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swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

AbbadonOfHell posted:



Just cover your face in Elmer's Glue and peel it off and you lose 20 years.

Simply take off that old woman mask you wear all the time!

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swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action


Last night under the influences of alcohol and drugs Terrance Barker burnt down 15 houses in New York's famed Dermatology District



machete. The shocking crime that caused the Supreme Court to overrule decades long policy of "unarrestable" handsome men.




It's hot dogs!

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action


Old man told us he was Elvis so we laid recordings of him forgetting his grand childrens names over a karaoke track of Jail House Rock! It wound up sadder than we planned.

swampland fucked around with this message at 01:40 on Sep 9, 2015

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action


An autographed picture of Phil Collins in their pocket

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

These are way less funny than the actual articles

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swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action
Its not a funny joke

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