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Never work on Maggie's farm again with this one weird trick!
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Sep 11, 2015 12:57
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let me in mom!!! posted:
Why on earth do they even have a picture of someone clearly driving on the wrong side of the road? It's not even as though it's a picture from a country that drives on the left side - that driver is on the wrong side of the car to be driving on the left.
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Sep 11, 2015 14:47
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 There's one shot in the background of every Disney movie where an uncannily realistic image of Walt Disney's frozen corpse urges me to mutilate those who have wronged me. Wow! Steady on, Walt!  Walt's even started appearing in real life, too! Uh oh! You can see him too, right? I've circled him in red here. I wonder what those tricky Disney Imagineers are up to this time!
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Sep 11, 2015 15:43
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let me in mom!!! posted:
ClickHole is already a parody site hth
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Sep 11, 2015 15:58
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Yeah ClickHole's ads are legit clickbait; ClickHole's content is not
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Sep 11, 2015 16:29
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Applewhite posted:That's GBS's solution to everything. If I killed myself the first time I encountered a minor problem, how would I kill myself to solve another, more serious problem later down the line?
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Sep 11, 2015 16:31
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This thread made me laugh, good job Applebrite!
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Sep 11, 2015 18:03
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Zazi posted:Why on earth do they even have a picture of someone clearly driving on the wrong side of the road? It's not even as though it's a picture from a country that drives on the left side - that driver is on the wrong side of the car to be driving on the left. 1 Amazing Trick Most Drivers Don't Know. He's on the right side of the road, he's just an rear end in a top hat doing 5 under in the passing lane.
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Sep 11, 2015 19:27
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These are way less funny than the actual articles
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Sep 11, 2015 23:20
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Zazi posted:Why on earth do they even have a picture of someone clearly driving on the wrong side of the road? It's not even as though it's a picture from a country that drives on the left side - that driver is on the wrong side of the car to be driving on the left. The yellow line on the left edge of his lane indicates he's driving on a split boulevard. Both lanes on his side of the grassy median are the same direction. 
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Sep 11, 2015 23:29
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swampland posted:These are way less funny than the actual articles Maybe thats the joke?
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Sep 11, 2015 23:47
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Its not a funny joke
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Sep 11, 2015 23:52
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Pls don't jokeshame we are all here to have a good time.
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Sep 12, 2015 00:01
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Applewhite posted:Pls don't jokeshame we are all here to have a good time. i'm not
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Sep 12, 2015 00:19
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 While these tiny homes might look cute, they are actually parasitic and will happily lay their eggs inside the human body. As these hatch they can cause excruciating pain and blistering, until eventually new tiny homes burst through the skin and fly away to infect a new host.
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Sep 12, 2015 00:22
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 The videos were shot by the pedophiles that kidnapped them.
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Sep 12, 2015 07:21
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 Swing at your target from behind, and you'll have the tactical advantage for a few crucial moments - easily long enough to reduce his skull to a bloody pulp.
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Sep 12, 2015 18:14
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loquacius posted:
eljackass posted:Hahahahaa I always wondered about those ads...is that freak alien monster fruit supposed to be appealing in some strange way?? Despite the fruit's colorful appearance, it has not found any significant uses in Western cuisine, and has been called "astringent", and the prices "exorbitant".[11]
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Sep 12, 2015 20:21
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loquacius posted:
Those things are loving gross for real. My kid made me buy one. It was like six bux. Ugh. Gross. gently caress you weird fruit. Useless piece of poo poo.
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Sep 12, 2015 21:39
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If you drink shitloads of olive oil for a 'detox' you poop that fruit out for real. Google it.
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Sep 12, 2015 22:33
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King of Bees posted:Those things are loving gross for real. My kid made me buy one. It was like six bux. Ugh. Gross. gently caress you weird fruit. Useless piece of poo poo. What fruit is it? I thought it was photoshopped
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Sep 12, 2015 23:41
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Kitchner posted:What fruit is it? I thought it was photoshopped It's a Kiwano, which tastes awesome but is a huge pain in the rear end to eat. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cucumis_metuliferus The seeds are inedible/tough. You're supposed to bite the seed, suck the gel around it, and spit it out. Sounds easy enough until you realize there's several hundred seeds in a fruit the size of a baseball. 
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Sep 13, 2015 03:03
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While looking for material, I saw one of the goonettes from fitness log cabin used as clickbait  content:  Kirk Johnson demonstrates how to pour lye directly inside your body.
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Sep 13, 2015 03:18
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Yaos posted:
Holy poo poo 
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Sep 13, 2015 05:32
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CopperHound posted:While looking for material, I saw one of the goonettes from fitness log cabin used as clickbait The redheaded one? I've seen her on dozens of ads for diet pills and fad diets. Must be annoying.
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Sep 13, 2015 11:04
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Armchair Calvinist posted:It's a Kiwano, which tastes awesome but is a huge pain in the rear end to eat. While you're spending the requisite several hours it takes to eat the entirety of a really gross spiky cocoon full of mucus and hundreds of inedible seeds, you will be too busy to eat anything else. A foolproof weight-loss technique. loquacius fucked around with this message at 14:55 on Sep 13, 2015 |
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Sep 13, 2015 14:51
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 Fill their foam machine with ink. That'll show those little shits.  What appears to be the hawk's talon is actually its giant grotesque penis.
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Sep 13, 2015 14:54
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 This Fluency Spirit will teach you that people in Spain also speak Mexican
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Sep 13, 2015 21:43
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 She tosses out the muffin tin filled with spaghetti and instead makes a waffle dinner.
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Sep 13, 2015 23:12
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 The colours in her top are all wrong. God drat it Linda! It's red STRIPES and a blue BACKGROUND for the white stars, not blue stripes and a red background! Jesus loving christ, how many times do we have to go over this?
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Sep 14, 2015 00:59
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FIERCE
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Sep 14, 2015 01:23
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i dunno what any of the words or picture in this thread mean
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Sep 14, 2015 02:38
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 PIGS WILL FLY before you find any timeshare holiday deal cheaper than PIGSHIT ISLAND!! BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 20:33 on Sep 14, 2015 |
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Sep 14, 2015 19:58
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Applewhite posted:
There are no bad spawn of Cerberus, just bad owners.
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Sep 14, 2015 22:29
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Unguided posted:There are no bad spawn of Cerberus, just bad owners. 
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Sep 14, 2015 22:45
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 one of the old white men in this picture  A new study shows that 92% of people in heavy credit card debt may not know what impulse control is. Years of being spoiled rotten as a child and raised to believe that they were special has resulted in them growing up to be insufferable twats who can't perform simple tasks like balancing a household budget or demonstrating restraint in spending.
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Sep 16, 2015 07:30
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 #17: To prepare for his role, Bruce Willis actually died in 1998 and became a ghost before shooting The Sixth Sense. Wow! Now that's commitment!  Now, watch Grandpa pull the economy out from behind your ear!  5. Hydrochloric acid 4. Ebola urine 3. HIV 2. Strichnine 1. A big handful of your mom's semen-coated pubes Nameless_Steve fucked around with this message at 04:49 on Sep 17, 2015 |
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Sep 17, 2015 04:39
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Not to be nitpicky about people who make actual clcikbait links, but you think they could do a little basic research. This is wrong for several reasons. 1. The kid in the picture is Bug Hall, who played Alfalfa in "The Little Rascals" in 1994. 2. Bug is not dead. 3. This is supposed to be Carl Switzer, who played the original Alfalfa. 4. Carl, like almost every other person from the Our Gang serials, is dead. (There are just two or three actors from the entire group of 40 or so actors that are still alive.) There should be no surprise that he's dead, he was born in 1927. We don't have lots of people left from then. (Actually he died when he was shot during a dispute over a hunting dog and a reward for its recovery, so that might be a bit unusual.) The only reason I pay attention to this is because I used to hang out in a movie memorabilia shop, and Darwood Kaye, who played Waldo in the "Our Gang" series was a friend of the owner and would hang out in the shop, too. He always had stories about the early days of the talkies. He was eventually killed in a hit-and-run accident when he was crossing the street. Personally, it should have been "Celebs you didn't know were still alive: #17 is Abe Vigoda!" Rant mode disengaged.
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genesplicer posted:4. Carl, like almost every other person from the Our Gang serials, is dead.
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