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 1. do not resist his advances. sex with a burglar is an exotic and coveted practice. 2. for the love of god DO NOT try to convince him otherwise. chances are he deserves your belongings more than you do. please don't burglar shame  1. pushups: virtually a white trash bench press. 2. situps: you might as well be making GBS threads yourself 3. running: lmao
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 a complex and gruesome string of murders has plagued the entourage of once oiled heroes, launching a thorough but ultimately fruitless investigation
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 ...eaten. that's right folks, we ate the most beautiful and endangered horses we could find (we could only find 10) and now you have to live with that knowledge. your click has directly enabled horse torture and eating, good going idiot.
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 the bubbly pop starlet reveals her controversial "1000 Years Of Tay" , an elaborate manifesto detailing her vehement desire for 1000 years of violent totalitarian rule over the human race; in her radical vision, subjects would be forced to don overalls bearing the face and name of their eternal judge, jury, and executioner
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