
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whoflungpoop posted:the towlephant The towelephant/towelefant was wicked and they're definitely getting a tip just for that. And thanks very much yeah we're all a bunch of mingers but nice to be an endearing minger I guess. Madrid people are gorgeous.
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SnakeParty posted:i was only passing through on a layover but my gf passed out on the plane and had to be taken by an ambulance to the university hospital so i spent the last day there (getting krabs) Oh poo poo! That's terrible I hope she's ok, and yeah but maybe I'll see you there if I end up going out tonight and go a bit too far and you can give me a high 5 as I'm getting my stomach pumped. That'd be nice.
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Sep 6, 2015 20:42
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pls take pics of the cathedral in seville if u go there it looks pretty
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Sep 6, 2015 20:42
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Lol dude you should try going to some real world cultural hubs, like Tulsa and Phoenix
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you look like a cuck
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whoflungpoop posted:pls take pics of the cathedral in seville if u go there it looks pretty Thats a promise, seville looks amazing and one of the reasons I picked it was for the great photo ops I can't wait to see the game of thrones garden most of all. Only thing is the 3 nights I have planned there might be a bit much but I've got a bed in cadiz if so.
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Shirley Crabtree posted:Oh poo poo! That's terrible I hope she's ok, and yeah but maybe I'll see you there if I end up going out tonight and go a bit too far and you can give me a high 5 as I'm getting my stomach pumped. That'd be nice. np, ill be next to the geriatric stroke patient in the ER, the one with the super bad verbal tics making life extra gnarly for everyone good luck with getting your stomach pumped, spanish floozies, and krabs
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Sep 6, 2015 20:45
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im gay posted:you look like a cuck I'm a goon of course I look like a loving cuck, duh.
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Sep 6, 2015 20:46
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Best Ice Cream does not come in a paper cup nor is it a sorbet. hth.
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Halloweener posted:Best Ice Cream does not come in a paper cup nor is it a sorbet. hth. I don't know it was pretty freaking lush and well it was a gelatto or something is that a sorbet? I don't know I'm not an icecreamologist. But google said it was top and I can see why.
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Good start to the trip. Good to see you keeping up the British tradition of pillaging local birds as often as poss. Cracking pair of norks on that DJ.
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Sep 6, 2015 21:47
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Shirley Crabtree posted:My complements to the surgeon those are some top shelf bristols. Now you just gotta get rid of the old gentleman and jobs a goodun :-) lol top shelf burn
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Sounds lovely.
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Babby's first holiday......awww......
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