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Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

Applewhite posted:

it's re-victimization in a way, too, since usually the types of people most likely to get into debt are in that situation because they think life can be solved through a series of easy shortcuts.

It's akin to "helping" compulsive gamblers overcome their addiction by selling luck charms to help them stay out of trouble.

I bet you five dollars this luck charm doesn't work.

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 18:19

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 09:05

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

Lil Peeler posted:

This like in a mister hands way or a taco bell chihuahua way?

In a "lol, just lol, if you're not loving antelope while posting" kind of way

# ¿ Sep 10, 2015 10:10

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

Anyone who signs up to a life insurance policy from January 2016 will legally have a limit on how much cash they are allowed to get back, regardless of what they paid into the scheme!

Under the Life Insurance Cash Regulations Act (2015) insurers will be able to limit payouts to the amount of physical cash you're able to carry out of their offices (dropping any cash means you lose it).

# ¿ Sep 10, 2015 14:49

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

freelop posted:

I will pay you to consume my liquidised post history for a year

You might as well just straight up say you're paying people to kill themselves

# ¿ Sep 10, 2015 15:50

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

King of Bees posted:

Those things are loving gross for real. My kid made me buy one. It was like six bux. Ugh. Gross. gently caress you weird fruit. Useless piece of poo poo.

What fruit is it? I thought it was photoshopped

# ¿ Sep 12, 2015 23:41

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 09:05

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

The colours in her top are all wrong. God drat it Linda! It's red STRIPES and a blue BACKGROUND for the white stars, not blue stripes and a red background! Jesus loving christ, how many times do we have to go over this?

# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 00:59

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