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Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer


Answer: Become a duck. Nobody steals poo poo from ducks, except other ducks. Ducks are also really bad at holding weapons so you can easily flee or fly away from any situation. Also be sure to distract them by talking about random gross things.

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